I am loose my job today at cucumber factory...
 

I am work hard there for 8 years, and today i am fire this is shiit man i dont know how to deal. It all start when boss bring in his daughter who is 16 years of age, she is wear clothes of street walker and all men in factory looks at her as she walks and she is seem to like it.

Well during lunch break i come up to her and say "I look at u a lot today can we have date i am experience in ovaries pleasure to women." she start to freak out and say "i am not like this but do u want to be friend?" So i say i am 28 years i do not friend woman i am alpha i put my sasika in woman no offend to u. She say ok i look at her ovarie area to mental picture and walk out.

So like 20 minute later boss come to me and he is angry he say to me how dare i hit on his only son, i say wow wow he is not son he is daughter of u! And he say "that is my son he had operation he is now transsvestita woman he cannot have baby but i is accept because america great country and they say is fine in california and i am now like this" I am say sorry i am not homosepian please forgive me but he then say to me i am fire and go home u are not make cucumber anymore. So now i am go home with no job how am i to support my family and expensive tranny habit, i am cry right now a little and spit on mirror fuk man.

Ttl:dr Sawwrryyy...

wtf?
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cool story man

feel sorry for you , next time ask first :)

i liked your Achmed character better but I think we all agree that you had taken the character as far as it could go long ago. This character is soooooooooo different than Achmed that I can see nothing but months of hilarity coming our way.

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why u sput on murror man?

great story!

Tranny habits tend to be expensive...

Maybe you are loose because you were smuggling out cucumbers via your ass. Hence you were fired for stealing!

lol wtf :1orglaugh

Fair assumption this is where Frank went?

Seems like a missed opportunity for a good cucumber joke.. :(

Now you're really in a pickle.

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fucker, i came in here ready to drop that.


ms***llnt thread.

Too late, would'nt be kosher now :Graucho

horrible.. I feel sorry that you have lost job, but an interesting read. Next time, ask first abt the gender, lol

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they have cucumber factory here in usa? i didn't know there was factory dedicated just to cucumbers. that's why i like gfy though, i can learn something important daily.

dammit! :1orglaugh

Cucumber
 

That is where you went wrong. Next time don't ask just go like this
http://25.media.tumblr.com/51e881bf5...tcz3o1_400.gif