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Mutt 07-07-2013 11:22 AM

Taking Orders for Your 'Last Meal' Now
 
It's customary for prisoners about to be executed to be given a special last meal where they can order anything they want. Reading Wikipedia the practice goes back centuries whereby giving a condemned man a last meal of his choice was a symbolic truce with the prisoner forgiving the judge, jury and executioner. A six year old might consider pizza and ice cream a fair deal for the electric chair but i doubt even the stupidest murderer would.

Except in Texas, where ONE asshole ruined it for all the other sociopaths to come and now there are no 'last meal' requests.:1orglaugh

"In September 2011, the state of Texas abolished all special last-meal requests after condemned prisoner Lawrence Russell Brewer requested a huge last meal and did not eat any of it, saying he was not hungry. His last-meal request was for two chicken-fried steaks with gravy and sliced onions; a triple-patty bacon cheeseburger; a cheese omelet with ground beef, tomatoes, onions, bell peppers, and jalapeņos; a bowl of fried okra with ketchup; one pound of barbecued meat with half a loaf of white bread; three fajitas; a meat-lover?s pizza (topped with pepperoni, ham, beef, bacon, and sausage); one pint of Blue Bell Ice Cream; a slab of peanut-butter fudge with crushed peanuts; and three root beers (normally non-alcoholic). The abolition followed a complaint by a Texas Senator, John Whitmire (Democrat, of Houston), who called the meal "inappropriate". The tradition of customized last meals is thought to have been established around 1924 in Texas. Since then, Texan death row inmates have been served the same meal as all other prisoners."

So what's your request for your last supper?

24/7 Blogging Crew 07-07-2013 11:45 AM

I like poo

Spunky 07-07-2013 11:48 AM

A huge plate of King Crab legs and a pound of melted butter

candyflip 07-07-2013 11:49 AM

This has been my Death Row final meal for at least 25 years.

http://whatscookingamerica.net/Foto4/GarbagePlate1.JPG

CurrentlySober 07-07-2013 11:50 AM

A McDonalds 'Happy Meal'... (With Toy)

onwebcam 07-07-2013 11:52 AM

http://www.breakingnews.sy/ckfinder/...80947110df.jpg

"If we don't get help, a no-fly zone, heavy weapons, we will do worse [than I did]. You've seen nothing yet."

The way things are going it will probably be this guys heart or one of his buddies. Not that I would ever even consider going to one of these dust bowls and fighting but it will likely end up here eventually.

Mutt 07-07-2013 11:52 AM

they allow you to order more than just one thing.

Spunky 07-07-2013 11:54 AM

Well then throw in a lobster tail with a medium rare fillet mignon and a Peroni to wash it down if I'm allowed more than one item

Babaganoosh 07-07-2013 12:22 PM

A full slab of BBQ ribs, fries and a Dr. Pepper.

Cherry pie for dessert.

Phoenix 07-07-2013 12:25 PM

Romulan ale...ill wait until they find it

Rochard 07-07-2013 12:39 PM

Pizza.

I already have my last will and etc done out. I want to be fucking cremated and spread out on Waikiki Beach in Hawaii. Done.

candyflip 07-07-2013 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 19706695)
Romulan ale...ill wait until they find it

My girl got one at a convention of some sorts. At least 10 years ago now.

Threw it out cleaning the garage fridge out a few weeks back.

http://theblacksheeponline.com/uploa...romulanale.gif


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