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06-25-2013 08:03 AM |
Christians are hilarious
Got this support ticket in this morning:
Hello,
Last night or this morning, my debit card was used to purchase services via your web site: ********.com I ask that these charges be dropped, for they are fraudulent. I do not know who, what, or how the charges incurred (clearly "I obtained membership"). I have been investigating this situation for four hours now (as suggested by my bank), and can see that two phony email addresses were set up as well as charges of $50 worth of raunchy and atrocious cam sites. Once, I was able to hack the phony emails, I had all the user information for the aforementioned cam sites. Clearly, this is some sick joke targetted at me and/or my lifestyle as a Christian and it's very worrisome!
I believe your charge was only for $9.95USD, if I am remembering the email correctly. Please, drop the charges as necessary, or if possible, and then, promptly terminate this account. Good day, and thank you.
My response:
While your elaborate conspiracy allegation is hilarious and your self flattering yet incriminating claim of being able to hack emails is entertaining, the evidence shows that the signup came from the same IP address as the support ticket, meaning whoever is playing a sick joke on you is sitting behind your keyboard, and if you go look in the mirror you will probably see him.
Don't worry, Jesus will forgive you as he does all his children, porn sites would all be broke if it weren't for good Christians and their credit cards.
Thank you for your business, and thanks for the chuckle. I am disabling billing on your account so you wont be billed again.
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