I just tazered an intruder, what should I do with him?
 

Ok, Bone it was a joke. I'm BP4L. I never had any intention of joining the PBBW or whatever their name is....

But sending someone to my house to wack me? come on.

You KNOW I'm a northern boy. Sure Skufty's gone but I'm not defenseless. Your goon didn't realize I had silent motion alarms on my land with cameras. I saw him coming from a long way off. The house lights were off, and I have to admit, he broke in real quiet like a pro, but that fucker didn't see me coming and he lit up like a christmas tree when I hit him with my tazer.

So now I have this ex navy seal or whatever he was tied up in my basement. I'm wondering if I should make him talk, but what's the point? We all know what this was about.

Should I club the seal? I AM Canadian........... I mean the SCARIEST thing to a navy seal is a Canadian with a club

I'm thinking if I let him go you're just going to send another, but if I make a statement with this guy maybe we can let bygones be bygones and your goons won't want to come here knowing it'll be very risky for their health....

I'm undecided on what to do.



how long a time period do I have to kill him and still be able to use the self defense rule in court?

well knowing you eating him would be #1, don't hurt yourself :)

I do likey my McSeal burgers.......

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Is he cute?

I think you know where I am going with this.....

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He has that gruff look about him.

I do have some gay friends that might want to have their way with him... but they all blab about everything and can't keep their mouths shut.

Fucking him with a baseball bat is more torture for me than him, esp if he's bi or gay.


I AM getting hungry though..........I mean seal meat isn't murder or cannibalism here in Canada....

Your seal might have mad seal disease be safe

This is a sketch of the hitman. He fled on foot and should be within a 3 block radius.

http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/...doTurkoglu.jpg

I always make sure the home deep frier is set to high to kill off all them infections. :thumbsup

nice likeness
yes... fled on foot. Good idea, we'll go with that story...


on a completely unrelated topic, does anyone have any seal tenderizer spices? I seem to be out.........

Kevin Blatt!!!!!!!!!

it wasn't KB. if it was I'd still have tazed him (hey, who wouldn't use a tazer given the chance) but after I'd have just had a beer with Kevin chatting about old times after the electrical paralyses wore off.....

Don't know about that but have you considered a meal with fava beans and a nice Chianti?

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http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d1...NCEOFLAMBS.jpg

Club the seal and risk the wrath of Pamela Anderson!

my mind will explode

Anyone who posts personal information on this board with bad intentions should be banned for life.

This is a message board. We chat, we debate, we discuss. But if you get worked up about something said here, then you need to get a life.

suck the dick??????

Not sure where this fits in this thread. Who's info was posted where?

lolwat :1orglaugh

Bone never posted anything, you know he doesn't roll like that. The guy is Teflon, nothing will stick if you go after him. But I got the message when the assassin broke into my house. Ya OK, there's no proof the guy was hired by Bone, but we all know what what's going on here.

Still haven't decided what to do with the seal yet,,,He must be getting hungry, maybe I'll feed him some fish.

That IS scarey........

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users1...4884005408.jpg

Sounds like you got yourself a gimp.


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He seems to like fish..........

Is he sending yes signals?

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This forum is going to shit with a thread like this, if its true, this guys a moron if not, the same, next