Product to use after you fap
 

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Leaves no mess. Not even stains that can be seen using UV rays.

I use a product called "girlfriend" no fuss and no mess.

I use one called Tube Sock (tm).

Oh and another one called "In the Shower (tm)"

Hmm.. no mess and you can UV scan everything in my house - you'd think I was a celibate monk!

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:stoned

ADG

I fap out the window onto the roses.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh no thanx

Now this is a product I need I have fap juice everywhere.

In my garden, in my car, at work.

How do I order?

My penis has sores on it from using kleenex i'm about to email there customer support line and complain