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GrantMercury 04-11-2013 01:37 PM

At Least 4 People Have Been Shot by Toddlers Since Last Weekend
 
* A Tennessee woman was shot in the stomach by her 2-year-old child on Sunday. Rekia Kid was sleeping with the toddler and her three-week-old baby when the toddler discovered a Glock 9 mm stored underneath her pillow and discharged the weapon. Kid managed to get out of the house and crawl to a neighbor?s porch where she was found by the neighbor, who told local news ?[s]he just kept screaming that she didn?t think she was going to make it, she didn?t think she was going to make it and to please please take care of my children.?

* Josephine G. Fanning was shot and killed Saturday at a Tennessee barbecue when a 4-year-old boy discharged a handgun owned by Fanning?s husband, Sheriff?s Deputy Daniel Fanning. Fanning had left the loaded gun ?for just a moment? on the bed while he went to retrieve another weapon from a locked gun cabinet.

* A 6-year-old boy was accidentally shot by his 4-year-old playmate in a quiet residential New Jersey area yesterday. The victim later died of his wounds, with the victim?s uncle telling reporters covering the story ?This never should have happened. It?s horrible.?

* A 3-year-old died of an accidental self-inflicted gun wound in South Carolina on Tuesday according after finding a gun in an apartment and discharging the weapon. No further details have been released at this time.

http://www.alternet.org/least-4-peop...ter822988&t=13

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Sarah_Jayne 04-11-2013 01:38 PM

We need to ban toddlers.

atom 04-11-2013 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19573376)
We need to ban toddlers.

We need to ban toddlers with pistol grips.

L-Pink 04-11-2013 01:40 PM

This is why I don't have kids.

GrantMercury 04-11-2013 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19573376)
We need to ban toddlers.

There would be FAR fewer colds & flus going around. Fucking little germ hotels.

L-Pink 04-11-2013 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19573388)
There would be FAR fewer colds & flus going around. Fucking little germ hotels.

"Germ hotels" lol lol thanks I'm going to use this a lot!

JFK 04-11-2013 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19573376)
We need to ban toddlers.

I agree:thumbsup


http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/HA...WithGunRed.jpg

Anyone register Killer Babes yet ? :Graucho

Supz 04-11-2013 01:47 PM

Where the fuck are the parents? They need to be in prison.

PornoMonster 04-11-2013 01:47 PM

Ban Assault Toddlers

Rochard 04-11-2013 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19573376)
We need to ban toddlers.

Exactly. Ban toddlers.

Guns don't kill people, toddlers kill people.

Bryan G 04-11-2013 01:55 PM

A gun underneath her pillow? Seems like a safe place.

pornguy 04-11-2013 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19573376)
We need to ban toddlers.

Second that.

All in favor?

Sarah_Jayne 04-11-2013 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom (Post 19573384)
We need to ban toddlers with pistol grips.

I support background checks for toddlers.

candyflip 04-11-2013 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_Jayne (Post 19573376)
We need to ban toddlers.

I have three of them. I'm not so opposed to this idea. :1orglaugh

kristin 04-11-2013 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 19573430)
A gun underneath her pillow? Seems like a safe place.

No kidding. All while having two kids sleep next to her, people are just stupid. That's all there is to it.

Robbie 04-11-2013 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 19573467)
No kidding. All while having two kids sleep next to her, people are just stupid. That's all there is to it.

Sounds like she was scared of somebody...maybe she lived in a gang neighborhood or had an ex who was threatening her? :(

DWB 04-11-2013 04:48 PM

#NaturalSelection

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Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19573485)
Sounds like she was scared of somebody...maybe she lived in a gang neighborhood or had an ex who was threatening her? :(

Maybe she feared one of the toddlers wanted to kill her in her sleep? Its only paranoia until it actually happens!

Grapesoda 04-11-2013 05:31 PM

revenge for nap time...

BlackCrayon 04-11-2013 05:34 PM

darwin's little helpers.

ninavain 04-11-2013 09:31 PM

awesome fake news stories on the week of the gun regulation vote

Supz 04-11-2013 10:17 PM

I think one was an argument over bitcoins.

crockett 04-12-2013 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supz (Post 19573405)
Where the fuck are the parents? They need to be in prison.

They are obviously responsible gun owners, just bad parents.. I bet most of them were even card carrying NRA members..

SlammedMedia 04-12-2013 04:46 AM

I wonder how many didn't do it and were blamed for doing it.

xenigo 04-12-2013 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19573485)
Sounds like she was scared of somebody...maybe she lived in a gang neighborhood or had an ex who was threatening her? :(

Yeah... That's when you move. There's literally NO excuse for being a stupid gun owner. You don't put yourself or your children into that position under any circumstances. Gang neighborhood? Yeah... Move. Immediately.

And if you want to live in gang territory... If that's your thing... Don't fucking have kids. And then keep all the firearms under your pillow you want.

I'm just glad it was the retarded mother that got shot. If you care about human life, you do not keep a loaded unlocked handgun under your pillow.

Dirty F 04-12-2013 05:15 AM

All responsible gun owners. Each and every one of them.

GrantMercury 04-12-2013 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninavain (Post 19574065)
awesome fake news stories on the week of the gun regulation vote

You're saying the stories are fake?

CDSmith 04-12-2013 01:46 PM

A responsible gun owner would have at least had the safety on.

I heard the 4 yr old pled guilty and is doing a nickel upstate.

ludballs 04-12-2013 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19575404)
You're saying the stories are fake?

:thumbsup Ya WTF?

Robbie 04-12-2013 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19574387)
Yeah... That's when you move.
And if you want to live in gang territory... If that's your thing... Don't fucking have kids. And then keep all the firearms under your pillow you want.

I agree 100%!!! All those damn unwed mothers living in the ghetto should simply MOVE.
Same thing for those starving people in Africa. They should just move somewhere else.

I think we're on to something here...
Wait, you say it takes money to move? And where would a poor person move to that was a "nice" neighborhood?

Don't waste our time with details like that!!! If this dumb bitch CHOSE to live in a gang neighborhood then there is no excuse for her to have not simply moved to a nice rich neighborhood with low crime rates.
PIRIOD.

</sarcasm> <...begin LOL>

Supz 04-12-2013 07:58 PM

hot link sucks

Dirty F 04-13-2013 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 19573467)
No kidding. All while having two kids sleep next to her, people are just stupid. That's all there is to it.

But it's to protect her family from burglars. And to protect her from the government ofcourse.

Dirty F 04-13-2013 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19573485)
Sounds like she was scared of somebody...maybe she lived in a gang neighborhood or had an ex who was threatening her? :(

Sure, that must've been the reason.

Fucking trailer trash idiot.

Dirty F 04-13-2013 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19575404)
You're saying the stories are fake?

Yes, he is that crazy.

Dirty F 04-13-2013 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo (Post 19574387)
Yeah... That's when you move. There's literally NO excuse for being a stupid gun owner. You don't put yourself or your children into that position under any circumstances. Gang neighborhood? Yeah... Move. Immediately.

And if you want to live in gang territory... If that's your thing... Don't fucking have kids. And then keep all the firearms under your pillow you want.

I'm just glad it was the retarded mother that got shot. If you care about human life, you do not keep a loaded unlocked handgun under your pillow.

But don't you know that every single gun owner lives in an area that's full of rapists and murderers.
Just ask redneck Robbie.

Simon 04-13-2013 06:00 AM

My current favorite gun-related quote...
 
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"You'll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old's cold dead hands." -- Anthony Jeselnik





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