ever have an idea to make your own novelty item?
 

Saw where the guy that made the Bubba teeth made millions.

I wanted to make soap that looked like poop, Did an ebay search and found multiple variations of poop soap. I was thinking of a brand of pants that made it look like you crapped yourself. I don't think that would work.

Ever have an idea to make your own novelty item?

Yes.

Joke condoms.

In essence, real condoms but with holes poked through them with pins.

I figure itd be a great seller with women wanting to trap their guys for life or chicks wanting to screw guys over with child support.

You are strange...........

Wallets made of foreskin, when you stroke them they turn into gym bags.

LOL

You could probably hit up some of the Rabbis in NY to get the foreskins after they've finished sucking the babies off too!

condoms with icy hot in them :1orglaugh

That's what the Trojan Fire n Ice feel like.. I don't recommend them...

Maybe one's with itching powder on the outside for revenge sex?

Just use hot sauce... Its cheaper and burns like fuck... Did that with an ex of mine by mistake once.

We were grilling and we wanted hot wings, ended up forgetting id used hot sauce earlier that evening and started to finger her... Needless to say we didn't have sex for a few weeks after that :/

I persuaded one of my younger cousins to beat off with icy hot, we were out camping and it was apparent he believed everything my buddy and I were telling him.

About 15 minutes after we all got into our tents the tears started LOL

We still tell the story in front of his girlfriends whenever they come over for family events :1orglaugh

some ghost pepper sauce would work!

I wanted to make a little aluminum keychain called Lil Pokey (and make a Big Pokey too) to pack down your joints...

That is a big demographic.

Just mace your junk, or get bottles of pepper spray in bulk and make a bunch of labels with one of those spray snake oil products that makes a tighter pussy, then sell on EBAY or slip one in your ex's purse or something..