I am going to jump up and down on Clarence Darrow's grave
 

Until he wakes up and accompanies me in court
Shit
Dig that bad boy up I'll have a skeleton covered in earth at my side and say LOOK AT THIS, JUDGE- It's CLARENCE DARROW!!

I bet you anything that I'd walk free and feel white as HELL, then :thumbsup

I would be found white and the case would be dismissed (without) based on the grounds of me having the best lawyer, ever. Verdict: Fred is White. Fred is Innocent. Court Adjourned. :thumbsup

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