My GF got a gift of special liquorice from a lesbian
 

Naturally I told her that's cause the lesbian wants to eat her pussy... apparently she's an old lesbian (50+), so she must be looking for some younger pussy.

I'm right... right? Why else would she give her gifts. :1orglaugh

Better question, will she let her do it ??

(translated)

Me: That's because she wants to eat your pussy.
Her: Ewwww she's like 50 years old.
Me: So that just means she wants younger pussy.
Her: *kicks me*


I think no....

i think you're right. my wife gets hit on by women all the time and she acts like she didn't notice it. had a lesbo sales clerk tell her to "lay down and spread out" just a week ago while bed shopping for my daughter...

Aw man, I would not have been able to keep a straight face if that happened :1orglaugh

This line says: Maybe...

If she was in her 20's it might not be so far fetched to her. :winkwink:

Was it black licorice? Maybe she just likes the Sambuca smelling snatch.

Ah, I need to get a girl in her 20ies to hit on her then hahaha :pimp