What Foods Make Your Farts Smell Bad?
 

Going to the inlaws for dinner on Sunday so wanting to stock up Saturday for the experience, any foods you guys can suggest that will give me some really rancid smelling farts to leave at their place?

cheap beer and hard boiled eggs

noodles, pizzas everything with wheat

White Castle cheeseburgers and coffee.

cum, more properly known as semen

Invite CurrentlySober to tag along.

Lol, lol!

A shitton of raw veggies. Fuckin' A.

Fart in a jar and seal it, then release it under the table at dinner -- like a silent, deadly nerve gas.

ATVOD flesh

beans and eggs ftw :thumbsup

Sugar free chocolate you can get almost anywhere with maltitol or sorbitol - you'll clear out the place. Just don't eat too much or you'll shit your pants...

eggs! hard boiled!

Kimchi and eggs..

Could do if required :thumbsup

That way you also get to add body odour into the mix - I havent showered since Xmas 2012 :upsidedow

Funniness aside the fact that you don't like them or what's more likely, they don't like you, speaks volumes.

Hot dogs and sauerkraut. Guaranteed.

Tons of chilly.

broccoli, pistachio nuts, eggs, beans, beer, taco bell (anything on the menu)

Chicken Tikka Madras works every time

Why, why would I open such a thread? :helpme :helpme

because you want to read the answer...

That must be horrible.

boiled cabbage.

roast lamb and sweede

bean as well :winkwink:

Sand mixed with stained glass

Raw chicken - just eat a shit ton of it and wash it down with a 6 pack of Bud light

You're not only going to need smell, but VOLUME as well. I find that popcorn for some reason gases me up like a fucking balloon.

One tablespoon of active yeast powder - you'll blow up like a balloon for oh, about three days, the farts will be back-to-back, and the smell is fucking terrifying ... but be careful with this one, I was in SO much discomfort I nearly called an ambulance end of the second day ... (true story, took it as part of a health drink)

Redbull give you.. Lots of farts

The problem isn't that you opened it, the problem is you posted in it.:thumbsup:thumbsup

:1orglaugh lots of fart info in here!

Don't know about bad but louder one is BEER.

A Great Canadian Sugar Shack breakfast.

Eggs, Beans, Bacon, Sausage, Pea soupe, potatoes, cretons... .Lots of maple syrup and BEERS!!!!!

Or you can go with a smokedmeat poutine

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that's a good one... damn you costco!!!


I would also add draft beer to the list...