Dropping a Dookie just before your Mother-in-law decides to go pee... Priceless!
 

My bowels and her bladder have impeccable timing. Every time I blow up the toilet she needs to go pee. It is fucking awesome.

Next time, don't even flush.

She won't come round so often...

Next time take a shit in the toilet tank. When she goes to flush and the bowl starts filling with shit she won't know what to do.

YUMMY !

Let her go first, then when she's in mid flow, burst in and sit on her lap and do a 'Dirty Blurt'

Best of both worlds, and she wont ome around again !

You came to mind while I heard her telling her daughter she needed to pee before they left. So I did a quick wipe and bounced so she wouldn't use the other restroom. Worked great. I could hear her muttering about the stink. Then she comes out and tells her daughter she needs to get some kind of air freshener...

Wow... This would work wonders. She is that kind of person that would seriously trip.

Upper Decker :thumbsup

the good old 'Upper Decker'