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Phoenix 03-08-2013 02:03 PM

So without knowing i sat in the tail end of a 500 million dollar deal tonight :)
 
Forgive me as its 5am.

I have been coming to China for the last year and staying at a high end hotel.

I made friend with this guy who is the director of a plant here with 4000 employees.
he is an american.
we drink together at night, over the last year.

Anyway....a major company that he has been working on was close on a major deal.

I sat there all night cracking jokes thinking it was a small deal.
I speak the guys native language, so the big wig,, who is president of this company which i wont mention, but is massive beyond the scope of what anyone here would guess.

Anyway, i asked the president of that company to include my "something" in his "something"...and he kind of just laughed at me.

however before the night was out..he took my picture three times, showed me his whole family....this guy had one drink...while his 12 employees were asleep...then hung out for 3 more hours shooting the shit.


The american, has promised that if the deal goes through he will remind the other party of what i asked.

Anyway....what i want to say is...im super excited, i have never been involved in deal that big....i wasn't actually involved. However the american said he is positive i drove it over the top by speaking the guys language. In fact the guy asked me if i worked for that company.


So, i just wanted to share this piece of news here.
IT doesn't sound like much, but i would never in a million years get an audience with a guy at that level....so please wish me luck.


it was a life changing meeting as long as it goes through.

2013 03-08-2013 02:06 PM

congrats

DamianJ 03-08-2013 02:08 PM

Fucking cool story. If the something from something ends up being something in the something, please post again to update us.

Itchy 03-08-2013 02:08 PM

Congrats man sounds awesome !!

PR_Phil 03-08-2013 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19518377)
Forgive me as its 5am.

I have been coming to China for the last year and staying at a high end hotel.

I made friend with this guy who is the director of a plant here with 4000 employees.
he is an american.
we drink together at night, over the last year.

Anyway....a major company that he has been working on was close on a major deal.

I sat there all night cracking jokes thinking it was a small deal.
I speak the guys native language, so the big wig,, who is president of this company which i wont mention, but is massive beyond the scope of what anyone here would guess.

Anyway, i asked the president of that company to include my "something" in his "something"...and he kind of just laughed at me.

however before the night was out..he took my picture three times, showed me his whole family....this guy had one drink...while his 12 employees were asleep...then hung out for 3 more hours shooting the shit.


The american, has promised that if the deal goes through he will remind the other party of what i asked.

Anyway....what i want to say is...im super excited, i have never been involved in deal that big....i wasn't actually involved. However the american said he is positive i drove it over the top by speaking the guys language. In fact the guy asked me if i worked for that company.


So, i just wanted to share this piece of news here.
IT doesn't sound like much, but i would never in a million years get an audience with a guy at that level....so please wish me luck.


it was a life changing meeting as long as it goes through.

best of luck, if all goes well please include my "something" in your "something"

spiederman 03-08-2013 02:09 PM

have luck

PR_Glen 03-08-2013 02:09 PM

even if not included on said deal maybe there is a high position available there right?

Good luck either way.

~Ray 03-08-2013 02:09 PM

big mojo

Google Expert 03-08-2013 02:11 PM

I have no idea what the fuck you just typed.

Have luck.

Mutt 03-08-2013 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19518377)
Forgive me as its 5am.

I have been coming to China for the last year and staying at a high end hotel.

.

what kind of business do you do in China?

DamianJ 03-08-2013 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19518405)
what kind of business do you do in China?

He somethings the something of someone's something whilst importing something over the something to something.

CDSmith 03-08-2013 02:17 PM

Now imagine if you had brokered that deal. Even at a 5% brokers' fee you'd be singing a far different tune on here today my friend.

selena 03-08-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19518388)
Fucking cool story. If the something from something ends up being something in the something, please post again to update us.

Agreed! Good luck.

_Richard_ 03-08-2013 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19518377)
Forgive me as its 5am.

I have been coming to China for the last year and staying at a high end hotel.

I made friend with this guy who is the director of a plant here with 4000 employees.
he is an american.
we drink together at night, over the last year.

Anyway....a major company that he has been working on was close on a major deal.

I sat there all night cracking jokes thinking it was a small deal.
I speak the guys native language, so the big wig,, who is president of this company which i wont mention, but is massive beyond the scope of what anyone here would guess.

Anyway, i asked the president of that company to include my "something" in his "something"...and he kind of just laughed at me.

however before the night was out..he took my picture three times, showed me his whole family....this guy had one drink...while his 12 employees were asleep...then hung out for 3 more hours shooting the shit.


The american, has promised that if the deal goes through he will remind the other party of what i asked.

Anyway....what i want to say is...im super excited, i have never been involved in deal that big....i wasn't actually involved. However the american said he is positive i drove it over the top by speaking the guys language. In fact the guy asked me if i worked for that company.


So, i just wanted to share this piece of news here.
IT doesn't sound like much, but i would never in a million years get an audience with a guy at that level....so please wish me luck.


it was a life changing meeting as long as it goes through.

please remember us small people when we come over to be ur drinking pardner

Phoenix 03-08-2013 02:34 PM

guys i left it vague as i dont think the big company would appreciate me posting here.

its huge....i made a big impact
it is next level for me.


even if it doesnt happen...i am fuckin freaking out to find out how big the deal is.

i am leaving out major details for a reason...this is the only place i could share it...please dont hate.

thanks..it is a life changer for me...even if it doesnt happen.

Phoenix 03-08-2013 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19518405)
what kind of business do you do in China?

mutt if you want to chat in private i will wake up in a day...lol

i would love to chat with you

Naughty 03-08-2013 02:41 PM

Couldn't help but think of Lost in Translation the entire read;-)

livexxx 03-08-2013 02:51 PM

Dōng xī de dōngxi as they say, I hope it wasn't the chinese that were going to give something or you'll end up with a bottle of chinese scotch :)

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-08-2013 02:57 PM

True power is knowledge, not money, you highlight that well. Good post.

bean-aid 03-08-2013 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livexxx (Post 19518480)
Dōng xī de dōngxi as they say, I hope it wasn't the chinese that were going to give something or you'll end up with a bottle of chinese scotch :)

Even Chinese Scotch is something.

BareBacked 03-08-2013 05:26 PM

what is your cut?

CaptainHowdy 03-08-2013 05:27 PM

I forcefully look down on profit ...

Markonline 03-08-2013 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 19518796)
what is your cut?

"Something" - you clearly haven't been paying attention ....... :upsidedow

I actually do wish Phoenix good fortune in this as I once had a similar situation; although with the OP being a Russian I never believed he would actually pay me.

In the event I got bank the afternoon the deal was concluded and he still sends me a Christmas email each year (since 2006!!).

I just wish he would have such a need again; my funds would enjoy another such top up :)

AllAboutCams 03-08-2013 05:52 PM

500 million in china that like me going to the corner shop and buying a mars bar

BigChad 03-08-2013 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19518853)
500 million in china that like me going to the corner shop and buying a mars bar

ROFL


Awesome story man.. hope it all works out for you and you get a little somethin somethin :):thumbsup

Jel 03-08-2013 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19518453)
guys i left it vague as i dont think the big company would appreciate me posting here.

its huge....i made a big impact
it is next level for me.


even if it doesnt happen...i am fuckin freaking out to find out how big the deal is.

i am leaving out major details for a reason...this is the only place i could share it...please dont hate.

thanks..it is a life changer for me...even if it doesnt happen.

Be lucky :thumbsup

Bman 03-08-2013 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markonline (Post 19518826)
"Something" - you clearly haven't been paying attention ....... :upsidedow

I actually do wish Phoenix good fortune in this as I once had a similar situation; although with the OP being a Russian I never believed he would actually pay me.

In the event I got bank the afternoon the deal was concluded and he still sends me a Christmas email each year (since 2006!!).

I just wish he would have such a need again; my funds would enjoy another such top up :)

Well cheers to good fortune then!:thumbsup

PornMD 03-08-2013 06:11 PM

Beware the inflow of ICQs asking if you could give a bro $20.

mineistaken 03-08-2013 06:11 PM

So why did this guy drag you to the deal? Because you spoke the language?
If I was that big buyer I would ask - why did you bring your friend to a business meeting lol

Deputy Chief Command 03-08-2013 06:16 PM

are you actually in China? if so where about?

lagcam 03-08-2013 06:36 PM

I can honestly say that I have never been more happy or felt more inspired that somebody I don't know, may get something I don't know as a result of some kind of contribution to some kind of negotiation between two other people or companies that I don't know.

It is true what they say..... (lack of) knowledge is power. Good luck man.

lazycash 03-08-2013 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 19518410)
He somethings the something of someone's something whilst importing something over the something to something.

Lol, same thing I thought when I finished reading.

RyuLion 03-08-2013 06:40 PM

Good luck and great job if you seal it.

Pipecrew 03-08-2013 06:47 PM

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=5hfYJ...D5hf YJsQAhl0

;)

Poppy 03-08-2013 07:23 PM

Best of luck brutha.

Chosen 03-08-2013 07:59 PM

Congrats and good luck :)

ahoy 03-08-2013 08:04 PM

Go to bed, you're drunk.

Have luck.

alias 03-08-2013 08:19 PM

PBBC supports your efforts, this is obviously huge. Congratulations! :pimp :thumbsup

Phoenix 03-08-2013 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19518897)
So why did this guy drag you to the deal? Because you spoke the language?
If I was that big buyer I would ask - why did you bring your friend to a business meeting lol

the deal was already over....they have worked on it for a very long time.
they had been touring the plant for the last couple days.
and had been to dinner already.
the big wigs 12 assistants were asleep, he came down to just hang out with the american.
Since i live at this hotel here, it is sort of like family...there are only a handful of people who speak english around here.

So what i did do for the American is make him feel really good about his chances of closing his mega deal. However, i think he already had it, or else the big wig would not have come down to just hang out. Especially for many hours, no business was discussed, just shooting the shit.


So i was not brought into the deal....i wont get any money from the deal.
i may be able to get something from them though for my company here. Something from both companies. if either one gives me what i want then all my trips here have been worthwhile.

To me just hanging out with that big wig was cool. I now have a very high level contact somewhere that i can try and leverage.

Yes i am in the middle of china. I come and stay for a month at a time, several times per year. I am still drunk and i slept for 6 hours...lol

adultchatpay 03-08-2013 08:51 PM

Anyway !

Mike Honcho 03-08-2013 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19518377)
Forgive me as its 5am.

I have been coming to China for the last year and staying at a high end hotel.

You lost me there.

There's a difference between being cocky and confident. If you understood this simple principle, you wouldn't be sitting here crossing your fingers hoping this 'big wig' throws you a bone.

Phoenix 03-08-2013 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 19519095)
You lost me there.

There's a difference between being cocky and confident. If you understood this simple principle, you wouldn't be sitting here crossing your fingers hoping this 'big wig' throws you a bone.

?
no one is going to throw me a bone

honcho
i am just happy to have been there.

you carry on hating all you want...im going to go to the mall here and stare at some hot chinese girls...then go drinking again with my american friend here

bean-aid 03-08-2013 10:30 PM

I am happy something was discussed :) I will trow a bone for you

Axel_Crak 03-08-2013 11:32 PM

So we understand something now, that the something may be something related to you company, you could receive something from this deal, thats something ! :upsidedow

BAKO 03-08-2013 11:40 PM

That's big leagues

Spunky 03-08-2013 11:57 PM

We all have cheeseburgers and Dr Pepper now

Profits of Doom 03-09-2013 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19519119)
?
no one is going to throw me a bone

honcho
i am just happy to have been there.

you carry on hating all you want...im going to go to the mall here and stare at some hot chinese girls...then go drinking again with my american friend here

How easy is it to pick up Chinese girls there? Obviously the language barrier is a mother fucker, but are they receptive to foreigners?

Phoenix 03-09-2013 12:14 AM

yeah guys...dont get me wrong..its not my deal.
i wont make money from it....to me it was just exciting to find out how big a deal they were doing. it was for five items...each worth 100 million each...i believe usd...not RMB
but even in RMB that is big money

Phoenix 03-09-2013 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom (Post 19519200)
How easy is it to pick up Chinese girls there? Obviously the language barrier is a mother fucker, but are they receptive to foreigners?

if you are good looking and friendly in china...you can have many girls fairly easy

i get stared at like im brad pitt over here.

although im in a city with very few foreigners.
in Shanghai or Beijing..i dont think they would care too much

bean-aid 03-09-2013 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19519201)
yeah guys...dont get me wrong..its not my deal.
i wont make money from it....to me it was just exciting to find out how big a deal they were doing. it was for five items...each worth 100 million each...i believe usd...not RMB
but even in RMB that is big money

But here is something... do you really care?

Example, an acquaintance of mine invented that little shitty black stripe on the back of credit cards.

He is very wealthy.

I don't really get a boner talking to him.

I know your enthusiasm is genuine but maybe just consider it a conversation;)


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