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GrantMercury 03-30-2013 03:41 PM

Wife Is Allergic To Her Husband's Jizz
 
Wife is allergic to her husband's sperm.

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Julie Boyde, 26, discovered the problem when she and husband Mike, 27, had unprotected sexual intercourse for the first time on their wedding night.

The couple had been dating for two years when they got married, but had always used protection. As soon as they had unprotected intercourse for the first time she knew something was wrong.

"Before we were always very careful and, you know, used protection, and that time we didn't," Mrs Boyde told ABC News. "So, we figured we were married now, so if we got pregnant, we got pregnant."

Mrs Boyde, from Ambridge, Pennsylvania, added: "The pain that I was feeling was inside, kind of like, somebody was sticking needles up inside of me and like a burning, like really painful burning."

Doctors were unable to explain why she experienced pain after intercourse, until a friend of hers suggested she might be allergic to her husband's semen. She was eventually diagnoses with Seminal Plasma Hypersensitivity, which can cause itching and burning.

Dr Andrew Goldstein, from the University of Cincinnati Medical Center said: "The body recognizes semen as a foreign protein just as it would recognize a peanut allergen or pollen." "So you have swelling, you have itching, you have inflammation of the nerve endings."

His colleague Jonathan Bernstein developed a desensitization treatment similar to receiving an allergy shot. After determining the proteins in Mr Boyde's semen that triggered his wife's reaction, he created a serum to counteract the problem. Although the treatment works for some couples, it did not for the Boydes. They have now started adoption proceedings.
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blackmonsters 03-30-2013 03:44 PM

Natural Selection.

ErectMedia 03-30-2013 03:50 PM

can't believe in 2 years they never had sex without a condom, gotta suck having to wrap it with your own wife.

L-Pink 03-30-2013 03:53 PM

Flip her over.

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Zyzz 03-30-2013 04:05 PM

dump her ass.

pornsprite 03-30-2013 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Zyzz (Post 19553436)
dump her ass.

Yes Sir :thumbsup

The Heron 03-30-2013 08:56 PM

She never gave him a blowjob? Seems like that woulda made her throat swell...

sandman! 03-30-2013 09:09 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

rowan 03-30-2013 09:10 PM

It's not real love if you can't cream her pussy.

Some Guy 03-30-2013 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 19553711)
She never gave him a blowjob? Seems like that woulda made her throat swell...

Good point!

fitzmulti 03-30-2013 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zyzz (Post 19553436)
dump her ass.

Don't DUMP it...FUCK it...:thumbsup:thumbsup

JamesM 03-30-2013 11:55 PM

2 years , no sex without condom.
why marry ?

i guess, if he continues to do same, at some point her body will accept it.

RyuLion 03-31-2013 12:14 AM

Omg, epic!!!!

Supz 03-31-2013 12:18 AM

that relationship was fucked.

Antonio 03-31-2013 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 19553711)
She never gave him a blowjob?

My first thought too - 2 years, not a single blowjob, and the guy marries her?????

adultforum 03-31-2013 12:41 AM

Never did unprotcted anal sex???

GregE 03-31-2013 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 19553734)
Don't DUMP it...FUCK it...:thumbsup:thumbsup

She'd probably shit the bed before the night was over given her allergy and all :uhoh

GrantMercury 03-31-2013 01:31 PM

They need to modify the warning labels on foods now I suppose.

"May contain allergens, including wheat, soy, nuts, and Julie Boyde's husband's goo."

brassmonkey 03-31-2013 01:38 PM

allergic my ass

L-Pink 03-31-2013 01:51 PM

Does she swallow? Allergic is allergic.

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