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Sid70 03-29-2013 10:38 AM

Gotta love Ryanair :)
 
http://oi50.tinypic.com/11ui0ki.jpg

$700 for 2 adults, 2 kids round trip from Poland to Sicily :)

Oracle Porn 03-29-2013 10:39 AM

fuck them, one of the worst airlines i've used

p.s. I just checked out your order, you don't have any language? also enjoy waiting in line for your seat with the 100's of other peons, fuck that shit!

Supz 03-29-2013 10:39 AM

Good luck

Sid70 03-29-2013 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19551834)
fuck them, one of the worst airlines i've used

Fuck in terms? You got no extra leg room ?

nexcom28 03-29-2013 10:52 AM

Worst fucking airline by a country mile, yeah it's cheap if you like being herded like cattle.

Horatio Caine 03-29-2013 10:55 AM

Do they charge for bathrooms now?

Sid70 03-29-2013 11:00 AM

I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps :)

Sid70 03-29-2013 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 19551860)
Do they charge for bathrooms now?

Double for taking a dump.

Oracle Porn 03-29-2013 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 19551838)
Fuck in terms? You got no extra leg room ?

More like...

Me: "Can I get a glass of water?"
Flight attendant: "Later"

I never did that glass of water.

I also paid 50euro luggage free for a 50euro tent :2 cents:

Over 2 hours waiting in various ryanair made lines (nothing to do with airport security etc)

Paul&John 03-29-2013 11:02 AM

havent you ordered too soon? I usually find the best prices at wizzair 2 months before taking the trip...

EddyTheDog 03-29-2013 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 19551867)
I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps :)

I usually end up on RyanAir when I go to Spain because of the routes they operate - The cost is nice as well....

I can still bitch about the shit service though - They are TERRIBLE!!

Oracle Porn 03-29-2013 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 19551867)
I can see cash lords only post here, okay, i bet you all fly private jets, pimps :)

I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited. :2 cents:

Sid70 03-29-2013 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19551878)
I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited. :2 cents:

What made you think so? You cant fucking imagine flights outside EU , say from Russia, Ukraine or Belarus to Sicily would cost $500 per person.

Sid70 03-29-2013 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19551873)
More like...

Me: "Can I get a glass of water?"
Flight attendant: "Later"

I never did that glass of water.

I also paid 50euro luggage free for a 50euro tent :2 cents:

Over 2 hours waiting in various ryanair made lines (nothing to do with airport security etc)

Can you get up your ass up and proceed to a cockpit for a glass of water?

Oracle Porn 03-29-2013 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 19551884)
You cant fucking imagine flights outside EU , say from Russia, Ukraine or Belarus

o rly? :upsidedow

Quote:

to Sicily would cost $500 per person.
you get what you pay for :2 cents:

Oracle Porn 03-29-2013 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 19551887)
Can you get up your ass up and proceed to a cockpit for a glass of water?

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Supz 03-29-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19551890)
o rly? :upsidedow



you get what you pay for :2 cents:

Is he going to be upset when they ask him to flap his arms like wings out the windows on take off?

Scott McD 03-29-2013 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19551878)
I understand it's your first time getting on a actual plane, don't get too excited. :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sid70 03-29-2013 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19551899)
Is he going to be upset when they ask him to flap his arms like wings out the windows on take off?

Give me a hosting coupon code.

Ate123 03-29-2013 11:49 AM

Hi you want visit my country ?? ;-) here if fucken cold ;/

Sid70 03-29-2013 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ate123 (Post 19551946)
Hi you want visit my country ?? ;-) here if fucken cold ;/

You own a country? Thats what i call pimping big time. :helpme:helpme:helpme

baddog 03-29-2013 12:19 PM

I found RyanAir to be one of the more entertaining airlines I have ever flown. Who else has raffles?

JFK 03-29-2013 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19551978)
I found RyanAir to be one of the more entertaining airlines I have ever flown. Who else has raffles?

What, raffles for the only parachute on board ?? :Graucho

MaDalton 03-29-2013 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 19551984)
What, raffles for the only parachute on board ?? :Graucho

the question is: why are there life vests on a plane and not parachutes :winkwink:

96ukssob 03-29-2013 12:59 PM

I read they just picked up a dozen of these to add to their fleet

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96ukssob 03-29-2013 01:03 PM

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MaDalton 03-29-2013 01:12 PM

i am talking to one of their stewardesses on FB right now - any questions? :winkwink:

Imortyl Pussycat 03-29-2013 02:33 PM

so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

L-Pink 03-29-2013 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19552056)
i am talking to one of their stewardesses on FB right now - any questions? :winkwink:

I flew over the weekend and had to take a dump between Tampa and Lexington. How do I get the blue off the last 3" of my dick?

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seeandsee 03-29-2013 02:44 PM

counting from now till ryanair owner to step up in this thread with free drinks

MaDalton 03-29-2013 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19552141)
I flew over the weekend and had to take a dump between Tampa and Lexington. How do I get the blue off the last 3" of my dick?

.

the last 3" on which end?

JFK 03-29-2013 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 19552129)
so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

Consultants R us :upsidedow

baddog 03-29-2013 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Imortyl Pussycat (Post 19552129)
so glad i consulted JFK before booking a hop on RyanAir, dodged a bullet

We have flown them a couple times, not bad and cheap.


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