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BareBacked 05-13-2013 02:47 PM

Will you wear short shorts this summer?
 
Summer is approaching and I have been working on my pool and beach wardrobe.
I generally wore a 20 inch shorts.

I am seeing a trend with 18 or even 16 inch.

What are your thoughts for this years pool season ?

The Heron 05-13-2013 03:23 PM

If you get fashion advice on gfy you are super special

2013 05-13-2013 03:28 PM

ask bryang

BareBacked 05-13-2013 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 19623194)
If you get fashion advice on gfy you are super special

Why is that?

dyna mo 05-13-2013 06:55 PM

i haven't switched my wardrobe to cabana wear yet! thanks for the kick in the sass! i'll do that this week,

i'm usually a few years ahead of the fashion curve so my board shorts from last season are still fashionable enough, they go past my knees after they get wet and droop, i wear em loose. i *might* take a peek at some new shades at the optometrist's manana, i have an appt.

Roald 05-13-2013 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 19623465)
Why is that?

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:2 cents:

dyna mo 05-13-2013 07:05 PM

although, i remember i was thinking last year that this year i will go retro and try and bring back birdwell beach britches.

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http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=17347171

Fat Panda 05-13-2013 07:07 PM

mens shorts should fall 3 in above the knee

beerptrol 05-13-2013 07:09 PM

Only after I use nair

slapass 05-13-2013 07:09 PM

Just go to the local mall and see what is on the mannequins. Takes two seconds to be in fashion.

L-Pink 05-13-2013 07:16 PM

Yes, I have a great ass!

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georgeyw 05-13-2013 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623477)
mens shorts should fall 3 in above the knee

If you are a hipster douche bag :2 cents:

dyna mo 05-13-2013 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19623487)
Yes, I have a great ass!

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you mean for when you have to go to the mall or somewhere like that? gotta throw something on? :winkwink:

Fat Panda 05-13-2013 07:41 PM

bottom line you're an absolute fucking loser if you wear shorts past the knee

CS-Jay 05-13-2013 07:42 PM

I'm thinking 16 inch shorts will help me handle the heat.

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Fat Panda 05-13-2013 07:45 PM

is that the poo guy?

harvey 05-13-2013 07:48 PM

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L-Pink 05-13-2013 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19623502)
you mean for when you have to go to the mall or somewhere like that? gotta throw something on? :winkwink:

Yea, I have to wear cargo pants when I go out. Short shorts don't have room for my H&K .45 and extra clips. :1orglaugh


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dyna mo 05-13-2013 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623518)
bottom line you're an absolute fucking loser if you wear shorts past the knee

what about if they are above the knee when lounging dry, then after some fun in the ocean/pool/etc. they sag past the knee? are you a winner then a loser for having fun in the water? the hair gets messed up too, going in, hmm...and my cologne washes off......hmm

dyna mo 05-13-2013 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19623532)
Yea, I have to wear cargo pants when I go out. Short shorts don't have room for my H&K .45 and extra clips. :1orglaugh


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:1orglaugh




for some reason i thought you had a holster!
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georgeyw 05-13-2013 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19623535)
what about if they are above the knee when lounging dry, then after some fun in the ocean/pool/etc. they sag past the knee? are you a winner then a loser for having fun in the water? the hair gets messed up too, going in, hmm...and my cologne washes off......hmm

The current crop of metrosexuals won't go in the water without their waterproof sunblock make up and a hair net to protect their blow dried hair.

dyna mo 05-13-2013 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 19623554)
The current crop of metrosexuals won't go in the water without their waterproof sunblock make up and a hair net to protect their blow dried hair.

:1orglaugh

some of those swim shorts are tight as shit too and no stretch, i was looking at some by theory, you can't swim around in those! and i dig theory, i've got some of their gear.

Chosen 05-13-2013 08:14 PM

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BareBacked 05-13-2013 08:26 PM

Def going to pick up a few pair of 16 inch this year..

Fat Panda 05-13-2013 08:28 PM

correct utilization of mens shorts

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Fat Panda 05-13-2013 08:29 PM

acceptable utilization of mens shorts

http://dz7abk7jlh1eg.cloudfront.net/...76_tall_01.jpg

Fat Panda 05-13-2013 08:31 PM

how losers wear mens shorts

http://www.designercloset.net/bmz_ca...ge.400x379.jpg

BareBacked 05-13-2013 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623575)

Awesome mate
Do you have one for trunks?

Fat Panda 05-13-2013 08:36 PM

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OneHungLo 05-13-2013 08:39 PM

http://i.imgur.com/sAAExPg.jpg

dyna mo 05-13-2013 10:15 PM

all of these shorts are for posing. summer shorts are supposed to have room- you know for fun, take off your shirt and play some pick-up volleyball, jump in the ocean, throw the fribee, not stand around stiff-kneed with a belt on and your shirt perfectly 1/2 way tucked in. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623575)

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623577)
acceptable utilization of mens shorts

http://dz7abk7jlh1eg.cloudfront.net/...76_tall_01.jpg

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623580)


Lykos 05-14-2013 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 19623563)

This is my thing for this summer:)

BareBacked 05-14-2013 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19623658)
all of these shorts are for posing. summer shorts are supposed to have room- you know for fun, take off your shirt and play some pick-up volleyball, jump in the ocean, throw the fribee, not stand around stiff-kneed with a belt on and your shirt perfectly 1/2 way tucked in. :1orglaugh

I generally prefer stretch trunks. Great for wearing snug and still being able to do a nice dive for the frisbee without fee of splitting my ass open

purecane 05-14-2013 11:07 AM

Just got a pair of billabong platinumX board shorts, breaking them in tomorrow at the summit.

O MARINA 05-14-2013 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623518)
bottom line you're an absolute fucking loser if you wear shorts past the knee

lolol :)

dyna mo 05-14-2013 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked (Post 19624036)
I generally prefer stretch trunks. Great for wearing snug and still being able to do a nice dive for the frisbee without fee of splitting my ass open

yes! i have worn those kind when i vaca outside the usa! :1orglaugh

PR_Glen 05-14-2013 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623518)
bottom line you're an absolute fucking loser if you wear shorts past the knee

as opposed to the people using a ruler measuring their shorts lines? hehe

I don't think men should be wearing tight fitting shorts in general as are all the ones that you posted. I'm with you on the capri's though.. hehe

dyna mo 05-14-2013 11:24 AM

a lot of clam diggers around la this summer, worn very snug ..

http://cdn100.iofferphoto.com/img3/i...-made-in-t.jpg

Fat Panda 05-14-2013 11:28 AM

clam diggers :1orglaugh

Choopa Phil 05-14-2013 11:29 AM

I have no idea how any of your guys legs can fit in these clothes. They look uncomfortable and make you look female.

dyna mo 05-14-2013 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19624494)
clam diggers :1orglaugh

you prefer manpri, no problem

a lot manpris in la this summer. :)

Choopa_Pardo 05-14-2013 11:44 AM

Wearing shorts right now. Do all spring summer, and into the fall. If it's above 60 I wear shorts .

OneHungLo 05-14-2013 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SAC (Post 19623575)

Unless you love the cock these are Waayyyyy too short.

dyna mo 05-14-2013 01:11 PM

needs some knee high socks too, something that won't clash with the pee yellow shorts.

or hell, maybe they should clash!

Choopa Phil 05-14-2013 01:19 PM

http://uncrate.com/p/2010/05/gap-original-shorts-xl.jpg

The middle one is how I personally wear shorts. Anything above the knee just doesnt feel right.

BareBacked 05-14-2013 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 19624489)
a lot of clam diggers around la this summer, worn very snug ..

http://cdn100.iofferphoto.com/img3/i...-made-in-t.jpg

hipster fashion has spread to mainstream for sho

BareBacked 05-14-2013 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choopa_Pardo (Post 19624521)
Wearing shorts right now. Do all spring summer, and into the fall. If it's above 60 I wear shorts .

how many inches ?

bronco67 05-14-2013 02:13 PM

If it ever actually gets warm outside I will. Jesus Christ this has been some weird weather on the east coast. It was another chilly day. At least chilly for this time of year.

Fat Panda 05-14-2013 02:16 PM

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Dankasaur 05-14-2013 02:22 PM

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