Yay !!!!!!!! TSA to allow you to CARRY ON small knives back on planes!!!!!!
 

WTF is wrong with these idiots /facepalm


"BOXCUTTERS still prohibited"

Enjoy the read


http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel...nives/1964941/

What about fingernail clippers? Those fuck nuts always take them from me.

Yes, they can frisk you while wearing their new uniforms. $50 million in new uniforms ordered right before the sequester wtf.

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/tsa...3/05/id/493243

but I can't take my contact lens fluid with me because it only comes in bottles over 3oz? oy.

i just check all that

That is so you can't be one of those assholes who shoots their fingernails around in public.

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:stoned

ADG

Why would you need a boxcutter on a plane

Great.. make it easier for normal people to fly
Now maybe I can get MIA to SNA for no less than four fucking hundred dollars next month

give everyone a machete when they board the plane, no one will be able to hijack anything every again even

Fly out of FLL, cheaper! There are definitely rates right now low-ish $300's.

I'd feel safer if everyone had AK47s onboard

and misfire and decompress the cabin? FUCK THAT. Just machetes. It's close enough combat they work just as well as guns in a crowd when everyone's got one.

Might receive a parcel mid flight and need to open it.

Jesus christ napping on the moon without a blanket
Go post on the cerebral palsy forum you buffoon

How the hell is a misfire going to decompress the cabin? How?
Why don't you go and play with knives?
Drink a-lot first
We're not going for a couple of fingers which you're stupid enough to lose playing with knives sober
We need some real results
Thank you

Jesus christ that's inconvenient
A good idea, but inconvenient

I meant that if the public suddenly thinks "um hay itz eazy to fly" then more idiots will be flying and the price will be up over $400 before we know it .... not that it is now :)

When you travel in first class, the air hostess gives you a real metal fork and knife. I don't remember these were used by terrorists even once.

Better than being stabbed with a shank smuggled in some ones anal cavity.

i flew with just hand luggage to Barcelona and back last weekend and took everything i needed - including small scissors. no one gave a rats ass.

but it's not the TSA that does security checks here

:2 cents::2 cents::2 cents::Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

They are only 30 minutes apart and usually you will get thru check-in and security much faster too. Less aggro, less airfare cost. Take the tri-rail up there if you don't want to drive it. http://www.tri-rail.com/

:1orglaugh I aim for THE EYES!!!!