Sex Quotes to Get You in the Mood
 

"Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing." - Charles Bukowski

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don?t have a good partner, you?d better have a good hand." - Mae West

"Is sex dirty? Only when it?s being done right." - Woody Allen

"Software is like sex: it's better when it's free." - Linus Torvalds

"There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex." - Billy Joel

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." - Billy Crystal

"Sex is like money; only too much is enough." - John Updike

In the mood for what?

"Sex Quotes to Get Women in the Mood" - CaptainHowdy

Eatin ain't cheaten.

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”

Sex is like pizza. Even when its bad, it's still pretty good.