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MrDeiz 04-12-2013 03:25 AM

Say what you know about life in a few sentences
 
It's fun for someone who enjoys watching it behind the scene to see billions of desperate creatures gaining and losing their fortune. There's no limit, no absolute, no measure in anything existing in present time and space, just undefined life and death all over it. Everything is both good and bad at the same time and nothing really matters.

NiXXiN 04-12-2013 03:27 AM

what is this i dont even

bushwacker 04-12-2013 03:31 AM

Any day above ground is a good day.

Grapesoda 04-12-2013 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrDeiz (Post 19574315)
It's fun for someone who enjoys watching it behind the scene to see billions of desperate creatures gaining and losing their fortune. There's no limit, no absolute, no measure in anything existing in present time and space, just undefined life and death all over it. Everything is both good and bad at the same time and nothing really matters.

good and bad are societal judgments that do not exist?

seeandsee 04-12-2013 08:29 AM

we are so small in this big universe, so enjoy your life, you got incredible chance!

Rochard 04-12-2013 08:43 AM

As you get older you understand more.

Having a child is a example. Before I was a father, I lived for me. I did what I wanted and ate when I wanted. As a father everything is dictated by your child. I have friends who call me up and say "Let's go bike riding Sunday". Well, I can't because I don't know what my kid's plans are Saturday night and I can't be an hour from home when my kid is calling me from my front door telling me she can't get in the house or needs a ride.

Now that I am 44 and the parent of a teenager, a lot of things about my parents are easier to understand. Our parents knew a lot more about us as kids than we thought. Decisions my parents made about family matters make sense now.

I also think I am much more wiser now. I am no longer interested in impressing anyone; I don't buy new cars every year. I have a 23 year old truck that is like brand new and a newer slightly used Jeep Grand Cherokee and that works fine for me - I cannot have a sports car because I have a kid and my kid has friends, etc.

I've also discovered my non adult friends are much more kinky than I thought.

DWB 04-12-2013 08:53 AM

We don't understand anything. Foolish to think we do. At best we know a little about our immediate surroundings. Nothing more.

O MARINA 04-12-2013 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrDeiz (Post 19574315)
Say what you know about life in a few sentences.

that it goes on...

ludballs 04-12-2013 12:19 PM

We are here for a good time, not a long time! :pimp

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 04-12-2013 12:35 PM

http://mumblesandrambles.files.wordp...fe-live-it.jpg

?Life is an opportunity, benefit from it.
Life is beauty, admire it.
Life is a dream, realize it.
Life is a challenge, meet it.
Life is a duty, complete it.
Life is a game, play it.
Life is a promise, fulfill it.
Life is sorrow, overcome it.
Life is a song, sing it.
Life is a struggle, accept it.
Life is a tragedy, confront it.
Life is an adventure, dare it.
Life is luck, make it.
Life is too precious, do not destroy it.
Life is life, fight for it.?

When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.

:stoned

ADG

bronco67 04-12-2013 12:38 PM

Remember that no matter what happens, we're each a self-important, walking talking bag of meat wrapped around a shit pipe.

_Richard_ 04-12-2013 12:45 PM

ive seen it all

Struggle4Bucks 04-12-2013 12:46 PM

Life's a struggle 4 bucks! But... let our firmly bound babes do the struggling... you catch the dollars:-)

Something like that?

PR_Glen 04-12-2013 12:46 PM

It's short, enjoy it.

Struggle4Bucks 04-12-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19574431)
good and bad are societal judgments that do not exist?

Good and bad are human values...

Roald 04-12-2013 12:54 PM

Yolo!!!!!

;))

MrDeiz 04-12-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 19575313)
It's short, enjoy it.

it's too short to waste it on all that bullshit most of people waste on

Spunky 04-12-2013 01:01 PM

Slave to money and then you die

CaptainHowdy 04-12-2013 01:05 PM

http://www.stephenhicks.org/wp-conte...ur-288x364.jpg

Grapesoda 04-12-2013 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19574812)
We don't understand anything. Foolish to think we do. At best we know a little about our immediate surroundings. Nothing more.

that's weird, everyone on GFY seems to know more about producing content that I do???

Grapesoda 04-12-2013 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19574792)
As you get older you understand more.

Having a child is a example. Before I was a father, I lived for me. I did what I wanted and ate when I wanted. As a father everything is dictated by your child. I have friends who call me up and say "Let's go bike riding Sunday". Well, I can't because I don't know what my kid's plans are Saturday night and I can't be an hour from home when my kid is calling me from my front door telling me she can't get in the house or needs a ride.

Now that I am 44 and the parent of a teenager, a lot of things about my parents are easier to understand. Our parents knew a lot more about us as kids than we thought. Decisions my parents made about family matters make sense now.

I also think I am much more wiser now. I am no longer interested in impressing anyone; I don't buy new cars every year. I have a 23 year old truck that is like brand new and a newer slightly used Jeep Grand Cherokee and that works fine for me - I cannot have a sports car because I have a kid and my kid has friends, etc.

I've also discovered my non adult friends are much more kinky than I thought.


O MARINA 04-12-2013 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19575325)
Yolo!!!!!


Next time you're in Florida
http://www.yolorestaurant.com/

#yolo

Dirty F 04-12-2013 02:50 PM

Death is part of life.

When someone close to you dies instead of feeling sorry for yourself feel sorry for the person who died.

9 out 10 friends will screw you over for money.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. (not mine but i wish it was)

Stop fooling yourself. There is no reason why you are on this planet other than to breed and die. There are 2 million different animals who are fine with that. The only animal that isn't is the human. We're no exception. Just because our brain is larger doesn't mean we're more special.

You have the right to make fun of people, to say whatever you want but you don't have to right to fuck someone's life up.

Death sentence should not exist. Nobody has the right to kill another person! Nobody!
If a murdered is in jail then let him think about his actions for the rest of his life. If you kill him because your law allows you to, you are a murdered as well. A legal murderer? You're just as bad.

If a woman is annoying, show her the pimp hand!
Wait, how did that one slip in?

Men should be strong. But strong doesn't mean hitting someone someone's teeth out because he didn't show you any "respect".
A real man doesn't need his fists unless someone close to him is in danger.

People who use the word respect all the time are usually the kind of person who have no respect at all.
Normal, sane people won't have to use that word.

Do what you can for people you care about without expecting anything back.

If you get screwed over all the time by doing that then don't turn into one of them.

Stop being totally proud of your country. It's pure coincidence where you were born.

Be nice to animals. If you eat them try to eat the ones that had a good life. If that's 5 dollars more expensive then accept that. What's 5 dollars compared to a year long shitty life for an animal.

You don't have to be religious to be a good person.

If there is a god, which i don't believe there is, but if that god exists, he/she/shemale will judge you based on who you are. Not how many times a day you kneel down and repeat ancient nonsense.

Don't fear death. Did you have a problem with the last 13.7 billion years you didn't exist? No? Well you won't have a problem with the next 50 billion years you don't exist.

Stop wondering what blind people see. They don't see shit. Can't understand it? Well try looking with your elbows. What do you see?

As much as fags are annoying as fuck let them have the right to get married. I rather see 2 fruitcakes getting married for the rest of their lives than 2 straight people who get a child and divorce after 2 years.

Start reading about the universe. Because it will explain so many things and will question so many things.
I don't get it that so many people aren't interested in this stuff.

If you read books stop reading fiction. For a year. And start reading about human behaviour, the universe as mentioned above, and quantum mechanics

Cat litter is a huge problem...

The ice age is just one of the ice ages. We're in between ice ages.

Stop eating corn based products.

The word hasj is related to the word assassin. Wiki it.

Salvia will you fuck you up.

Bitcoin just reached 100 dollars.

Dirty F 04-12-2013 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19575325)
Yolo!!!!!

;))

Sig too big!!!

http://www.spitsnieuws.nl/sites/defa...op_display.jpg

Best-In-BC 04-12-2013 02:52 PM

Human beings are stupid as fuck, and will be, till Religion is abolished and science and fact roam key

O MARINA 04-12-2013 02:52 PM

Franck I need something funny for sig! Please send this!

Supz 04-12-2013 02:52 PM

Smiles and Cries

ImLarge 04-12-2013 02:54 PM

Eveybody is a lie

LeRoy 04-12-2013 02:54 PM

Be grateful for what you have.. family, friends and your health come first.

:2 cents:

xato 04-12-2013 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19575515)
Death is part of life.

When someone close to you dies instead of feeling sorry for yourself feel sorry for the person who died.

9 out 10 friends will screw you over for money.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. (not mine but i wish it was)

Stop fooling yourself. There is no reason why you are on this planet other than to breed and die. There are 2 million different animals who are fine with that. The only animal that isn't is the human. We're no exception. Just because our brain is larger doesn't mean we're more special.

You have the right to make fun of people, to say whatever you want but you don't have to right to fuck someone's life up.

Death sentence should not exist. Nobody has the right to kill another person! Nobody!
If a murdered is in jail then let him think about his actions for the rest of his life. If you kill him because your law allows you to, you are a murdered as well. A legal murderer? You're just as bad.

If a woman is annoying, show her the pimp hand!
Wait, how did that one slip in?

Man should be strong. But strong doesn't mean hitting someone someone's teeth out because he didn't show you any "respect".
A real man doesn't need his fists unless someone close to him is in danger.

People who use the word respect all the time are usually the kind of person who have no respect at all.
Normal, sane people won't have to use that word.

Do what you can for people you care about without expecting anything back.

If you get screwed over all the time by doing that then don't turn into one of them.

Stop being totally proud of your country. It's pure coincidence where you were born.

Be nice to animals. If you eat them try to eat the ones that had a good life. If that's 5 dollars more expensive then accept that. What's 5 dollars compared to a year long shitty life for an animal.

You don't have to be religious to be a good person.

If there is a god, which i don't believe there is, but if that god exists, he/she/shemale will judge you based on who you are. Not how many times a day you kneel down and repeat ancient nonsense.

Don't fear death. Did you have a problem with the last 13.7 billion years you didn't exist? No? Well you won't have a problem with the next 50 billion years you don't exist.

Stop wondering what blind people see. They don't see shit. Can't understand it? Well try looking with your elbows. What do you see?

As much as fags are annoying as fuck let them have the right to get married. I rather see 2 fruitcakes getting married for the rest of their lives than 2 straight people who get a child and divorce after 2 years.

Start reading about the universe. Because it will explain so many things and will question so many things.
I don't get it that so many people aren't interested in this stuff.

If you read books stop reading fiction. For a year. And start reading about human behaviour, the universe as mentioned above, and quantum mechanics

Cat litter is a huge problem...

The ice age is just one of the ice ages. We're in between ice ages.

Stop eating corn based products.

The word hasj is related to the word assassin. Wiki it.

Salvia will you fuck you up.

Bitcoin just reached 100 dollars.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Grapesoda 04-12-2013 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19575515)
Death is part of life.
Stop eating corn based products.

why corn?

Dirty F 04-12-2013 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19575545)
why corn?

Because on a moleculair level your body right now is partly corn.
In Europe we don't really have that problem but in the US corn is in every friggin product.

In your country the dollar is less imporant than corn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_fructose_corn_syrup

Dirty F 04-12-2013 03:08 PM

Corn is one of the main reasons for obesity and sugar addiction.

Dirty F 04-12-2013 03:09 PM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1112115/

Dirty F 04-12-2013 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xato (Post 19575533)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

:thumbsup

Dirty F 04-12-2013 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19575515)

Death sentence should not exist. Nobody has the right to kill another person! Nobody!
If a murdered is in jail then let him think about his actions for the rest of his life. If you kill him because your law allows you to, you are a murdered as well. A legal murderer? You're just as bad.


MurdereR

Dirty F 04-12-2013 03:13 PM

http://news.medill.northwestern.edu/...iness/CORN.jpg

Grapesoda 04-12-2013 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19575557)
Corn is one of the main reasons for obesity and sugar addiction.

only corn I eat is corn tortillas .. no HFCS

Dirty F 04-12-2013 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19575576)
only corn I eat is corn tortillas .. no HFCS

I'm pretty sure that out 5 things you eat per day 3 of them have corn in it.

John-ACWM 04-13-2013 01:28 PM

Do good and expect nothing in return.

DWB 04-13-2013 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19575443)
that's weird, everyone on GFY seems to know more about producing content that I do???

Huh? Most of us don't know anything. We just know enough to make money doing it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19575307)
ive seen it all

You ever seen a man eat his own head?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19575545)
why corn?

I was going to reply but Franck already nailed it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19575579)
I'm pretty sure that out 5 things you eat per day 3 of them have corn in it.

Probably 5 out of 5 packaged foods have it. Almost all packaged foods have some traces of corn. It's in everything. :Oh crap Eat fresh. Eat organic. Eat free range. :thumbsup

Penny24Seven 04-13-2013 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19575515)
Death is part of life.



Stop being totally proud of your country. It's pure coincidence where you were born.

.

you can say that again

CyberHustler 04-13-2013 05:28 PM

Shits all fucked up... and nobody cares

Jel 04-13-2013 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19576879)
You ever seen a man eat his own head?

bwahahahahahaha, brilliant :thumbsup

mine (stolen/adapted): you can't change people, places, or things, only yourself & your reactions.

Mutt 04-13-2013 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 19575515)

Death sentence should not exist. Nobody has the right to kill another person! Nobody!
If a murdered is in jail then let him think about his actions for the rest of his life. If you kill him because your law allows you to, you are a murdered as well. A legal murderer? You're just as bad.

you said death is a part of life - why are you so worked up about the murder/death of a murderer? 'let him think about his actions for the rest of his life' - most murderers have little or no remorse, they are sociopaths. whether the death penalty deters murders is still being debated, some says yes, some say no, some say the studies are flawed and inconclusive.

many people who oppose the death penalty, including me, are against it because even one innocent person killed by mistake is one too many. that's not your reason, you don't believe Adolf Hitler should have been given the death penalty.

AdultPornMasta 04-13-2013 06:09 PM

Life is like a sewer.

What you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

:2 cents:


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