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EddyTheDog 06-09-2013 09:29 AM

What You Gonna Have Played At Your Funeral?....
 
Told you I was bored - I think 'My Way' - Corny but true...

'I Am What I am' is too obvious.....

'Small Town Boy' would be cool as well - Its my sad song, so it would work...

helterskelter808 06-09-2013 09:33 AM

Is that a threat?

Pink Misfit 06-09-2013 09:41 AM

You need a new hobby!

Dankasaur 06-09-2013 09:54 AM

I always said that if I die after my mom, I'm gonna have Ozzy Osbourne "Mama I'm Coming Home" played at my funeral. If I die before her? Well, no idea.

EddyTheDog 06-09-2013 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 19661892)
Is that a threat?

lol - It could be.....

Nah, not really, you seemed to have mellowed recently:winkwink:...

Failed 06-09-2013 10:01 AM

The last viewing I attended was for a friend of mine. There were some nice words said, and the typical, "sorry for your loss," statements given to the family. Then, everyone gathered outside and started bullshitting as if it was a high school reunion. People were laughing, making plans to get together, and it all just seemed disrespectful. Maybe it's just human nature, or unique to that viewing, but it made me think about what I wanted to do upon death and that a viewing/funeral certainly wasn't it.

What I'd truly like to do, if the circumstances allowed, is wander off into the woods, sit down and lean my back against a tree, and pass on. Let the animals and insects nourish themselves on my body so that I can provide life in my death. It makes me believe I'll remain apart of this world.

Being locked in an air tight casket and providing nothing but a place for people to come and mourn doesn't sound appealing to me.

*Edit* I'll have the sounds of nature played at my funeral :)

EddyTheDog 06-09-2013 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dankasaur (Post 19661929)
I always said that if I die after my mom, I'm gonna have Ozzy Osbourne "Mama I'm Coming Home" played at my funeral. If I die before her? Well, no idea.

That's nice - I could make some cracks about my mum - But lets not spoil it...

EddyTheDog 06-09-2013 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Failed (Post 19661942)
The last viewing I attended was for a friend of mine. There were some nice words said, and the typical, "sorry for your loss," statements given to the family. Then, everyone gathered outside and started bullshitting as if it was a high school reunion. People were laughing, making plans to get together, and it all just seemed disrespectful. Maybe it's just human nature, or unique to that viewing, but it made me think about what I wanted to do upon death and that a viewing/funeral certainly wasn't it.

What I'd truly like to do, if the circumstances allowed, is wander off into the woods, sit down and lean my back against a tree, and pass on. Let the animals and insects nourish themselves on my body so that I can provide life in my death. It makes me believe I'll remain apart of this world.

Being locked in an air tight casket and providing nothing but a place for people to come and mourn doesn't sound appealing to me.

*Edit* I'll have the sounds of nature played at my funeral :)

Sounds like a plan to me.....

SilentKnight 06-09-2013 10:11 AM

Go epic...or go home.


EddyTheDog 06-09-2013 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19661962)
Go epic...or go home.


That's a good one - I always cry when I hear it though.....

globofun 06-09-2013 10:19 AM


newB 06-09-2013 11:05 AM

Alice in Chains
first


followed by

Rochard 06-09-2013 11:10 AM

No music.

My father died when I was a baby, and his grave was a horrible place for me. It was local to my grandmother's house and I spent my summers there; I would walk there with my boom box and spend hours trying to figure out life while looking at his grave.

Pass. I've instructed my wife that I want to be cremated and buried at sea off of Waikiki Beach....

Like this: http://www.waikikibeachservices.com/burial-at-sea/

Harmon 06-09-2013 11:26 AM

Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash. :2 cents:

mikesinner 06-09-2013 11:31 AM

Probably some Salsa music.

Harmon 06-09-2013 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 19662071)
Probably some Salsa music.

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-09-2013 11:40 AM

Elton John's "Funeral for a Friend" is pretty epic:



Perhaps a simple slideshow/video of my so-called life, with Vivaldi's Albinoni Adagio in G minor might be nice, and would reflect my melancholic feelings about life:



I probably will only be at my funeral in body only, so it prolly won't matter much to me... :2 cents:

:stoned

ADG

All1 06-09-2013 01:41 PM


idolbucks 06-10-2013 11:41 AM

Something by Daft Punk.
I want those who loved me to celebrate my life.
There will also be good food.

_Richard_ 06-10-2013 11:44 AM


Manfap 06-10-2013 12:02 PM

My Nan always used to listen to an italian sort of like marching band old tape that she had, so we played that at her funeral.

The Italian side of the family looked up in horror as the Italian Fascist anthem was played as her coffin was carried in..

She wasnt a fascist, she moved to London when she was 5 and could remember the tune.

CaptainHowdy 06-10-2013 12:05 PM


baddog 06-10-2013 12:07 PM

I want Wild Horses played; preferably by a mariachi band. Yes, I am serious. Been looking for one that can play it.

baddog 06-10-2013 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19662061)
Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash. :2 cents:

Mine will be a party; with my ashes given to a few people to take with and spread around.

Choopa_Pardo 06-10-2013 12:21 PM

Here Come the Warm Jets by Brian Eno





and Koyaanisqatsi by Philip Glass


fitzmulti 06-10-2013 12:22 PM

Water Polo

Spunky 06-10-2013 12:26 PM

It won't matter cause I'm dead and won't be able to hear it

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-10-2013 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19663518)

I want Wild Horses played; preferably by a mariachi band. Yes, I am serious. Been looking for one that can play it.

I'll keep my ears open... :)





Not feeling it...hope there's gonna be a lot of tequila (and that it will be a long time until you arrive at your final destination). :drinkup

:stoned

ADG

baddog 06-10-2013 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19663567)
I'll keep my ears open... :)





Not feeling it...hope there's gonna be a lot of tequila (and that it will be a long time until you arrive at your final destination). :drinkup

:stoned

ADG

Agreed, those guys were not what I am looking for either. And hopefully it will not be too long.

Bladewire 06-10-2013 12:47 PM



The lyrics really put life in perspective




















Scott McD 06-10-2013 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19662061)
Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash. :2 cents:

That's my view for when i'm gone aswell. I don't want any fuss or expense at all.

I'm gone. So long. Bye bye. Move on.

L-Pink 06-10-2013 12:55 PM

When I go my ashes get spread, along with my dogs, on a favorite small lake and my will provides the executor money for a blow-out at a local bar. I want people laughing, telling stories, going home with good not sad memories.

As far as songs, old rock with "Man in the box" played at least 2-3 times.

Seriously ??..


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escorpio 06-10-2013 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 19662061)
Fuck funerals. I'm dead. They are a gigantic waste of money. I'm not selfish like that.

When I'm dead? Do whatever you want with me as long as it's cost effective. I'm cool with you literally throwing me into the trash. :2 cents:

Agreed. I hate funerals so I have requested not to have one. Cremate me and spread me in the desert or the mountains, depending if I'm in WA or AZ when it happens.

media 06-10-2013 02:07 PM

Would probably be Simple Man by Lynyrd Skynyrd


Dead 06-10-2013 02:33 PM


And a party following the ashes to the coast! My wife and family will know what to do and with very unspecific guides. Psychedelics will be involved ;)

beerptrol 06-10-2013 02:38 PM

Don't care as long as it's a big ass party with people drinking and having fun celebrating my life

The Heron 06-10-2013 11:06 PM

This one's a fun song for a funeral
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxL4RClIaEU


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