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PornoStar69 04-30-2013 02:58 PM

Talking of Private Jets
 

Who's had experience flying privately?

whats it like?

How much does it cost?

J.R. 04-30-2013 03:00 PM

Depends, usually 5 to 10k in the usa.

PornoStar69 04-30-2013 03:08 PM

what about London to Vegas & back?

Rochard 04-30-2013 03:10 PM

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

I hate flying. I hate the small cramped seats, sitting next to strangers... I just put my headphones on and watch a movie and that's that.

sandman! 04-30-2013 03:12 PM

never done it on my list of shit to do tho :thumbsup:thumbsup

O MARINA 04-30-2013 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by PornoStar69 (Post 19605604)

How much does it cost?


You can do an online quote here, good people. Let me know if you need a contact.

http://www.onlinejetcharters.com

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marlboroack 04-30-2013 11:47 PM

I'll fly you on my pvtjet if you pay for my 1 month vacation. :pimp

brassmonkey 04-30-2013 11:49 PM

soooooulll plane

epitome 05-01-2013 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 19606295)
I'll fly you on my pvtjet if you pay for my 1 month vacation. :pimp

OP is not talking about your toy model.

onlytease 05-01-2013 12:30 AM

I have been learning to fly for last 6 months and managed about 25 hours towards my PPL - it is great fun, slightly scary and lots to learn. Am slightly shitting myself for first solo in a few hours, but am determined to get my PPL :)

brassmonkey 05-01-2013 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by onlytease (Post 19606340)
I have been learning to fly for last 6 months and managed about 25 hours towards my PPL - it is great fun, slightly scary and lots to learn. Am slightly shitting myself for first solo in a few hours, but am determined to get my PPL :)

fuck that :1orglaugh id crash it

greg80 05-01-2013 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by onlytease (Post 19606340)
I have been learning to fly for last 6 months and managed about 25 hours towards my PPL - it is great fun, slightly scary and lots to learn. Am slightly shitting myself for first solo in a few hours, but am determined to get my PPL :)

I have PPL for few years now. You never forget your fists solo flight, it's surreal exeprience :)

I mostly fly Socata Tobago TB-10. Beautiful plane.

John-ACWM 05-01-2013 02:50 AM

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Originally Posted by sandman! (Post 19605638)
never done it on my list of shit to do tho :thumbsup:thumbsup

:thumbsup

pimpmaster9000 05-01-2013 02:56 AM

1st class and private jets are an epic waste of money...you can fly over half the globe for like 1000$ return...

scottybuzz 05-01-2013 04:01 AM

One of my friends invited me on her private jet a few times.

incredible experience. It was netjets.

no way could I afford it on my own but it is something to tick off your things to do in life list.

privatesociety 05-01-2013 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Monotony (Post 19606082)

Players. Just how they roll. :thumbsup:thumbsup

Slappin Fish 05-01-2013 06:31 AM

Business class + Xanax is good enough for anyone unless you do the trip weekly. :thumbsup

sperbonzo 05-01-2013 06:47 AM

All depends on the size of the jet, and the current cost of fuel. I haven't been on a private jet for a couple of years, but last time it worked out to about $1200 per hour of flight in a small jet. That sounds like a lot, but for example a 4 hour flight will get you cross-country, and would cost $4800, but split it between four of you and it's the same as first class and WAAAAAAAY better. It's so much easier not having to deal with all the security at the front end, as well as not having to wait for your bags at the other end, and getting into and out of the airport through the general aviation terminals is super fast. Basically you just drive up and walk through to your plane at your departure airport, and then walk away from the plane and drive off at the other end. The lack of hassle compared in contrast to flying commercial is stunning. Plus, of course, it's much more comfortable,

(and you can stand up and pretend to surf as you are taking off! LOL!!)



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PR_Glen 05-01-2013 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 19606453)
1st class and private jets are an epic waste of money...you can fly over half the globe for like 1000$ return...

I agree but I think the people who tend to fly in them have tight schedules where time is literally money for a lot of people working for them or depending on them etc.

Am I the only one that doesn't like the idea of small planes? hehe

Minte 05-01-2013 07:10 AM

The biggest benefit to me in flying private is access to small local airports. Most trips I take are to companies that aren't close to major cities/airports. I fly in the props more than the jets. Even small jets need a lot more runway than prop planes.

pornguy 05-01-2013 07:12 AM

If your talking about chartering a jet you are talking about major money. Remember its not just the fuel you pay for but the pilot co pilot in most cases as well as food ramp fees etc.

It gets really costly.

pornguy 05-01-2013 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Minte (Post 19606765)
The biggest benefit to me in flying private is access to small local airports. Most trips I take are to companies that aren't close to major cities/airports. I fly in the props more than the jets. Even small jets need a lot more runway than prop planes.

By this I take it you are talking about most twin engine King Airs and such?

Or are you talking the 172 RG single engine 1972 piece of beat up tin?

Minte 05-01-2013 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 19606769)
By this I take it you are talking about most twin engine King Airs and such?

Or are you talking the 172 RG single engine 1972 piece of beat up tin?

Usually the Baron 58 and from time to time on close trips that we don't have to fly over any of the great lakes a saratoga. I have flown in a King Air 350 a couple of time but they are almost the same price per hour as a citation II.

pornlaw 05-01-2013 08:39 AM

Had a client that had 2 small private jets (6-8 people)... 1 to charter out and another that the 1st plane paid for. Use to fly to Vegas with him once in a while...

Very cool not having to worry about TSA, xray machines and baggage check. The best though was being picked up and dropped off on the tarmac at LV airport in a limo (there's a small private jet area).

Unfortunately the real estate bust took both jets from him...

O MARINA 05-01-2013 09:13 AM

Minte you don't belong on GFY. You're really out of place and character here.
#shocking !

xNetworx 05-01-2013 09:14 AM

OP lives in his moms basement or a shithole somewhere. People who believe in reptile Illuminati rulers can't even afford to fly first class.

Niktamer 05-01-2013 09:27 AM

It get addictive.

No line up, almost no customs...

but a good private jet.. is a friend's private jet.

O MARINA 05-01-2013 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by CamBoss (Post 19606989)
OP lives in his moms basement or a shithole somewhere. People who believe in reptile Illuminati rulers can't even afford to fly first class.


I lol'ed at reptile illuminati.

brassmonkey 05-01-2013 09:37 AM

when i drove a rig i would deliver to this place where the people have a airport as their backyard. most the people that lived there were doctors and lawyers. must be nice :2 cents:

O MARINA 05-01-2013 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Niktamer (Post 19607036)
good private jet.. is a friend's private jet.

just like boats, amirite? :pimp

Dirty F 05-01-2013 09:45 AM

People, this is some mentally ill broke kid :1orglaugh

Dirty F 05-01-2013 09:46 AM

Do a search on his name to see how fucked in his head he is.

Dirty F 05-01-2013 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoStar69 (Post 19605604)

Who's had experience flying privately?

whats it like?

How much does it cost?

Hey imbecile, why don't you try typing in a normal font for once. It will make you look slightly less insane.


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