I can no longer write "lady" without writing "ladyboy" automatically
 

I've written waaaaaay too much text.

I'm assuming many in the TS niche, specifically those who write a lot of ladyboy text have this same problem?

Same thing happens with coke, I write cock.

My computer also thinks I'm trying to write ladyboy because if I type too quickly and write ldy or lday, it gives me the correction of ladyboy, which I foolishly added to my dictionary and can't figure out how to remove.

i cant walk by an ATM without a chuckle

It's when i sent text messages to people that have nothing to do with this industry that creates a problem sometimes.

I've already pressed send when i realise "oh shit that shouldn't be in there".

I burst out laughing the last time i heard my GF and her friend talk about going for a facial.

They both just looked at me like WTF ??

did you offer your assistance? :Graucho

BBQ and BBW for me.

ATM for me still means automated teller machine since i rarely see ass to mount combo used.
Facial,on other hand....I totally laughed when name.com introduced facial recognize login,i though how you will need to cum on someone face to login.

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I chuckle the same when anyone abbreviates 'at the moment' on facebook etc "I'm shopping atm" :1orglaugh

I've also written interwebz way too much, and actually used that version in an email to a client :error

haha yep another good one :1orglaugh

This has forever changed my life. LOL. :upsidedow

just remembered, couple of weeks ago met this nice lady at a place I go to regularly, and we got chatting - she told me she was looking into CBT - my face obviously gave it away that I was thinking of something else, I told her to google it :D She didn't, and asked me the following week, so I told her the other version of what it stood for :)

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Slightly off topic your post made me remember something. Years back we helped a girl come to the USA from Venezuela. She was staying with me and I was teaching her English and all that, and she wanted to know the name for chap stick in the winter time. Jokingly I told her it was called "cum for my lips" and it went from there. We let her go for a while asking for cum for her lips whenever she needed chap stick. It was hilarious.

ATM always makes me laugh and facial I'm still not sure what the girls get when it's not cum on the face... or when guys say it that's even better

i can no longer say tranny when chatting with my car and bike buddies about transmissions.
i'm trying to go with trans instead, hard to make the switch

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DP = director of photography to me :winkwink:

im ok with the machines.. it's when people talk about 'hitting up the ATM' that i have to work at keeping a straight face

My entire vocabulary has become adult SEO fixated.

Even in verbal discussions offline I automatically use words like joking instead of kidding, or find myself using certain words in a conversation more repetitively than others as a way of defining keyword density.

So I know exactly how you feel...

That's why I call ATMs by their original name.... MAC machines!

I have a friend that is a hair stylist and every time she mentions going
to her aesthetician to have a facial, she calls it a "skeet-free facial".

Cracks me up, every time. She's obviously got a dirty mind.

Are you on a Nokia Cell Phone?

Too many years of GFY has actually fucked my mind a bit, too.
There is a BBW social site called "chubby parade" and all of the
users call it "CP".

I tend to shudder, every time I see the abbreviation.




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There is a little beauty salon down the street that specializes in facials ……

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You work there part-time, providing the facial cream?

My computer by now has learned what Newhalf means, that's for sure.:1orglaugh:upsidedow:1orglaugh

I cant write scarlett without writing scarlettcontent, but I just did

Same with a special massage..

Myself it's Mysql :upsidedow

But... spare a thought for the REALLY hard done by....

I cant type ANYTHING without mentioning POO :(

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As long as you don't say "I have to drop by an ATM machine."

I must be stupid, because I don't follow ATM joke.

I cannot see a ladyboy pic on the internet without thinking of DWB. Weird.

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Serve always turns into server for me usually (I actually did it while writing this post but checked before hitting submit lol).

ATM, DP, Facials, all those things have tarnished me.

Buddy owns a restaurant and he has a waitress who writes "DP" for Dr. Pepper on all the order tickets, and I always chuckled when I saw it or heard her say "I need a DP" to the bartender, and he finally asked me why I did.. Now he's ruined too.

This thread made my day. :1orglaugh