Who says porn is dead!
 

I had great news today and wanted to share! (sarcasm)

I had a paternity hearing today. The mother hired a private investigator to check out me and my company. The p.i. said that one of my adult sites that has over 20k visitors/day is worth $400,000.00 and generates over $500.00/day... I said they can buy it for $200,000.00!

And because I have 'porn' sites (affiliate sites) the mother thinks the child is going to be featured in one, because the site mentioned above has filthy, disgusting, underage models, that do despicable things, you know the ones you see in the main stream erotic sites (sorry to mention but MetArt, Hegre Art, Digital Desire, etc.).

It's fun to be in this business and show up in court for paternity (more sarcasm). Wish I had a video of this, what a show!

LOL fucking great! I live in sarasota county myself so maybe my sites are worth half a million also! What a grand day

Isn't *paternity* whether you are the father or not?

Do you mean a custody hearing? If so, if the child is not affected by your line of work then it is totally irrelevant. "Objection your honor, irrelevant!"

GFY Attorney AT LAw :-)

the older i get, the more sense hookers make

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh - Agreed

and if the hookers aren't enough get some blow

Beaner, I stand corrected. It started out as paternity and now it's child support/custody. Wasn't married to the mom, so no alimony. I'm used to saying paternity.

Haha true

marriage is a scam

My favorite takeout combo - hookers and coke!

Get caught for solicitation, it's a misdemeanor, pay a fine, maybe some community service.

Get someone pregnant, you pay a fine in the extended payment plan of 18 years, and sex is not included in those payments (after the fact).

So yeah, hookers are a great idea! No wining and whining and dining - right to business!

I should have gone the hooker route, for what I pay for child support I could have spent that on a high class hooker once a week for 18 years or a crack-whore each night. Wham Bam Thank You Mam!

Yikes



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I hear Sarasota is filled with old ladies looking for boy toys - I'm trying to find out how to sign up!

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Thought this was a dead porn thread - nevermind... :helpme

:stoned

ADG

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well even the whole 'breeding' thing has been solved

travel to cuba, make a family happy

:1orglaugh

To quote a great scholar, Larry the Cable Guy, "That's funny. I don't care who you are, that's funny right there."

:thumbsup What's the saying, you aren't paying for the sex, you're paying for them to leave afterwards :upsidedow

If it flies, floats or fucks, it's cheaper to rent it. :2 cents:

at least with hookers there no drama hahaha