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Damn, I'd like to get buried in this when I die.

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This could be your COFFIN! Yes, to the otherworld you go, in a lion. Or a coke bottle. Or perhaps in a naked women? You have options.... in Ghana.

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We didn't know that there was such a thing as "fantasy coffins," much less that there was a grandfather of the craft and that two US presidents have visited the Ghanaian master craftsman who holds the title! Paa Joe, has been hand-crafting coffins into anything from lions, airplanes, tanks, and even Coca-Cola bottles for almost 50 years. The intricate, month long intensive process produces a work of art that is then buried under the ground, never to be seen again. Since 2008 his business declined to the point that he had to move into a dusty roadside shack from his central Accra-based workshop. Paa is now the subject of a documentary, Paa Joe and the Lion.

"Encouraged by his mother to become a coffin maker, Ashong has been learning his craft ? a strong tradition in Ghana - since he was 16-years-old, taking his cue from his mentor and the founder of the craft, Kane Kwei. The fantasy coffin trade has been a strong tradition in the Ga community for several decades, linking back to pre-colonial West African sculpture but also recalling the pomp of Egyptian royal funerals." - The Independent (Read the full article here)

i thought it would be a picture of some juicy pussy

Fuck that.

My father died when I was a baby, and all I had left of him was a fucking crappy grave site in NJ over looking a polluted river. Pass. When I die, cremate me and spread my ashes just off the cost of Honolulu. That way at least she'll be at the beach when she goes to pay my respects.

What difference will it make.... You'll be dead ;)

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19616487)

Yep, my girlfriends dad pasted away a few years ago, and we spread his ashes off the 7 mile bridge in key west. That was one of his favorite fishing spots. :thumbsup

I wanna be creamted and put in a douche to go through 1 more time.

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19616487)

My father died when I was a baby, and all I had left of him was a fucking crappy grave site in NJ over looking a polluted river. Pass. When I die, cremate me and spread my ashes just off the cost of Honolulu. That way at least she'll be at the beach when she goes to pay my respects.

Couldn't agree more. Grave sites are awful places, wherever they are. With cremation at least you can feel the person is 'out there'. With graves, they're just rotting in a hole in the ground.

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Originally Posted by Jman (Post 19616524)

What difference will it make.... You'll be dead ;)

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19616541)

Couldn't agree more. Grave sites are awful places, wherever they are. With cremation at least you can feel the person is 'out there'. With graves, they're just rotting in a hole in the ground.

:thumbsup

It was a sad place. My father's grave was located a few blocks from my grand mother's house, and I got to visit it often on my own as a kid growing up. Fuck that. Spread my ashes someplace happy and be thankful.

Coffins, biggest waste of trees humankind has ever invented.

When I go I'm having a green burial. Or if the technology is there by the time I go they can shoot my remains out into space. Now that would be cool.

we dont die we multiply :evil-laug