It's the DRUNKEN RANKING SYSTEM! Behold its wonder...
 

All right, it's almost 1 am and my friends and I just came up with the drunken ranking system in our drunken state. What do you think? Comments/Suggestions? I think this will make all our lives better......

0: No drinks or just having your first one
1: Had a drink or two, can't tell if you feel it or not...
2: I think I'm feeling it a little?
3: Yeah I've got a buzz. Need to keep drinking.
4: Definitely buzzed, feeling good and more confident.
5: I may have crossed the line into drunk. Could pull off driving, but not a great idea.
6: I think I'm getting drunk now. I could get crazy if I drink more. (Driving cut off point)
7: Yeah, I'm drunk. What's your name? Let's party. I don't give a shit about anything.
8: I'm really drunk, man. Is your sister single? (entering hangover territory)
9: I think I had too much. I'm not gonna remember this and I could puke (definite hangover)
10: Puking, wishing you were dead (hung over all fucking day tomorrow)

How did I ever live without this system?

I am way too drunk to read that. Please keep it simple. :thumbsup

Amatuers,...

8.5

already left the bar and bought drugs I promised I wouldn't


edit: Just got home, it's 2:52 here, and the bars are open for another hour

Shit your bars stay open till 4? Ours close at 2 here in California

:drinkup

Yes! We can smoke in them too!

but for how long? :Oh crap

I don't think I want smoke in bars :thumbsup