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fris 02-26-2013 09:28 PM

How long does it take you to grow a beard?
 
5 days? Longer?

:pimp

Axzar 02-26-2013 09:31 PM

What is the exact definition of a beard?

If someone says to me, "Ahh, you are growing a beard" - 5 days
If they say, "Hey that beard looks good on you!" - 10 days

I'm at day 12, going for the Lincoln look while the girls are still hot on him.

EddyTheDog 02-26-2013 09:38 PM

Mine grows crazy fast - I have stubble just a few hours after a close shave.

2 days to get to George Micheal circa 1988 - 4 days and I have what you would class as a 'proper beard'.

charlie g 02-26-2013 09:42 PM

3 day for it to catch food and drippings from my mouth.

shake 02-26-2013 09:55 PM

Maybe a week and I've got a "five o'clock shadow"...

Konda 02-26-2013 09:57 PM

I don't grow any beard, got laser hair removal so I don't have to waste time shaving every day.

AllAboutCams 02-26-2013 10:00 PM

i hate mine always itching all the time im going to get the tranny thing and take it all off with a lazer

Mutt 02-26-2013 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konda (Post 19502534)
I don't grow any beard, got laser hair removal so I don't have to waste time shaving every day.

for real?

AllAboutCams 02-26-2013 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konda (Post 19502534)
I don't grow any beard, got laser hair removal so I don't have to waste time shaving every day.

I did not see your post is that for real or are you joking

Spunky 02-26-2013 10:17 PM

It's all about the stubble,chicks dig it
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.p...h=484407;image

fitzmulti 02-26-2013 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 19502552)
It's all about the stubble,chicks dig it

Too god damn fast these days. I used to NOT be able to do much of anything other than a mustache and a bit of a goatee.
NOW, after my crazy hospital episode late in 2011, and changing my diet and all these things that have gotten me healthy...my fucking hair and facial hair are growing like weeds...
LOL by now I should be balding, and {Thank God} I am not even close!
In 2 weeks-ish I turn 51, and my hair is like when I was 21!~

Hopefully Spunky is right! LOL!
LESSON: Almost die from hypertension, get on meds for it, stop eating so much salt....and you won't go bald, apparently!

Konda 02-26-2013 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19502541)
I did not see your post is that for real or are you joking

For real.
I really hated shaving, and my beard grew quite fast and didn't look good so I really had to shave every day. That's almost 10 minutes a day, which amounts in over 1 hour a week in wasted time.

loreen 02-26-2013 11:46 PM

I got my "mustache" laser removed, too :-)

Lol at these names:
http://i54.tinypic.com/az9ud.jpg

AJHall 02-27-2013 12:15 AM

No idea. My wife will stop having sex with me long before I can grow one more than a few days so I've never been able to find out. Next time she goes on vacation I'm going to put some miracle grow and rogaine on it and find out.

Mutt 02-27-2013 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Konda (Post 19502618)
For real.
I really hated shaving, and my beard grew quite fast and didn't look good so I really had to shave every day. That's almost 10 minutes a day, which amounts in over 1 hour a week in wasted time.

and laser worked? you no longer have to shave?

hmm .... i've heard laser doesn't even work that great on much finer weaker hair than male facial hair. most people say it somewhat reduced their hair and it took months and months and they finally decided it was a waste of money and gave up.

CampHost 02-27-2013 01:12 AM

Shit I'm a hairy sum bitch, I live with a beard, I can't shave the sum bitch off. I have to use hair clippers to trim it down, not those lil beard clippers, my beard laughs at that shit. I gave up having a clean shaven face years ago, just don't have the energy.

CurrentlySober 02-27-2013 01:14 AM

When I eventually hit puberty, I'll pop back and let you know... :thumbsup

v4 media 02-27-2013 01:26 AM

I shave once a month.. from stubble to full on bin-laden. then crop if off to grade 1 and start again. It's like a brillopad. Cat likes it though, she chews it.

John-ACWM 02-27-2013 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axzar (Post 19502511)

I'm at day 12, going for the Lincoln look while the girls are still hot on him.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

nico-t 02-27-2013 08:16 AM

lasering your facial hair is extremely weird in my opinion.

but i like my stubble. Dont shave, got a trimmer. Shaving makes me feel naked and having a butt face. Haven't shaved in 10 years.

Sid70 02-27-2013 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AJHall (Post 19502633)
No idea. My wife will stop having sex with me long before I can grow one more than a few days so I've never been able to find out.

True dat. Same here.

Jesse1984 02-27-2013 09:44 AM

My beard is going strong at one yeard, nine months, and fourteen days. As far as growing one? That's relative to what you consider a beard.

Jman 02-27-2013 10:06 AM

I get a 5 o clock shadow in evening if I shave in morning. Now I have been sporting the beard for a while and to grow nice and thick took me 30 days and now I use trimmer 1-2 a week to keep it clean.

Major (Tom) 02-27-2013 11:34 AM

I'd say 3 weeks for a full beard, but we 're talking a beautiful full beard with touches of grey in it. :)
Ds

Harmon 02-27-2013 11:37 AM

I have a cock/neck beard. I shave all of my junk, minus the underside of my balls. I now have a circa 1992 Layne Staley chin-braid going on beneath my nutsack. The 30 something year old grunge chicks love it... especially when I wear my flannel thong and let my fuck stick hang out of the front zipper.


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