What is your preferred method of choice to use?
 

When you go out shoplifting?

I prefer a nice foil lined booster box, disguised as a present... :2 cents:

You?

Just stick with the classics

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Look.... I appreciate the input, but its REALLY hard to liase with Sally Rand each time I wanna go out stealing... :2 cents:

normally I just get grandma to fake a heart problem and when everybody is distracted I just walk out. :2 cents:

Are we talking about shoplifting, or just thanksgiving?

me and grams have gotten out of a lot of bullshit family get togethers with various scams and fake ailments. Its the bond that keeps a family tight bro!:thumbsup

That could be your avatar, but sexier :thumbsup

poo is pretty good

Amateur hour in here...

Find a retailer who's employees where uniforms, like simple polo shirts. Buy one, walk in and talk to the greater, tell them you are from corporate and going to be working here the next few days. Then explain your putting together a photo shoot with some products from the store and maybe they would like to be in it.

Go gather a bunch of items, TVs, cameras, rubber dicks, etc., and load them into your van. The key here is to rent a van and make a fake logo of the company to out on it, looks legit. Then Have store employees help you load the items into the van. It's best if you wheel it up to the door and let them take care of the rest, you'll never get "busted" because they stole the merchandise.

Take pictures of them "helping" to use as blackmail if needed later on. Tell them your going to drop off the stuff at the shoot location and be back in 20 minutes.

Presto! Free shit!

Props... Always glad to learn from a professional thief...

Please continue... :2 cents:

i went to target the other day with my friend he said he wanted to look around he ended up stealing four cases of beer and just walked out. I just laughed fuck it he's taking a risk i didnt know nothing about the situation before hand.

I think Anal Hobbit published a series of ebooks about the subject. Just be careful paying over the phone with a CC.. Or any other way..your actually better off not revealing your identity

saw something very original in moscow a while back...there is this big department store and it is in an old building and old buildings have windows that open and this guy was chucking shoes from the 1st floor to his mate outside in the street it was hilarious how fast they moved like 20 pairs of shoes and vanished....