Finding a programmer to work weekends is fucking impossible
 

Why is it so god damn difficult to find a WP programmer to do some work in the weekends. Come on people were in the middle of a world wide crisis here. Lets hustle.

What world wide crisis?

you didn't know?

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Apparently it has something to do with Wordpress...

Because some of us have family and friends who like to not work on the weekends?

I don't work on the weekends... Want me to? My rates double.

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strange , mine only works on weekends. coz he has full time job some other place.

I know WP and am always around. [email protected]

Bullshit, were just too busy drinking.

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Between yard work sessions that is.

:Oh crap

I get to go do arts and crafts today to help my friend get ready for his wedding next week because the future Mrs. is out of commission with a serious hangover today. :Oh crap

It's fucking Wordpress man.....find the plugin you need, download it, install it, edit settings.....enable it......time spent, money saved.......you're welcome.

i have no problem getting my guys to work on the weekends when needed

I just finished cutting the front yard, back from liquor store, 4 minutes posing grunting and
doing hip hop beats looking at my sweaty chest in the mirror, made drink and now reply to thread.

Sorry to hear about the arts and crafts.

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I lucked out, he just called and said they forgot they had to meet with the priest in a half hour we may do it tomorrow.

So now I'm waiting for my nephews to get out of the shower and we're gonna go do some stuff.

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My girl is billed out at $90 an hour. If you are making that kind of money why the fuck would you work on the weekend?

That said, I'm sitting in a church running three cameras and posting on GFY while working someone's wedding.

A long fucking boring Catholic one at that.

years I have made over 6 figures I worked weekends

you have 4 products on your site and not one of them is ready

And your point being...?

Gonna take a stab in the dark here and say ... maybe because its the weekend?

If you're doing things right you shouldn't have to work on the weekend unless you want to.

Virtually everyone I come across in this business drags their feet on stuff then finally comes out of their coma and want what they want pronto, rush rush, hurry hurry, like yesterday, what is taking everyone so long.

Hire Mike, he is cute and a lot of fun.

We had a client that we would have loved to have done his job for today but we actually had to refuse him because his requirements were unrealistic.

He wanted a fully customized Groupon type site for a specific industry, developing, testing, designing and launching in 7 days.

Theres physically no way a custom program be tested properly in just 7 days and this type of program would take a minimum of 30 days to get to the stage where we could even start the site build out.

It seems when it comes to website design and development, people do have unrealistic expectations and further, they constantly think that *they* are your only client so we can just drop everything and pander to them.

No wonder people get scammed by design and programming companies all the time, anyone who is desperate enough will hire the first guy off Craigslist they find and send them ridiculous amounts of money for the promise they'll complete the work 'tomorrow'.

There's a guy local to us in Jacksonville who charges $99 for a website, we're loving him right now because every week for the past 3 months while he has been advertising on Craigslist, we've picked up a new client that has used his service and hated what he delivered them in less than 24 hours. I for one hope he keeps advertising for many years to come :1orglaugh

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