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Antonio 03-22-2013 10:50 AM

Fuck the Vikings!!!
 
So, these cocksuckers attack a monastery, kill all the monks, and steal all the gold? Fucking barbarian bitches, I hope the Brits kick their ass.

Spunky 03-22-2013 10:53 AM

What year is this ?

Michael O 03-22-2013 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky (Post 19540937)
what year is this ?

793 a.d.

J. Falcon 03-22-2013 11:00 AM

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2010-06-18/10005.jpg

Antonio 03-22-2013 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 19540939)
793 a.d.

that explains the clothing, I thought these guys were hipsters

Markul 03-22-2013 11:24 AM

We kick arse!

L-Pink 03-22-2013 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19540949)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sid70 03-22-2013 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19540949)

So far the story goes on in this manner, yeah :)

dyna mo 03-22-2013 11:41 AM

television mis-portrays "the vikings"

fact is, 99% of them were peaceful.

viking trivia:

thursday = thor's day.

dehash 03-22-2013 01:01 PM

I watched 2nd series yesterday too:) Vikings were taught.
99% of peaceful vikings did stay home. Most brave and bloodthirsty crossed seas and oceans, killed monks and stole their gold.

seeandsee 03-22-2013 01:27 PM

dirty vikings helped some English kings to rule!

ninavain 03-22-2013 01:49 PM

i hated when they kicked Randy Moss out

AaronM 03-22-2013 01:59 PM

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphot...30592979_n.jpg

Forest 03-22-2013 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19541184)
i hated when they kicked Randy Moss out

i thought this was a football thread too!

:mad:

SleazyDream 03-22-2013 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19541003)
television mis-portrays "the vikings"

fact is, 99% of them were peaceful.

viking trivia:

thursday = thor's day.

so viking were 99% peaceful - that means we raped, killed and robbed 3 and 1/2 days a year


transportation was slow back then.......

dyna mo 03-22-2013 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 19541220)
so viking were 99% peaceful - that means we raped, killed and robbed 3 and 1/2 days a year


transportation was slow back then.......

viking holidays!


hey, if anyone has some viking documentaries they recommend, plz post them here, the series piqued my curiosity, and i haven't found any worthwhile.

:thumbsup

MaxCandy 03-22-2013 02:31 PM

only raped and killed 12 min per day, they where gentle really

MaxCandy 03-22-2013 02:32 PM

the hats with the horns are a myth though

mikesinner 03-22-2013 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19541003)
television mis-portrays "the vikings"

fact is, 99% of them were peaceful.

viking trivia:

thursday = thor's day.

The history channel is used for christian propaganda. Google who own it.

Captain Kawaii 03-22-2013 08:24 PM

Pagan's Rape It/Kill It/Destroy It Better!:thumbsup - Promote NordicWTF.com!

Supz 03-22-2013 08:29 PM

Vikings are going to have a good team this year. Should be able to give the packers a run for the money.

Captain Kawaii 03-24-2013 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxCandy (Post 19541242)
the hats with the horns are a myth though

But, But, But... Tony Curtis and Kirk (The Rapist) Douglas looked great in horns...

DaLord 03-24-2013 06:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 19540933)
So, these cocksuckers attack a monastery, kill all the monks, and steal all the gold? Fucking barbarian bitches, I hope the Brits kick their ass.

I was there and it wasn't like that.

Viking Mike

dyna mo 03-24-2013 06:08 AM

they seem nice in those visa commercials.

newB 03-24-2013 08:03 AM

Oh yeah? Well, fuck you too buddy!

Mutt 03-24-2013 09:36 AM

Sometimes Wikipedia sucks, most of the cool stuff about Vikings was concocted by Scandinavians in the 18th and 19th century, the hairy barbarians with horned helmets drinking from human skulls is myth.

But it's a fact that the Vikings were first to discover and settle North America, 500 years before Columbus. Typical Canadians, something as epic as Vikings settling in Newfoundland is barely known. Americans make a big deal of Vikings yet there's no evidence they made it south to what is now the United States.

docputer 03-24-2013 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 19541309)
The history channel is used for christian propaganda. Google who own it.

It is owned 50% by Hearst Media, and 50% by ABC. Neither of those seem to bash me over the head with Christian Propaganda

seXXXhub 03-24-2013 11:48 AM

vikings are cool .. fuck the monks !

mineistaken 03-24-2013 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19543180)
Sometimes Wikipedia sucks, most of the cool stuff about Vikings was concocted by Scandinavians in the 18th and 19th century, the hairy barbarians with horned helmets drinking from human skulls is myth.

But it's a fact that the Vikings were first to discover and settle North America, 500 years before Columbus. Typical Canadians, something as epic as Vikings settling in Newfoundland is barely known. Americans make a big deal of Vikings yet there's no evidence they made it south to what is now the United States.

If Vikings discovered America (the continent) how come everybody thinks it was Columbus?

JuicyBunny 03-24-2013 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19543898)
If Vikings discovered America (the continent) how come everybody thinks it was Columbus?

Italian/Spanish DisInformation Service.

Thor 03-24-2013 11:47 PM

Dont be racist against vikings, its their culture/religion so its ok

dehash 03-25-2013 08:51 AM

Episode 4 - battle on the beach was fucking awesome!

Lykos 03-25-2013 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 19540949)

:1orglaugh

mikesinner 03-25-2013 11:27 AM

I guarantee you that the monk will convert the pagan. They will show how bad paganism was and how good their version of Christianity is. The history channel doesn't care about history. They just want to push Christianity.

dyna mo 03-25-2013 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 19544876)
I guarantee you that the monk will convert the pagan. They will show how bad paganism was and how good their version of Christianity is. The history channel doesn't care about history. They just want to push Christianity.

i'm not getting the christian vibe when i tune in pawnstars or cajun pawnstars or counting cars or top gear, do i need to adjust my reception?

Google Expert 03-25-2013 11:33 AM

vikings sailed in their longboats across the atlantic and discovered America

JP-pornshooter 03-25-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19541003)
television mis-portrays "the vikings"

fact is, 99% of them were peaceful.

viking trivia:

thursday = thor's day.

friday = freya's day (goddess of love)

if you really try to trace the viking trail you'd be really amazed how much influence this tribe has made..

Tofu 03-25-2013 01:44 PM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5quoj84EW1qaalsx.jpg






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