This girl at Starbucks Gave Me A Black Eye Today :(
 

I was in line at Starbucks when I noticed this really hot looking chick in front of me. I knew Mutt had once met a girl in a similar situation and turned her into a solo model for a website. So I built up enough courage to try and do the same. Bad mistake on my part.

I tapped her on the shoulder and she seemed friendly enough...but after I showed her a couple samples on my tablet, she said something to the effect "Fuck you I'm a featherwood" and proceeded to punch me in the face! Her hit did not connect 100% but she did do some damage :(

would have thought she'd be more open to it

maybe it was the inter-racial b/g images that set her off

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that would do it yes.

are you joking or is this all dead serious?

either way it's fucking hilarious

cool story

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Cool story bro!!!

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wtf ????

http://i4.ytimg.com/vi/e9uwkwauakI/0.jpg

Google: featherwood . . . . then you'll understand

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that bitch :)

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props for building up the courage in the first place!

we placed newspaper ads though - no black eyes recieved!

nice try :P

you should of had her charged with assault.

Keep tryin' you'll succeed eventually. :thumbsup

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i've never seen a hot featherwood so this is all prolly a good thing for porn.

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But...did you spill your coffee? That's the real question.
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