I two pieced a guy last night
 

I was hitting on some girl at the bar and some guy comes up and puts his hands on me telling me to go away. I told him not to put his hands on me he said he can do what he wants. Okay.

I walk away and go outside for a smoke and he comes out calling me a bitch. Hmmm I told this fat ass to have another twinkie :1orglaugh and everyone laughed at him...he threw a punch and missed...then put up his fists like he wanted to fight :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

So I said, Okay let's go bitch...we danced around a bit and I threw a left hook and right straight and he was OUT SNORING on the pavement. Everyone was yelling WORLD STAR HIP HOP! :1orglaugh

Some dude recorded it on his cell and is going to upload it to youtube :pimp

"let's got bitch"

you're just pathetic, there was no bar, there was no bitch, there was no fat guy, there was no punch, there were no people yelling world star hip hop, there was no dude recording it and uploading it to you tube

nobody wants you here, you were banned and it's time GFY's owners get rid of you again.

Delusional as always.

Dude is still prolly snoring POW POW :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Translation:

I almost got the nerve up to leave my house for the first time in months to go to 7-11 but my overweight neighbor was outside so I changed my mind.

I was just taking out the trash!

I'd hit it :thumbsup

Was this before or after you shot imaginary bondage videos?

Stop replying to the troll. Seriously how can you not see he is playing you guys?

Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
What a fucking pain in the ass. :321GFY

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https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433

Don't try and be a tuff guy, ya digg?

Wasn't it you on gfy all night posting 15 retarded threads?

who is now behind this nick?

How can you not see that most people know this and are playing him back?

That's the funny thing... Someone is behind it and that makes them more pathetic than the character they are playing.

What time was this, because you were posting AROUND THE CLOCK yesterday with your Boston nonsense.

:1orglaugh Good find.

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Someone posted who he is when he was under the old nick. Don't remember who they said he was, but it made sense at the time.

Do a search here for "ad hominem." There are only a few around here who use that.

found the vid

classic johnnyclip thread just like he posted before about the guy at the bar

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Pissing myself laughing :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you'd have to change your nick to ErectileDisfunctionMedia. YOu will require some viagra in this case I'm sure. lol

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Delusions are delusions. There is no reason to look at a statement like this any differently than him taking about having lizards for relatives. He needs help obviously. Most likely he'll be one of the guys trying to bomb a public place or shooting innocent people. Not because he's naturally violent but because eventually he is going to chase his paranoid delusions to a logical conclusion.

I didn't go looking for a fight

Dude put his hands on me, CHALLENGED me, then SWUNG at me...then he got two pieced!

Doesn't it feel a little odd to know that every single person understands that you are fabricating this story?

Incidentally, people who are secure with themselves never brag about fighting. They do however, make shit up attempt to make themselves look like everything they are afraid they aren't.

I'm not bragging about anything

I don't look for fights. I was DEFENDING myself and the fat guy got two pieced.

** POW *** ** POW ***

Your fantasies have comic book sound effects?

So... A fat guy came through the KFC drive thru while you were on shift and ordered a 2 piece meal. Thanks for sharing, but you left out the important part. Did he get original recipe or extra crispy?

Has anyone dox'd Clips yet?

:2 cents::1orglaugh

You just replied to him! :1orglaugh:2 cents:

Yeap, that's your baby..:1orglaugh:upsidedow

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I'm just kidding guys

Never even left the house last night...:1orglaugh

no way!

we need to change your nic to farva


oh look a bar of soap.

footman speaks, ...gfy listens . conspiracy ?

oh shit that is fucking funny lol - I can't work out if it's real or a spoof, but that black guy with the chucks :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My house leaving is strictly business related. Like chasing a 5 dollar bill down a Canadian dirt road. almost got it to.

Are you fucking serious lol!!!!!
I am crying its so funny.
Where the fuck is that from? ha ah ahha:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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