A special shoutout to all my Bro Faggots who bank in Cypress
 

Back in the day you fucked me over hardcore. You may not know who I am but you know who you are. Now you are finally getting a little bit of what you deserve. Do your best to relax and enjoy it, it ends quicker and hurts less that way. I hope this is the end for you but if it isn't remember that I waited patiently for this moment and I will continue to wait while your evil ways continue to be your undoing.

Your mother says "Hi".

Peace out broskies, - Pompousjohn.

Cool Story Bro?

Yes, cool story.....

this guy has a bieber fettish

It's a very cool story with all the elements of a hit but sadly most of you faggots are not worthy of the details so it's an "invite only" tale of woe at the moment. Will be released to the general public as soon as names can be changed to protect the sodomites.

I had a version prepared but it turns our "Obi Wan" "Darth Vader" and "Amazing Super Affiliate who fucked the Ass-fuckers in the Ass" are all trademarked. (maybe except one, not sure which)

Chill out, try not to clench and find a nice pillow to bite while the tale unfolds (it could be awhile since I no longer give a shit)

who cares?>

Who cares who cares? That is the real question.

You invited us to bust your balls by posting a story with no details.

Yes but at the moment I detect no ball busting. My balls remain patently un-busted. I am currently consuming my 6th glass of this shit

And I wanted to extend a general invitation to kiss my ass to specific scumbags who are not incapable of identifying themselves.

Random rubberneckers can refer to the current URL and go fuck themselves with no additional encouragement.

Cool Story Bro

Bool Cory Stro.

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wtf is Cypress ?

A sort of tree.

Same here as well to all the Bros who have shaved their affiliates for years as well as those who have destroyed the industry with their piracy and shady billing practices. It's good to see a little karma in play.

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