GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   GrantMercury! Great News!!! (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1106101)

Robbie 04-11-2013 02:26 PM

GrantMercury! Great News!!!
 
Saw this and it made me chuckle:

"** THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS?Read how the Dems worded this, Then??DO THE MATH?

Obama Rated 5th Best US President!

Yes, of the 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever!

The Democratic Party publicity release said,??after a little more than four years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever.?

The details according to White House Publicists read like this. . .

* Reagan, Lincoln, and 8 others tied for first.

* 15 presidents tied for second.

* 17 other presidents tied for third.

* Jimmy Carter came in 4th.

* Obama came in fifth.

*** Out of 44 Presidents, which add the above, OBAMA IS DEAD LAST?BUT THE DEMS WROTE IT HE IS ?5TH?!!! (Too funny#)"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Minte 04-11-2013 02:31 PM

That actually made me laugh out loud..and I rarely if ever do that.

classic.

GrantMercury 04-11-2013 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19573491)
Saw this and it made me chuckle:

"** THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS?Read how the Dems worded this, Then??DO THE MATH?

Obama Rated 5th Best US President!

Yes, of the 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever!

The Democratic Party publicity release said,??after a little more than four years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever.?

The details according to White House Publicists read like this. . .

* Reagan, Lincoln, and 8 others tied for first.

* 15 presidents tied for second.

* 17 other presidents tied for third.

* Jimmy Carter came in 4th.

* Obama came in fifth.

*** Out of 44 Presidents, which add the above, OBAMA IS DEAD LAST?BUT THE DEMS WROTE IT HE IS ?5TH?!!! (Too funny#)"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I agree! It's hilarious! Not the poll itself - but that you'd bother to post it or think I'd give a fuck. :1orglaugh

http://static.someecards.com/someeca...80_3757836.png

Robbie 04-11-2013 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19573513)
I agree! It's hilarious! Not the poll itself - but that you'd bother to post it or think I'd give a fuck. :1orglaugh

Come on GrantMercury...you're a bleeding heart liberal. You HAVE to "give a fuck". It's the rules! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Lighten up man, I'm just fucking with you.

kristin 04-11-2013 02:41 PM

Reagan, really?

GrantMercury 04-11-2013 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19573522)
Come on GrantMercury...you're a bleeding heart liberal.

Actually, real "bleeding heart liberals" would probably rank Obama lower than 5th on that list.

GrantMercury 04-11-2013 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 19573523)
Reagan, really?

I know. How many workaday dipshits voted for the guy who started the assault on the middle class? Tons, I'm sure.

Robbie 04-11-2013 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19573528)
Actually, real "bleeding heart liberals" would probably rank Obama lower than 5th on that list.

There was no "lower" on that list! lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kane 04-11-2013 02:59 PM

I will admit I bought it until it said 15 tied for second then I started laughing hard.

_Richard_ 04-11-2013 03:15 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lazycash 04-11-2013 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19573528)
Actually, real "bleeding heart liberals" would probably rank Obama lower than 5th on that list.

Um, sure you read the entire first post, there is no "lower". If the parties were reversed I guarantee you would have been the first to post it. :1orglaugh

GrantMercury 04-11-2013 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 19573629)
Um, sure you read the entire first post, there is no "lower". If the parties were reversed I guarantee you would have been the first to post it. :1orglaugh

Um, I was making a point.

And no, I wouldn't have posted it.

Phoenix 04-11-2013 04:08 PM

Reagan started the cycle of borrowing. .. he was the first puppet

L-Pink 04-11-2013 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19573649)

And no, I wouldn't have posted it.

Oh bull, you would have cum in your Democrat donkey underwear if it was reversed :1orglaugh


.

Barry-xlovecam 04-11-2013 04:26 PM


Robbie 04-11-2013 04:36 PM

GrantMercury you sure like to dish it out. But man, like most faux-liberals you just seem to lose your sense of humor when the joke is on one of your guys.

Loosen up man! Light the campfire, I'll grab my acoustic guitar, we'll roast some marshmallows and sing Pete Seeger protest songs together.

Then after you fall asleep (probably before 10 p.m.), I'll creep off to the titty bar and enjoy some REAL liberalism and debauchery all night long, and be back at the campsite to cook you some eggs and make you some coffee when you open your sleepy eyes after dreaming of how great the federal govt. is all night long.

:)

Then while you spend the rest of the week recovering from your big "party", I'll be out every night having fun (you'll probably be at home feeling guilty that we had the luxury of eating marshmallows when so many people out here have not even gotten their free cell phone from the govt. yet)

Bryan G 04-12-2013 10:06 AM

So the Bush's either came in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd?

alex.missyouth 04-12-2013 11:26 AM

Unbelievable.

Slappin Fish 04-12-2013 11:40 AM

It's at least the third time I read the exact same post and they all start with "I saw somewhere..." "I read on another forum..." then copy/paste from the other forum.

So I ask you too... you have any links to that Democratic Party release?

Robbie 04-12-2013 11:58 AM

Dude, I'm pretty sure that the whole thing was just one big April Fools joke swerve.

There was no Democrat party publicity release (at least I don't think so)

It's just a joke. Remember, as Bill Maher says on his show whenever he dares criticize Obama: "He's your president, not your girlfriend" lol

Slappin Fish 04-12-2013 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19575252)
Dude, I'm pretty sure that the whole thing was just one big April Fools joke swerve.

There was no Democrat party publicity release (at least I don't think so)

It's just a joke. Remember, as Bill Maher says on his show whenever he dares criticize Obama: "He's your president, not your girlfriend" lol

If you're smart enough to know it's a joke fair enough.

I just find it ironic that a story that is really right-wing spin was taken literally by many who thought it was left-wing spin. Joke is kinda on them...

_Richard_ 04-12-2013 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19575252)

It's just a joke. Remember, as Bill Maher says on his show whenever he dares criticize Obama: "He's your president, not your girlfriend" lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GrantMercury 04-12-2013 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19573667)
Oh bull, you would have cum in your Democrat donkey underwear if it was reversed

No. Those polls are stupid.

GrantMercury 04-12-2013 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19573696)
GrantMercury you sure like to dish it out. But man, like most faux-liberals you just seem to lose your sense of humor when the joke is on one of your guys.

When the joke is funny, I'll respond accordingly. Funny is the missing element here. :sleep

baddog 04-12-2013 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury (Post 19575397)
When the joke is funny, I'll respond accordingly. Funny is the missing element here. :sleep

Too close to reality to be funny?

GrantMercury 04-12-2013 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19575419)
Too close to reality to be funny?

Nope. :sleep

lazycash 04-12-2013 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19575419)
Too close to reality to be funny?

Lol, exactly.

ThunderBalls 04-12-2013 03:42 PM

Look at the low IQ righties giving each other a reach around over their own lies.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Robbie 04-12-2013 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThunderBalls (Post 19575588)
Look at the low IQ righties giving each other a reach around over their own lies.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey, that's not fair...the high IQ "righties" are giving each other a reach around too!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Robbie 04-13-2013 08:58 PM

Bump just to bust GrantMercury's balls a little on a Sat. night. :)


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 03:48 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123