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Mutt 03-09-2013 04:57 PM

Europe According to America Map - Which is funniest to you?
 
i always enjoy these maps, of course they'll beat the concept into the ground but they're still pretty funny

which country name makes you laugh the most? only one made me laugh out loud. couple others aren't bad.

http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-cont...mericans-5.jpg

pornmasta 03-09-2013 05:03 PM

luxemburg

rogueteens 03-09-2013 05:17 PM

I don't get the "Mummy" on Britain?

pornmasta 03-09-2013 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19520096)
only one made me laugh out loud.


i bet turkey :2 cents:

19teenporn 03-09-2013 05:25 PM

When i read the name they gave to turkey, i lol'd

Mutt 03-09-2013 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19520119)
i bet turkey :2 cents:

nope - MUMMY got me - British nancy boys crying for their mummy

second favorite was 'MEXICO' for Spain

AllAboutCams 03-09-2013 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 19520115)
I don't get the "Mummy" on Britain?

Same here WTF

eroticfem 03-09-2013 06:50 PM

We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?:anon

Rochard 03-09-2013 06:55 PM

I liked "wikileaks".

pornmasta 03-09-2013 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticfem (Post 19520196)
We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?:anon

http://www.lionsdenu.com/wp-content/...of_walmart.jpg

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/i...lmart_1161.jpg

http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelli.../walmart37.jpg

http://blogs.graphicdesignforum.com/...mart-Image.gif

http://img.izismile.com/img/img2/200...al_mart_73.jpg

A merican...

NaughtyRob 03-09-2013 06:58 PM

I dont either besides that Brits say Mum instead of Mom.

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 19520115)
I don't get the "Mummy" on Britain?


pornmasta 03-09-2013 07:00 PM

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...6144815AAFOdqd

eroticfem 03-09-2013 07:01 PM

LOL--- Funny pics man.

CyberHustler 03-09-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticfem (Post 19520196)
We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?:anon

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5d52FOqx1qjk506.gif

pornmasta 03-09-2013 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19520226)

and this is whitney later:

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content...ston-crack.jpg

eroticfem 03-09-2013 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 19520226)

mad men :clown
:banana

arock10 03-09-2013 07:50 PM

http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/wp...sus-land-1.gif

Zeiss 03-09-2013 07:54 PM

USA according to Europe
http://thekromblog.files.wordpress.c...f54ca7fce0.png

pornmasta 03-09-2013 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zealotry (Post 19520272)

where are the burritos ?

Zeiss 03-09-2013 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19520354)
where are the burritos ?

In Mexico? :1orglaugh

Mutt 03-09-2013 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticfem (Post 19520196)
We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?:anon

verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny - one of the funniest posts in GFY history, 'people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream' made me pee my pants. gold Jerry!

EddyTheDog 03-10-2013 12:12 AM

I like 'sodom' - I think 'mummy' refers to the 'UK' being the 'mother' of the USA - The 'Mayflower' and all that....

anexsia 03-10-2013 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19520096)
i always enjoy these maps, of course they'll beat the concept into the ground but they're still pretty funny

which country name makes you laugh the most? only one made me laugh out loud. couple others aren't bad.

http://cdn.hiconsumption.com/wp-cont...mericans-5.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh All of it looks true

Supz 03-10-2013 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticfem (Post 19520196)
We see the Americans as a broke ass country with currency almost worthless compered to what it used to be, and people walking around like zombies still looking for the american dream! That was funny wasnt it...?:anon

yea...sure you do. If it wasnt for Germany the Euro would have collapsed already. Forgot about Spain, Greece, Italy going bankrupt?

just a punk 03-10-2013 12:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19520468)
yea...sure you do. If it wasnt for Germany the Euro would have collapsed already. Forgot about Spain, Greece, Italy going bankrupt?

Quote:

Your an idiot EU haters would suck a cock to live in Europe. But yet try to spread the word about how bad it is. Keep on waiting on your fucking bread lines. Your country is a fucking shambles yet you only want to talk about Europe. No one on this board posts about your country, or any of these other bum counties you guys live in. Where 50 people are billionaires and the rest work for pennies. You would probably trade having AIDS for a EU citizenship.

Keep selling your 20 dollar hosting by thread jacking you fucking lowlife.
Copypasted with minor changes from here: https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19519976 :pimp

Supz 03-10-2013 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 19520481)
Copypasted with minor changes from here: https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19519976 :pimp

I thought you had me on ignore you liar. Can't stop reading my shit? Hope off my dick and go fix your code. Then maybe someone will buy your shitty script. And you obviously dont understand english to well. I dont start threads insulting or posting news and saying how bad these other counties are. I am just making sure you retards dont forget what shitholes you live in. How is the weather in Omsk today?

Markul 03-10-2013 01:45 AM

lol I like the buffer zone :thumbsup

Pronstar 03-10-2013 02:32 AM

Pardon my noobness but why is Germany dirty porn country? I got everything else.

ContentPimp 03-10-2013 02:38 AM

For me the fact most Americans think europe = 1 country is the funniest of all.

Pornopat 03-10-2013 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19520230)

all black women look alike to you?

helterskelter808 03-10-2013 02:53 AM

Europe? That's the capital of Paris, right?

PornDiscounts-R 03-10-2013 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pronstar (Post 19520540)
Pardon my noobness but why is Germany dirty porn country? I got everything else.

Well, think niches and not general porn :upsidedow

DamianJ 03-10-2013 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19520463)
I like 'sodom' - I think 'mummy' refers to the 'UK' being the 'mother' of the USA - The 'Mayflower' and all that....

https://www.google.co.uk/search?clie...Ou2Q7Abls4DABQ

ottopottomouse 03-10-2013 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19520463)
I think 'mummy' refers to the 'UK' being the 'mother' of the USA - The 'Mayflower' and all that....

That's what I thought.

John-ACWM 03-10-2013 06:46 AM

LOL at Turkey :1orglaugh

eroticfem 03-10-2013 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19520468)
yea...sure you do. If it wasnt for Germany the Euro would have collapsed already. Forgot about Spain, Greece, Italy going bankrupt?

You are so wrong man, first of Norway is NOT part of the EU so we have our own currency NKR, and we have loads of gas, oil, fish and even more resources that the greedy EU wants.

But its true that if i was not for Germany and the UK the whole Euro zone would collaps, i cant freaking understand how it helps to feed the broke ass countries that is part of the EU union.

2012 03-10-2013 11:37 AM


Supz 03-10-2013 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticfem (Post 19520967)
You are so wrong man, first of Norway is NOT part of the EU so we have our own currency NKR, and we have loads of gas, oil, fish and even more resources that the greedy EU wants.

But its true that if i was not for Germany and the UK the whole Euro zone would collaps, i cant freaking understand how it helps to feed the broke ass countries that is part of the EU union.

I dont remember mentioning norway. And UK not not part of EU either.

My point was just that everyone tends to bash the US on here. I am just trying to point out that every place has fucked up places and shitty poor places. I love the EU and would take living there over the US. But this board has anti-american propaganda on it all day long and the reality is, most people on this board live in countries that are a lot worse off then the US. They can talk about the shitty dollar and bad economy all they want. The US Stock market is at an all-time high. Haters gonna hate.

Sly 03-10-2013 12:17 PM

This thread is ripe with insecurity.

All of the pictures were funny. Deal with it.

Supz 03-10-2013 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19521027)
This thread is ripe with insecurity.

All of the pictures were funny. Deal with it.

A lot of people on this board like to give. They cry when they are the takers...

dyna mo 03-10-2013 02:12 PM

tbh, the dracula one made me lol. i was recently watching a ww1 documentary, the segment was on romania's part in it all, and when they showed the map of romania's military movements, i thought to myself, romania...romania..wtf is romania all about again??? hmm, oh yah, transylvania- dracula!

Mutt 03-10-2013 02:35 PM

i dont get "RESIDENT EVIL" for Serbia, Croatia etc

HomerSimpson 03-10-2013 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zealotry (Post 19520272)

LOL... so true...
love the "smelly people" and "dirty porn" LOL

Mutt 03-10-2013 04:27 PM

Europe according to the French map

England = Slayers of Virgins :1orglaugh

http://alphadesigner.com/wp-content/...-to-france.png

pornmasta 03-10-2013 04:44 PM

portugal: Ils mangent des morues
spain: avec les gypsies king et la paella.
france: ca va se peter la gueule, on le sait.
algerie: les poseurs de bombe qu'on doit integrer.
suisse: banque et chocolat
belgique: une fois avec les frites
pays bas: l'herbe et les putes
allemagne: casque à pointe
italie: (l'ideal du male français + foot et les pizzas)
autriche: le pays ou l'on stocke les gens dans les caves et avec sissi.
yougoslovie: il avait la guerre
hongrie: le pays avec des putes à gros seins et sarkozy
polonais: là, avec le pape.
islande: ah ouai c'est au nord, ya les vikings
turquie: oui ils nous cassent les pieds avec l'europe, par contre on fait du tourisme la bas.
norvege: oui avec les viking et le terroriste. Ils mangent du saumon.
Suedois: ils sont feministes et il y a des vikings.
finlandais: ils font du ski et il y a des vikings.
danemark: c'est au nord (et il y a des vikings).
roumanie: qu'ils fassent la manche ailleurs et c'est avec dracula.
anglais: c'est la ou il avait lady di, je la preferais à camilla.
pays balte: je ne sais pas ou c'est, ils font de la biere ? ("balte", "malt", c'est pareil).
grece: ouai, on doit payer pour eux. Hi hi hi c'est des pédés.
russe: avec poutine, il me fait peur, mais ca ferait du bien ici d'avoir quelqu'un avec de l'autorité. Les russes, c'est des alcooliques qui boivent de l'eau de cologne.

Dirty F 03-10-2013 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19520468)
yea...sure you do. If it wasnt for Germany the Euro would have collapsed already. Forgot about Spain, Greece, Italy going bankrupt?

I wish more countries would go bankrupt so i will get more euros for my dollars. Or does that sound a little bit greedy?

pornmasta 03-10-2013 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19521326)
I wish more countries would go bankrupt so i will get more euros for my dollars. Or does that sound a little bit greedy?

i hear you :winkwink:

Supz 03-10-2013 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19521326)
I wish more countries would go bankrupt so i will get more euros for my dollars. Or does that sound a little bit greedy?

Greed is good. -Gordon Gecko

madgreg 03-28-2013 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19521321)
portugal: Ils mangent des morues
spain: avec les gypsies king et la paella.
france: ca va se peter la gueule, on le sait.
algerie: les poseurs de bombe qu'on doit integrer.
suisse: banque et chocolat
belgique: une fois avec les frites
pays bas: l'herbe et les putes
allemagne: casque à pointe
italie: (l'ideal du male français + foot et les pizzas)
autriche: le pays ou l'on stocke les gens dans les caves et avec sissi.
yougoslovie: il avait la guerre
hongrie: le pays avec des putes à gros seins et sarkozy
polonais: là, avec le pape.
islande: ah ouai c'est au nord, ya les vikings
turquie: oui ils nous cassent les pieds avec l'europe, par contre on fait du tourisme la bas.
norvege: oui avec les viking et le terroriste. Ils mangent du saumon.
Suedois: ils sont feministes et il y a des vikings.
finlandais: ils font du ski et il y a des vikings.
danemark: c'est au nord (et il y a des vikings).
roumanie: qu'ils fassent la manche ailleurs et c'est avec dracula.
anglais: c'est la ou il avait lady di, je la preferais à camilla.
pays balte: je ne sais pas ou c'est, ils font de la biere ? ("balte", "malt", c'est pareil).
grece: ouai, on doit payer pour eux. Hi hi hi c'est des pédés.
russe: avec poutine, il me fait peur, mais ca ferait du bien ici d'avoir quelqu'un avec de l'autorité. Les russes, c'est des alcooliques qui boivent de l'eau de cologne.

Fuck me your famous, loved that.

By the way, how on earth americans know where is europe? They don't fucking know their neighbours name unless he's been on Oprah

_Richard_ 03-28-2013 03:55 PM

now lets see some british gutter trash :1orglaugh


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