Chicks get so mad when you do this...
 

Jack off and bust a nut all over their pillow... If you ever wanna rile your girl up for no reason, this is a guaranteed way to do it LOL

I do that ALL THE TIME, every single day.

except its your pillow and there is no girl to rile up.

She sounds like a very lucky girl.

Next Time change lanes quickly with out signaling and see what happens ;)

They like it better when they sleep in the wet spot

I'm married, so it would be my pillow no matter what.

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bust a nut all over their sister and see how riled she gets!

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Think that gets them?? Try wiping your cock on the curtains as you leave. that really pisses them off.

That reminds me, my ex wife's younger sister wants to get into cams

That would piss them off. yep.

you have issues

I thought it'd be quite a laugh to jack off and spurt over my wife's back as she lay sleeping, before I left for work one morning years back.

All I'll say is: women have no sense of fucking humour man :(

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Get her pregnant and dump her, that would totally upset her ...

I mean, when it's an accident, it's kind of funny, but don't be forcing me to do laundry just out of spite... Or you sleep in your mistake.