Top 10 Reasons why your site is slow
 

10)You have more requests to sign your guestbook than actual guests.

9) Computer has a STD-System Transmitted Disease, not a virus.

8)Cause Bill Gates deemed it so.

7)Colors are being displayed using the Paint by Numbers technique.

6)If someone kept hitting you on the head when you didn't work, you'd be slow too.

5)Due to a strike by UPS(Uploading Picture Service),frame delivery is delayed.

4)CREATE YOUR OWN JOKE INVOLVING MEMORY LOSS AND ALZHEIMER'S AND PLACE IT HERE!!!

3)After taking monitor apart, you find that the wheel is spinning but the hamster's dead.

2)Plain and simple....it sucks!!!

1)I'm not technical help desk but I think that there Commodore 64 may be part of the problem.

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That is just the tip of the Iceberg, I think the world is against me and nobody luvs me:(