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EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 04:21 AM

Worst News Ever...
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22752998

Quote:

3 June 2013 Last updated at 10:13 Help
The Hollywood actor Michael Douglas has claimed that the throat cancer which nearly killed him was caused by giving oral sex.

HPV, or Human papilloma virus, is known to cause cervical cancer but is now thought to be increasingly responsible for mouth and throat cancers and the incidence of them appear to be on the rise.

Dr Kat Arney, of Cancer Research UK, told the Today programme's Sarah Montague that while there "is always a risk" when people perform sexual acts with new partners, "we wouldn't want to scare people off from enjoying themselves".
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Markul 06-03-2013 04:22 AM

lol what?? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 06-03-2013 04:40 AM

I'm fucked.

DWB 06-03-2013 04:42 AM

Hmmmm. Can't even suck a cock anymore these days.

CurrentlySober 06-03-2013 05:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19652426)
Hmmmm. Can't even suck a cock anymore these days.

me neither... i can no longer a4d 2... :(

eipstudios 06-03-2013 05:03 AM

Anal and Penile cancer. WTF!!!! 8 out of 10 people have HPV. Can't eat pussy anymore!!!

AllAboutCams 06-03-2013 05:06 AM

Who cares people still be eating pussy like a fresh slice of pizza

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lezinterracial 06-03-2013 05:23 AM

Thank you Michael Douglas for giving us that mental image of you going down.

pornmasta 06-03-2013 05:24 AM

It's called the Paul Markham syndrome.


EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 19652466)
it's called the paul markham syndrome.

ouch.....

eipstudios 06-03-2013 05:30 AM

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EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 05:34 AM

Quote:

Option C >>
For a permanently attached penis no testicles keeping the vagina intact the cost is $1,000.
It gets worse and worse - Its a fucking nightmare.....

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EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eipstudios (Post 19652480)
Safe Sex??

Fuck off you spamming twat.....

eipstudios 06-03-2013 05:39 AM

Don't read if you don't like it you twat....

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eipstudios 06-03-2013 05:41 AM

Sorry I feel sooo gay saying twat. Go fuck yourself you cock sucking asshole!! ahhh much better.

EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eipstudios (Post 19652492)
Sorry I feel sooo gay saying twat. Go fuck yourself you cock sucking asshole!! ahhh much better.

Ironic considering the thread subject - Can you give yourself ass cancer?

eipstudios 06-03-2013 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19652499)
Ironic considering the thread subject - Can you give yourself ass cancer?

I just curious who gave you the right to tell anybody what to post.
Why do you find the need to read my post and make demands in a forum called Fucking Around. Who are you? Now please be Quiet.

elmy 06-03-2013 06:06 AM

what the fuck ?

seeandsee 06-03-2013 06:09 AM

it's all our life

EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eipstudios (Post 19652506)
I just curious who gave you the right to tell anybody what to post.
Why do you find the need to read my post and make demands in a forum called Fucking Around. Who are you? Now please be Quiet.

You spammed the thread - I can say anything I want - Cunt, Twat, Ass Wipe, Knob Head, Your Mum Gave Me Herpes Via Your Dad.....

You see - I can say anything and you are still spamming the thread and you are the cunt...

Comprendo?

AllAboutCams 06-03-2013 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 19652522)
Your Mum Gave Me Herpes Via Your Dad.....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fitzmulti 06-03-2013 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19652457)

Joe Jackson rules!
Oh, yeah...too bad, Michael Douglas...

lock 06-03-2013 06:25 AM

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eipstudios 06-03-2013 06:26 AM

Wow such a brave little boy. So you going to bring my dead mother into this? OK!

EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 19652529)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am particularly proud of that insult - It just came to me - :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eipstudios (Post 19652544)
Wow such a brave little boy. So you going to bring my dead mother into this? OK!

She died of herpes?

eipstudios 06-03-2013 06:50 AM

No she died of cancer. OK before I do something I will regret. I am going to apologize. I didn't know this was your thread. I hope to meet you one day so you can apologize about talking about my mom. I won't come to any of your threads again. Please also do the same.

EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eipstudios (Post 19652593)
No she died of cancer. OK before I do something I will regret. I am going to apologize. I didn't know this was your thread. I hope to meet you one day so you can apologize about talking about my mom. I won't come to any of your threads again. Please also do the same.

Its not 'my' thread - GFY is a pretty tight community and its not cool to randomly post your shit - I saw your site and it is pretty cool - Some nice girls - I apologize for talking about your mum...

/end

Rochard 06-03-2013 07:03 AM

Another reason not to eat pussy.

EddyTheDog 06-03-2013 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 19652614)
Another reason not to eat pussy.

Like I needed another one...


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