I am so bored - Say something inflammatory so I can argue with you....
 

I cant look at WP anymore tonight - The GFY front page is controversy free (wow) - I don't know what to do.

Things are bad when you come to GFY and can't even find a good fight...

i am not gay

You do math like a woman :2 cents:

We all know you are

That's because we have both been told for years that this <---------------------------> is 7 inches...

EDIT: That joke works better when you are talking about women drivers....

You called?

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You are not even trying.

I would say you like sucking cocks after they get pulled out of your ass but you would not argue with that.
What about when people say you have a mental problem because being gay is not normal? It is something like that. I don't believe that but some think.. well you probably know more about it. So whats up with that lol

Happy St. Paddy's day.

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You cant say something controversial and then say 'Of course I don't believe that' - You have to own your bigotry....

Being gay is a lifestyle choice; no way would God create you that way. Like they say; "God don't make no trash."

If being gay is a choice then conversely being straight must be a choice as well - So following that argument you could fuck guys but decided not to...

Probably; your point?

I should probably expound; having heterosexual sex is natural.

Interesting - I could not have sex with a women - If I thought I could have sex with men and women I would be a very happy and highly sexed bisexual.


After checking Google that 'expound' is a word - I have to agree - Straight sex makes more sense and gay sex has no real purpose - I can assure you though that unlike you I had no choice - I like cock and pussy turns me off.

Seriously, pussy reminds me of a gaping wound and that's something you don't want to stick your dick into...

I love women BTW - Some of my best friends are female :winkwink:...

I have to agree; there is a huge risk factor with kids and all; but man, you should taste it.

I miss Skufty

Oh yuk - I was about to have eggs for breakfast - Now I have to have oatmeal....

I feel for you Sleazy - Those low hangers where the stuff legends are made of...

I can not tell you how many times I have introduced people to things they did not think they would like that they ended up thoroughly enjoying. Heck, goodgirl did not even like lemon meringue or blueberry pie until she tried good examples of it.

Why do you feel fighting and arguing is a cure for boredom? What do you feel is wrong with you and you're life that you find pleasure in conflict and unrest?

Your mum wears army boots!

2am and drinking. Ill join. Sticking it in a hole where poo comes from is just as hygienic?

- We should bless the tube because they saved online porn
- Affiliates dont worth the time and the cost to program owner
- If you dont want to pay 500$ to mastercard then you are a failure

well that should keep you busy for a while :)

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ADG

In the spirit of this thread:

No, that 'joke' is the total reverse of what it is trying to accomplish. If you tell a woman she has 7 inches of space when she believes 4 inches is actually 7 inches, she has LESS space than she thinks, not more, and therefore should NEVER hit anything.

A dumb 'joke' invented by a dumb woman, who has such a non-grasp of spatial awareness that the 'joke' to get back at men is as fucked up as said spatial awareness :thumbsup

:pimp:pimp

you're a cocksucker :thumbsup

that's pretty interesting BD... BECAUSE that would make AIDs a lifestyle disease like lung cancer... stop smoking and your chance of getting lung cancers really drops so.... well you can see where this goes..

Vaccines are made of poo

I believe God created man to be beautiful and perfect. But through all that inbreeding in the beginning, man became uglier.

well why don't you let eddy introduce you to getting a cock up your ass and sucking off a guy, you've never done it (i assume) so you cant say you like it or not. Right?

I'm not introducing BadDog to anything - All that facial hair would tickle my bum...

we talking adam and eve here?

Its interesting that I was criticized on here for being 'all about the gay' and when I posted this most jumped straight to the gay thing...

No, I have been on GFY for so long I thought it was a term of endearment...

I have been known to have the occasional spliff, but it just makes me paranoid and hungry.

thanks for removing ur sig!

I just followed the existing theme . . . afraid I can't think of anything you feel strongly about that I could have attacked. I know you have a dog, are gay and English. I could not attack the dog.

I worked in clubs and in advertising, many of my friends and colleagues were gay. But they never hit on me -should i be relieved or disappointed?

Good decision, never attack the dog - She is my baby - I looked at plane fares today so I could go and see her next week.

I love her, but Jesus 200 quid each way? - I forgot Easter was coming up - I'll have to wait a couple of weeks...

I have lots of straight male friends, I always know the ones I can 'play' with and the ones not to push it with.

They are still great friends - So don't be disappointed, they are just respecting your boundaries I expect...

Hehe, i know, i cannot imagine how many great friends and moments i would have missed if i was a homophobic asshat.

:)