Brits used to rule the world, now reduced to calling each other names on the internet
 

:Oh crap

The US used to be the number one country in so many things and now we type out snide remarks on the internet. Times change.

The US invented the Internet, collaboration between the government, academia and private companies.

now china have taken over

I think you'll find that we delighted in calling each other names even when we did rule the world.

England is bankrupt.

Its no cash.

Also it just wastes cash.

India has only % pay tax yet they are now part of the space thing.

We pay a fortune in tax and the roads are full of wholes.

it took a Brit to make it usable though :)

And we are stupid enough to gift them millions each year just so they can ring us up when we are on the loo to try and get us to put in a PPI claim.

The whole road or just the hole in the road? :thumbsup

China is our bitch. All we need to do is pass a new law saying "no imports from China" and they are finished.

Yep and now use it to watch cat videos and talk about what we did once. Your point was?

Wow, you have no clue.

what he said

somebody somewhere is working on the next big thing - until then pizza delivery by drones will have to do.

There's a chinese bloke somewhere named "Lochald" saying: "We just have to call on their debt and the US are finished" ....

Please don't do that.

Then they will have to find more new markets, and fuck (what few) of those economies are left, which may not really be fucked up already.
Then they and other bric countries will really rule the world :Oh crap

yes a Brit did create the World Wide Web and the first thing he did when he built the first website is call one of his colleagues a cunt and a wanker.

LOL, he probably did! :D

So? Remind me what language you speak again?

:1orglaugh That's what I was thinkin :thumbsup

And then we all woke up and lived happily ever after.

what does china have to do with this? :1orglaugh

besides, i don't think you realize how much the eu imports from china.

The old saying goes if you owe the bank $1000 that's your problem but if you owe the bank $10,000,000 then that's their problem.

Same shit on a different scale :warning

China is doing everything in it's buying power to get away from holding dollars. America isn't going to be repaying their debt period! and the rest of the world knows it!

:1orglaugh

Even if China is Usa bitch,Usa is Israel Bitch.

What rock you living under lol...they dont need the US anymore :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

all the british countries are starting to look like the territories they invaded.:2 cents:

Hahaha we are always calling each other names... I even call my wife names :)

I always cringe a little when you post, mainly because I think you are serious :Oh crap

the US replaced the UK armies

all the policies are the same.

:upsidedow

use to not used to.

We can call Americans names if you'd prefer.

Last time I checked....US didnt look like Vietnam or Iraq ;)

sorry - you're wrong :)

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I hate use and used.

We're the best at insulting people, global war champions, inventors of the best sports, birth place of the brightest enginers and inventors, the country that gives you your time zones, the country that spawned the fastest growing and number 1 spoken language on the planet, the country that run the greatest empire known to man.

Yet,

We used to have an Empire, run by an Emporer,
Then we had a kingdom, run by a king,
Now we have a country, run by a cunt.

The trouble with America, is that it's too easy for non-Americans to rule.

First Brits, now Jews. Seriously, you guys should declare independence or something.

It's all about history, the legacy you leave behind, how you are remembered, the impression you give to others. I think this sums up how the rest of the world views America's achievements for the past 50 years:

A US man has devoured 69 hot dogs, beating his own world record at an annual 4 July competition at Coney Island in New York.

Joey "Jaws" Chestnut ate the sausages with buns in 10 minutes, breaking his old record of 68 and winning the world title for the seventh year in a row.

In the women's contest, Sonya Thomas kept her title with nearly 37 sausages.

"I feel a little full," Mr Chestnut, 29, who weighs in at 210lb (95kg), joked after his victory. "I'm happy as heck. Things couldn't have gone much better."

The competition contest was broadcast live on sports channel ESPN, and featured much of the fanfare usually reserved for professional sporting events.

Yep. Guy is completely oblivious. Perfectly brainwashed.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


you keep your eye on america, ok?


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fucking ginger tosser!

Waltham Forest is the shithole you'd expect it to be too.

I would like to see them try that old chesnut in Southall, Hounslow or Slough!

Even the Muslims can't be bothered with Slough - It's one of those places that sounds like it is, 'Slough' - It's like 'Grimsby' or 'Greymouth' - Why fuck around, just call the place 'Shit Hole'...

you have obviously been there then :thumbsup

I had the misfortune of working there for a while - It was a THF hotel - It really is a dump - I just thought, I hope you don't live there and love the place or something like that...

tosser

forgot that one, i am compiling a list of insulting terms Brits call each other:

WANKER

TOSSER

PLONKER

CUNT

MUPPET

poofter is a good 1 too!

Twat

Mug

knob/dick/cock head

DamianJ

Nonse

Knob

The list is endless....

Yob?

.......

Nah I'm a roamer home is where i lay my hat so to speak.

you all forgot to mention "cunt" i love calling my fellow brits cunts!
d'oh just noticed eddy mentioned it (cunt that is)