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biskoppen 05-08-2013 08:06 AM

CCBILL site owners.. how are sales today and yesterday and the form submission %?
 
My sales stopped around 48 hours ago and my form submission % today is 0.82% where it's usually 3-5% at least

Roald 05-08-2013 08:06 AM

Paging Sally rand!!!

Sly 05-08-2013 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 19616386)
Paging Sally rand!!!

SaraSwirls?

Roald 05-08-2013 08:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 19616415)
SaraSwirls?

Haha woooops

zishy 05-08-2013 10:31 AM

My sales halted in the afternoon and I didn't see anything until after 2am this morning. I thought it was odd too.

NaughtyRob 05-08-2013 10:51 AM

Ugh. Thats not good.

Far-L 05-08-2013 11:22 AM

CCbill 911
 
Transcript from a 911 Call:

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

CCbill Webmaster: My ratios, oh my god, my ratios, please, please, please, ohmyfuckinggod, help, you have to help me, my ratios are off! They're off! I don't know what is happening - please HELP ME!

Operator: Settle down sir, please, try and remain calm; we are here to help you but we will need some information first.

CcBill Webmaster: Ok, ok, I will try, I am trying, Oh fuck, please, I can't... I can't help it... I am freaking out please help me please help please!

Operator: You are going to be ok. Surfers are on their way and should be there shortly. You are going to be ok. Are you with me?

CcBill Webmaster: Yes. Ok. Yes, I am still here. Please help me I don't know what has happened - my ratios were fine a week ago but then, omyfucking god, then, I don't know what happened, they just dropped, I don't know what to do, they dropped, they dropped, oh god I think I am going to be sick...

Operator: Please, take a deep breath, sir, you are going to be ok.

CcBill affiliate: Hold on, someone is here, hold on, wait, wait, stay with me... oh, there, they are here... oh thank god... they are here... I just got a sign up

Operator: Ok, good, I will stay on the line until we know you are ok

CcBill Affiliate: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know what just happened.

Operator: Ok, don't worry, you are going to be ok.

PornDiscounts-R 05-08-2013 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19616695)
Transcript from a 911 Call:

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

CCbill Webmaster: My ratios, oh my god, my ratios, please, please, please, ohmyfuckinggod, help, you have to help me, my ratios are off! They're off! I don't know what is happening - please HELP ME!

Operator: Settle down sir, please, try and remain calm; we are here to help you but we will need some information first.

CcBill Webmaster: Ok, ok, I will try, I am trying, Oh fuck, please, I can't... I can't help it... I am freaking out please help me please help please!

Operator: You are going to be ok. Surfers are on their way and should be there shortly. You are going to be ok. Are you with me?

CcBill Webmaster: Yes. Ok. Yes, I am still here. Please help me I don't know what has happened - my ratios were fine a week ago but then, omyfucking god, then, I don't know what happened, they just dropped, I don't know what to do, they dropped, they dropped, oh god I think I am going to be sick...

Operator: Please, take a deep breath, sir, you are going to be ok.

CcBill affiliate: Hold on, someone is here, hold on, wait, wait, stay with me... oh, there, they are here... oh thank god... they are here... I just got a sign up

Operator: Ok, good, I will stay on the line until we know you are ok

CcBill Affiliate: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know what just happened.

Operator: Ok, don't worry, you are going to be ok.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

But on a serious note... MIchael ( OP ) does know a thing or two when it comes to this stuff. And for one, i like knowing a program owner that is looking very closely at the numbers and knows what is within the norm for his program.

Bladewire 05-08-2013 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 19616383)
My sales stopped around 48 hours ago and my form submission % today is 0.82% where it's usually 3-5% at least

Is this just for the scandalshows.com site you made another post about or is this for all of your sites?

SwirlsGirl 05-08-2013 01:19 PM

biskopp there are greener pasteurs for sure....I am talking 4 times as green simply by removal of sales barriers and approval declines...think I am shitting U...I wouldn't

Rebel D 05-08-2013 01:21 PM

i haven;t seen any in 2 days either. but not panicking yet

cybermike 05-08-2013 02:42 PM

What are these sales you speak of?

2013 05-08-2013 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19616695)
Transcript from a 911 Call:

Operator: 911, what is your emergency?

CCbill Webmaster: My ratios, oh my god, my ratios, please, please, please, ohmyfuckinggod, help, you have to help me, my ratios are off! They're off! I don't know what is happening - please HELP ME!

Operator: Settle down sir, please, try and remain calm; we are here to help you but we will need some information first.

CcBill Webmaster: Ok, ok, I will try, I am trying, Oh fuck, please, I can't... I can't help it... I am freaking out please help me please help please!

Operator: You are going to be ok. Surfers are on their way and should be there shortly. You are going to be ok. Are you with me?

CcBill Webmaster: Yes. Ok. Yes, I am still here. Please help me I don't know what has happened - my ratios were fine a week ago but then, omyfucking god, then, I don't know what happened, they just dropped, I don't know what to do, they dropped, they dropped, oh god I think I am going to be sick...

Operator: Please, take a deep breath, sir, you are going to be ok.

CcBill affiliate: Hold on, someone is here, hold on, wait, wait, stay with me... oh, there, they are here... oh thank god... they are here... I just got a sign up

Operator: Ok, good, I will stay on the line until we know you are ok

CcBill Affiliate: Thank you, thank you, thank you, you saved my life, I don't know what just happened.

Operator: Ok, don't worry, you are going to be ok.

Funniest thing i've read all month:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 05-08-2013 03:29 PM

Sales with all processers have been whacky the past couple weeks for me; HUGE gaps without sales (8-10 HOURS) which, given the consistency and amount of my traffic is virtually, well, not "impossible" but highly odd.

I've learned not to panic tho and judge things weekly, or even monthly. As long as sales 'average out' then it's all good. BUT I have seen a significant drop in overall averages the past week or so. As always, there can be many factors contributing to this but when I see others "noticing" patterns I do begin to wonder. LOL

Ah well, more work is usually the answer so back to it for me! :)

wehateporn 05-08-2013 03:31 PM

The Internet in Syria is down, I never realized how many sales they were sending, the CIA pay the rebels handsomely! :winkwink:

Bladewire 05-09-2013 10:57 AM

Any idea what happened?

biskoppen 05-09-2013 11:01 AM

Sales are all back to normal here now.. came back out of the blue, just the way they disappeared..

Far-L 05-09-2013 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 19618286)
Sales are all back to normal here now.. came back out of the blue, just the way they disappeared..

Paul Markham in his new position as Grand Vizier of Mysterious Join Trends and Incredible Web Phenomena came down from his position on Mt. Olympus, where he sits at Zeus's right hand and Ron C's left and proclaimed you worthy. The magic join wand was waved, back and forth in a vigorous manner, like a horse shooing flies from its ass with its tail, and your joins were restored to their original natural average conversion rate.

Make sure you keep up with protocols in the future and don't be tardy sacrificing your lamb and doing the Dance of CCbill Love if you don't want this to happen again in the future, mmmkay?

Bladewire 05-09-2013 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 19618286)
Sales are all back to normal here now.. came back out of the blue, just the way they disappeared..

Actually does coincide with the Syria net shutdown, or not? Don't know exactly when your sales picked back up.

biskoppen 05-10-2013 09:29 AM

Sales are 100% dead again today.. form submission is around 0.50% where normal would be 3.5-4.5%

I have no clue what's going on..

Far-L 05-10-2013 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 19618325)
Actually does coincide with the Syria net shutdown, or not? Don't know exactly when your sales picked back up.

Yeah, that Syrian traffic is Da-Bomb!

(get it, get it?)

Bladewire 05-10-2013 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 19619613)
Sales are dead again today.. ..



Same here

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Far-L 05-10-2013 11:41 AM

swimming with the fishes, see...
 
ok, I know I have been pretty sarcastic in this thread, but in the spirit of truly trying to help and not just poke fun, I recommend you look into "Poisson Distributions" as a means of understanding the statistical probabilities of "high" and "low" and even "no" sales days over a specific period.

Bladewire 05-10-2013 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19619779)
ok, I know I have been pretty sarcastic in this thread, but in the spirit of truly trying to help and not just poke fun, I recommend you look into "Poisson Distributions" as a means of understanding the statistical probabilities of "high" and "low" and even "no" sales days over a specific period.

I never knew there was a name for it, or the reasoning behind it, thanks for that! Learned something new today :)

Far-L 05-10-2013 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit (Post 19619783)
I never knew there was a name for it, or the reasoning behind it, thanks for that! Learned something new today :)

Google "Poisson Distribution" and you will find further explanations and calculators that you can use to predict trends statistically.

Glad I could help. A few months from now you too will want to heckle everyone that makes a "What happened to CCbill ratios" thread!:winkwink:

javbucks 05-12-2013 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19618303)
Paul Markham in his new position as Grand Vizier of Mysterious Join Trends and Incredible Web Phenomena came down from his position on Mt. Olympus, where he sits at Zeus's right hand and Ron C's left and proclaimed you worthy. The magic join wand was waved, back and forth in a vigorous manner, like a horse shooing flies from its ass with its tail, and your joins were restored to their original natural average conversion rate.

Make sure you keep up with protocols in the future and don't be tardy sacrificing your lamb and doing the Dance of CCbill Love if you don't want this to happen again in the future, mmmkay?

This thread :pimp:1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 05-12-2013 10:02 AM

SALES SUCK THIS WEEKEND!
Fucking Mother's Day LOSERS.

nikki99 05-12-2013 03:52 PM

I need money


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