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Mutt 07-03-2013 01:48 PM

Funny how Israel gets blamed for everything .....
 
yet it's the only country in the Middle East that's not batshit insane.

why Jews wanted to go back there mystifies me, even in the wake of the Holocaust.

_Richard_ 07-03-2013 01:50 PM

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3471009.html

Palestinian Children Tortured, Used As Shields By Israel, UN Says

Quote:

GENEVA, June 20 (Reuters) - A United Nations human rights body accused Israeli forces on Thursday of mistreating Palestinian children, including by torturing those in custody and using others as human shields.

Palestinian children in the Gaza Strip and the West Bank, captured by Israel in the 1967 war, are routinely denied registration of their birth and access to health care, decent schools and clean water, the U.N. Committee on the Rights of the Child said.

"Palestinian children arrested by (Israeli) military and police are systematically subject to degrading treatment, and often to acts of torture, are interrogated in Hebrew, a language they did not understand, and sign confessions in Hebrew in order to be released," it said in a report.

Barefootsies 07-03-2013 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19701445)
Funny how Israel gets blamed for everything .....

Oh yeah, it's "funny"..... :disgust

Quote:

* 1954 - Egypt cracks Israeli Military Intelligence cell of Egyptian Jews who firebombed sites frequented by Westerners to embarrass Cairo and stop it nationalizing the Suez Canal. Two are hanged, one commits suicide and six others are jailed. Israeli Defense Minister Pinhas Lavon quits, though denies authorizing plot.

* 1963 - Swiss police arrest an Israeli and an Austrian after a German scientist's daughter accuses them of threatening her -- part of a Mossad intimidation campaign against Germans suspected of helping an Egyptian missile program. Mossad chief Issar Harel resigns. Detainees are freed after a few months.

* 1967 - Two suspected Mossad officers arrested in Germany while breaking into a home believed to belong to a former official of the Nazi Gestapo. They are released as a goodwill gesture to Israel after the 1967 Middle East war.

* 1973 - Mossad assassins shoot dead a Moroccan-born waiter in Norway, mistaking him for one of the Palestinian masterminds of an attack on the 1972 Munich Olympics in which 11 Israeli athletes died. Five Mossad officers are tried, but eventually released. Israel offers compensation to the waiter's family.

* 1985 - U.S. Navy analyst Jonathan Pollard is arrested for passing intelligence to Lakam, an Israeli agency specializing in scientific cooperation. Israel apologizes to the United States and dismantles Lakam. Pollard is sentenced to life in prison.

* 1987 - Britain protests to Israel about what London calls the misuse by "Israeli authorities" of forged British passports, and says it received assurances there would be no recurrence.

* 1991 - Four Israelis are arrested during an apparent attempt to bug the Iranian embassy in Cyprus. They are released for lack of evidence.

* 1997 - Two Mossad assassins are captured by Jordanian authorities after a failed attempt to kill Khaled Meshaal, a leader of the Islamic militant group Hamas. They are sent home after Israel frees jailed Hamas founder Ahmed Yassin.

* 1998 - A group of Israelis is discovered trying to tap the phones of a suspected Lebanese Hezbollah militant in Switzerland. In a closed-door trial, one Israeli, described in the media as a Mossad officer, is fined and given a suspended jail sentence. His three accomplices are released.

- In Cyprus, two suspected Mossad officers are arrested and charged with spying on sensitive military installations. They are released after nine months in prison under a plea bargain.

* 2004 - Two Israelis are sentenced to six months in jail by an Auckland court after they admit trying to obtain a New Zealand passport fraudulently. Wellington suspects they are from the Mossad and suspends relations with Israel in protest. A year later, Israel apologizes to New Zealand, which restores ties.

* 2010 - UAE police say they issued international arrest warrants for suspects in the killing of Mabhouh, who include German, British, French and Irish passport-holders. Two Palestinians are also held by the UAE for suspected complicity.

brassmonkey 07-03-2013 01:58 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Mutt 07-03-2013 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 19701453)
Oh yeah, it's "funny"..... :disgust

60 years and what you posted adds up to a handful of nothing.

When you place yourself in the middle of lunatics you have to do what you gotta do to keep yourself safe from them.

Palestinians have been used and abused by their fellow Arabs far more than by the Israelis.

CDSmith 07-03-2013 02:29 PM

They're all batshit crazy in the middle east.

I'm convinced it's something in the water over there.

Grapesoda 07-03-2013 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19701447)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3471009.html

Palestinian Children Tortured, Used As Shields By Israel, UN Says

sound like something you would believe :2 cents:




Grapesoda 07-03-2013 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19701493)
They're all batshit crazy in the middle east.

I'm convinced it's something in the water over there.

the intelligence level is much too low to solve any issues... :2 cents:

_Richard_ 07-03-2013 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19701505)
sound like something you would believe :2 cents:




The IDF admittedly used Palestinians as human shields, a practice subsequently banned by Israel's High Court of Justice.[25] The Israeli Defense Ministry appealed this decision.[26]

http://www.haaretz.com/news/idf-to-a...ctice-1.171689

http://www.hrw.org/reports/2002/isra...ael0502-06.htm

belief, like revenge, is for children and the mentally retarded.

Barry-xlovecam 07-03-2013 03:13 PM

Go to Jerusalem yourself and find out -- it is the center of earth for the Jews.
http://www.mfa.gov.il/MFA_Graphics/M...usalem67-7.jpg

General Dyan 1967

_Richard_ 07-03-2013 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 19701551)
Go to Jerusalem yourself and find out -- it is the center of earth for the Jews.
http://www.mfa.gov.il/MFA_Graphics/M...usalem67-7.jpg

General Dyan 1967

and if you're 1/10000th of Jewish decent, you can get an all expenses paid(by the US taxpayer) trip!

ruff ruff.

Mutt 07-03-2013 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 19701551)
Go to Jerusalem yourself and find out -- it is the center of earth for the Jews.
http://www.mfa.gov.il/MFA_Graphics/M...usalem67-7.jpg

General Dyan 1967

speak for yourself - millions of Jews don't consider it the 'center of the earth'. without Hitler the Zionist movement would have remained very small.

Barry-xlovecam 07-03-2013 03:24 PM

Got your panties in a bunch.

Anti-semetic propoganda - checkmate, YOU LOST get over it.

Mutt 07-03-2013 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 19701567)
Got your panties in a bunch.

Anti-semetic propoganda - checkmate, YOU LOST get over it.

whaaaaaaaaat? lost what? anti-semitic propaganda?

_Richard_ 07-03-2013 03:29 PM

he's busy shooting the neighbourhood poodle

he'll be back to clear everything up when he's done.

Captain Kawaii 07-03-2013 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19701573)
he's busy shooting the neighbourhood poodle

he'll be back to clear everything up when he's done.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh - That would be funny if not so true. Naw, its pretty damn funny.

Captain Kawaii 07-03-2013 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19701445)
yet it's the only country in the Middle East that's not batshit insane.

The Ultra Orthodox would like to disagree with you after the spit on you and hurl rocks at you. Actuallu the women and children they victimize, IN Israel and Australia now as well. Speaking of which, anyone following the Orthodox pedophile rabbi scandal in Oz? I wonder if they meet with Catholic priests for file and memory sharing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=fxPfuzJzMeQ

directfiesta 07-03-2013 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19701473)
60 years and what you posted adds up to a handful of nothing.

When you place yourself in the middle of lunatics you have to do what you gotta do to keep yourself safe from them.

Palestinians have been used and abused by their fellow Arabs far more than by the Israelis.

Israel... the only country that elected 2 terrorists as prime ministers :2 cents:

O MARINA 07-03-2013 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19701556)
and if you're 1/10000th of Jewish decent, you can get an all expenses paid(by the US taxpayer) trip!

What do you mean?

_Richard_ 07-03-2013 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19701667)
What do you mean?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright_Israel

O MARINA 07-03-2013 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19701669)
and if you're 1/10000th of Jewish decent, you can get an all expenses paid(by the US taxpayer) trip!

ruff ruff.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthright_Israel

How is that Government US Tax payer trip exactly?


Funding[edit]

Through the end of 2011, more than $680 million has been raised, and the program had an operating budget of $660 million. More than half of the program's funding comes from philanthropists, including Charles Bronfman, Edgar Bronfman, Sr., Daniel Och, Marlene Post, Lynn Schusterman, Sheldon Adelson, and Michael Steinhardt. About one-quarter of funding comes from the Government of Israel, and about one-fifth is contributed by Jewish organizations and communities, such as North American Jewish Federations through the United Jewish Communities (UJC), Keren Hayesod, and the Jewish Agency for Israel; and many leading private philanthropists through the Birthright Israel Foundation, including Charles Bronfman, Michael Steinhardt, and Lynn Schusterman. The program also receives funding from the German government (through the Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany).[3]

In 2007 Miriam and Sheldon Adelson pledged $25 million to Birthright Israel to take applicants off waiting lists and to increase annual capacity from 25,000 to 37,000 in 2007 and 2008.[3] The Adelson Family Foundation has contributed over $100 million to Birthright Israel since 2007.[8]

According to the organization, Taglit-Birthright Israel has contributed more than 2 billion NIS to the Israeli economy

_Richard_ 07-03-2013 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19701677)
How is that Government US Tax payer trip exactly?


Funding[edit]

Through the end of 2011, more than $680 million has been raised, and the program had an operating budget of $660 million. More than half of the program's funding comes from philanthropists, including Charles Bronfman, Edgar Bronfman, Sr., Daniel Och, Marlene Post, Lynn Schusterman, Sheldon Adelson, and Michael Steinhardt. About one-quarter of funding comes from the Government of Israel, and about one-fifth is contributed by Jewish organizations and communities, such as North American Jewish Federations through the United Jewish Communities (UJC), Keren Hayesod, and the Jewish Agency for Israel; and many leading private philanthropists through the Birthright Israel Foundation, including Charles Bronfman, Michael Steinhardt, and Lynn Schusterman. The program also receives funding from the German government (through the Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany).[3]

In 2007 Miriam and Sheldon Adelson pledged $25 million to Birthright Israel to take applicants off waiting lists and to increase annual capacity from 25,000 to 37,000 in 2007 and 2008.[3] The Adelson Family Foundation has contributed over $100 million to Birthright Israel since 2007.[8]

According to the organization, Taglit-Birthright Israel has contributed more than 2 billion NIS to the Israeli economy

know who Sheldon Adelson is?

O MARINA 07-03-2013 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19701690)
know who Sheldon Adelson is?

The Venetian Las Vegas

_Richard_ 07-03-2013 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 19701698)
The Venetian Las Vegas

he's the 'sugar daddy' of the whole operation

so, the article you posted states 1/4 is funded by the government of israel, in reality it's 50-75%, and all those funds are from the.. ahh.. tribute? given by the US to Israel.

the rest is a bunch of 'philantropists', with this guy taking 'sugar daddy' status.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3381628.html

i could get into more detail, but with the constraints of time..

BFT3K 07-03-2013 05:03 PM

If the shoe fits...

Crazy Enough 07-04-2013 12:10 AM

I don't have anything against Israel, but I have to say that all I hear on the news here in Brazil related with Israel is about some kind of hate, revenge, war, etc. I've never heard anything peaceful and lovely coming from Israel.

I think that it's time to stop fighting and start enjoying life. What's the point of all that?

Oracle Porn 07-04-2013 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19701701)
in reality it's 50-75%, and all those funds are from the.. ahh.. tribute? given by the US to Israel.

you're so far away from reality it's almost unreachable for you. nevermind any reading comprehension.

Oracle Porn 07-04-2013 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Enough (Post 19702027)
I've never heard anything peaceful and lovely coming from Israel.

do you ever leave your house?
http://www.universoparalello.org/

David! 07-04-2013 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19701701)
he's the 'sugar daddy' of the whole operation

so, the article you posted states 1/4 is funded by the government of israel, in reality it's 50-75%, and all those funds are from the.. ahh.. tribute? given by the US to Israel.

the rest is a bunch of 'philantropists', with this guy taking 'sugar daddy' status.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_3381628.html

i could get into more detail, but with the constraints of time..

Do you even know what you are talking about? Get back to your sig whoring and let the adults talk.

David! 07-04-2013 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Enough (Post 19702027)
I don't have anything against Israel, but I have to say that all I hear on the news here in Brazil related with Israel is about some kind of hate, revenge, war, etc. I've never heard anything peaceful and lovely coming from Israel.

I think that it's time to stop fighting and start enjoying life. What's the point of all that?

They just forgot to tell you where the hate, revenge and death was coming from...

pimpmaster9000 07-04-2013 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19701445)
yet it's the only country in the Middle East that's not batshit insane.

why Jews wanted to go back there mystifies me, even in the wake of the Holocaust.

ah I see by your post that you have never been to israel :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

seeandsee 07-04-2013 07:42 AM

this thread make my head explode

Grapesoda 07-04-2013 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19701518)
The IDF admittedly used Palestinians as human shields, a practice subsequently banned by Israel's High Court of Justice.[25] The Israeli Defense Ministry appealed this decision.[26]

http://www.haaretz.com/news/idf-to-a...ctice-1.171689

http://www.hrw.org/reports/2002/isra...ael0502-06.htm

belief, like revenge, is for children and the mentally retarded.

so it's okay to step onto a bus with a bomb strapped to your ass? and if anyone objects it's their fault? I do believe I do post above the low IQ prevalent in the Mideast :2 cents:

gfyworldnews 07-04-2013 07:50 AM

I am so fucking tired of hearing about the Jews.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-04-2013 07:57 AM

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:stoned

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_Richard_ 07-04-2013 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19702099)
you're so far away from reality it's almost unreachable for you. nevermind any reading comprehension.

in.. what way? you have anything relevant to say?

Quote:

Originally Posted by David! (Post 19702107)
Do you even know what you are talking about? Get back to your sig whoring and let the adults talk.

adults usually address people with relevant information

if you have something to say, im happy to hear it

Google Expert 07-04-2013 08:00 AM

Inst it strange that that one of the largest NSA spying operations is on Germany? Wouldn't have anything to do with the jews, would it?

_Richard_ 07-04-2013 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Getsu (Post 19702449)
Inst it strange that that one of the largest NSA spying operations is on Germany? Wouldn't have anything to do with the jews, would it?

id think it would have to do with Germany being the biggest economy, and the euro being used as a reserve currency

mineistaken 07-04-2013 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19701493)
They're all batshit crazy in the middle east.

I'm convinced it's something in the water over there.

Nope, its simply a muslim way.
Israel can't be not crazy when people like that surrounds you.

Best-In-BC 07-04-2013 08:10 AM

Really, your clueless.

baddog 07-04-2013 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 19702099)
you're so far away from reality it's almost unreachable for you. nevermind any reading comprehension.

Richard thinks that if you can read words you must be able to comprehend them.

_Richard_ 07-04-2013 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 19702489)
Richard thinks that if you can read words you must be able to comprehend them.

however, im the only one with links.

so chirp on.

Triple-A 07-04-2013 08:49 AM

fuck that... just fap to the IDF girls. I spent a year in the Middle East, mostly Israel... rest of the countries around it are still backward shitholes, sadly. Apart from Lebanon which I loved... great people and gorgeous girls like in Israel... though the gorgeous are wealthy and tend to live in the Beirut area... you'll find amazing girls in Israel anywhere - they are HAWT!

Jon 07-16-2013 04:43 PM

What a bunch of dumbfucks I see have gathered up here and decided to spooge each other in the eye with streams of bullshit...

Are any of you actually in Israel right this moment? No?! What a fucking shocker that you sit around claiming to be experts in areas that you have likely never even set foot on those lands nor do you have any religious or heritage ties to, except for maybe hating them for reasons you cannot explain anyway.

Richard, you're a fucking imbecile. We won't ever be doing business together.

Reason why? I'm Jewish. I'm half Israeli. I've lived in Israel. What you are trying to sell here is fucking stupid. I don't do business with fucking stupid people, unless of course you guys are willing to pay triple, then I'll totally do business with your company. Triple the cash, how can I say no to that. Proves at least that you are in fact, a dumbfuck indeed.

For the rest of you haters of my peoples and Israel, grow the fuck up. Nothing you say is going to change the goals of either of the countries involved.

In my opinion, a separate recognized Palestinian state would be a great idea, but only if its not controlled by Hezbollah or Hamas, or any other right wing militant group that raises its children to run around killing children and civilians in Israel. I don't think Israel needs to give up a huge chunk of land either, but most of the hardcore settlers are also hardcore batshit crazy too. Chuck in the hardcore Satmar Chasidic folk who hate Israel and its government, and every Jew that doesn't look like them, and give the Palestinians their section of land, and poof, we got peace, for now.

Will it ever happen? Probably not in my lifetime.

Do I want to win over any of your hearts and minds to fight for Israel? Absolutely not. Its irrelevant.

But I will say, from a business standpoint, there are a fuckload of Jews, even Israelis in this industry, and so long as you're willing to pay TRIPLE, they'll do business with you. But if you insult them and talk about how shitty they are or how Hitler was a necessary evil, don't be surprised if they rape you in fees, because you'll have deserved it.

Any other Israelis or Jews want to follow my lead, go right ahead... Make TRIPLE! (Is that Jewish enough for you fuckers?)

PS- Those of you whom are Nazi softies, and Americans, you're traitors. Just so you know.

K. I'm done.

candyflip 07-16-2013 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 19701473)
60 years and what you posted adds up to a handful of nothing.

When you place yourself in the middle of lunatics you have to do what you gotta do to keep yourself safe from them.

Palestinians have been used and abused by their fellow Arabs far more than by the Israelis.

The douchebag quite often talks about the evils of "the jew" as he puts it.

He's a scumbag, so I wouldn't expect anything less.

_Richard_ 07-16-2013 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon (Post 19720583)

Richard, you're a fucking imbecile. We won't ever be doing business together.

Reason why? I'm Jewish. I'm half Israeli. I've lived in Israel. What you are trying to sell here is fucking stupid. I don't do business with fucking stupid people, unless of course you guys are willing to pay triple, then I'll totally do business with your company. Triple the cash, how can I say no to that. Proves at least that you are in fact, a dumbfuck indeed.


:thumbsup no.

Have fun dealing with china :thumbsup

Captain Kawaii 07-16-2013 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 19720643)
:thumbsup no.

Have fun dealing with china :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

China Plus 1
http://news.yahoo.com/israeli-leader...200112628.html

Rochard 07-16-2013 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 19701453)
Oh yeah, it's "funny"..... :disgust

Sixty years and only 11 issues with the UN? How many has Russia, China, and the US have?

Not that I'm defending Israel or anything - they are clearly occupying land they shouldn't... With the possible exception of slavery, not other race has faced something like the holocaust. If something like that happened to Americans, we would be fanatical mother fuckers for the next 100 years too.

EonBlue 07-16-2013 09:23 PM



:helpme

Biggy 07-16-2013 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon (Post 19720583)
What a bunch of dumbfucks I see have gathered up here and decided to spooge each other in the eye with streams of bullshit...

Are any of you actually in Israel right this moment? No?! What a fucking shocker that you sit around claiming to be experts in areas that you have likely never even set foot on those lands nor do you have any religious or heritage ties to, except for maybe hating them for reasons you cannot explain anyway.

Richard, you're a fucking imbecile. We won't ever be doing business together.

Reason why? I'm Jewish. I'm half Israeli. I've lived in Israel. What you are trying to sell here is fucking stupid. I don't do business with fucking stupid people, unless of course you guys are willing to pay triple, then I'll totally do business with your company. Triple the cash, how can I say no to that. Proves at least that you are in fact, a dumbfuck indeed.

For the rest of you haters of my peoples and Israel, grow the fuck up. Nothing you say is going to change the goals of either of the countries involved.

In my opinion, a separate recognized Palestinian state would be a great idea, but only if its not controlled by Hezbollah or Hamas, or any other right wing militant group that raises its children to run around killing children and civilians in Israel. I don't think Israel needs to give up a huge chunk of land either, but most of the hardcore settlers are also hardcore batshit crazy too. Chuck in the hardcore Satmar Chasidic folk who hate Israel and its government, and every Jew that doesn't look like them, and give the Palestinians their section of land, and poof, we got peace, for now.

Will it ever happen? Probably not in my lifetime.

Do I want to win over any of your hearts and minds to fight for Israel? Absolutely not. Its irrelevant.

But I will say, from a business standpoint, there are a fuckload of Jews, even Israelis in this industry, and so long as you're willing to pay TRIPLE, they'll do business with you. But if you insult them and talk about how shitty they are or how Hitler was a necessary evil, don't be surprised if they rape you in fees, because you'll have deserved it.

Any other Israelis or Jews want to follow my lead, go right ahead... Make TRIPLE! (Is that Jewish enough for you fuckers?)

PS- Those of you whom are Nazi softies, and Americans, you're traitors. Just so you know.

K. I'm done.

Well played, sir.


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