How do you politely ask a girl to shave her pussy?
 

I just started seeing this broad and she has quite the bush. I want to ask her to shave it, or at least clean it up, but I don't want to insult her. What would be a nice way to ask her to shave the bush? Should I just do it while she's sleeping?

Mary Mary quite contrary
Shave that pussy
Its too damn hairy

make it a sex game.

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Give her a gift certificate for waxing at a nice spa.

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tell her you want to be honest with her and not hide shit from her and that you would make you happy if she shaved her pussy and rode your face for an hour...

if she says no dump her

no need to thank me :)

Ill second this!

+1 :thumbsup

watch the movie Waiting with her and when that waitress shows her fur ball just comment how it looks like Don King and yell "only in america"

Yup, honesty is the best policy where pubes are concerned. Keep in mind some women are more comfortable somewhat au naturale - she may prefer to not go full wax - but I think at least a trim is a reasonable request.

Me, I like a bit of fur down there with some grooming... if she can't meet you halfway there, she probably won't in other ways down the road...

Haha, damn i remember the days when I had this kind of problem... Just fuck her the way she is dude, it's less likely that you'll get another chance... :))) i've met a virgin once withe a bush the size of Alaska...did my work for 3 or 4 times and went my way.... There's a saying: 2 things don't come back, the dead from the grave and the missed oportunity... I presume you're not dead...

Put her over your knee and spank her until she promises to shave her snatch at the top of her lungs.

Then if she refuses to do so, do it again and again until she figures it out. Or until you figure out she likes to be spanked. And if that's the case, marry her.

Go into the bathroom and start shaving your balls and make it a point you just shaved your balls.. she will follow suit.:2 cents:

Another thumbs up on that... :thumbsup

Take her to go swimming. She should clean it up some before hand to get into a swimsuit but this also could backfire if she does not. Could end up looking like:

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so the most popular advices so far is a serious sit-down honest convo about the new potential girlfriend's pussy hair being an issue with the new potential boyfriend.

place a weed eater and bush trimmer in the corner of the bedroom for her to see

If she doesn't get the hint, place a sign on the wall above your bed that says SAY No To Bush

"Honey, we need to talk....." :helpme

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Tell her that pussies that are not shaved are subjected to contract some kind of parasite.

fixed for you:

not needed.

the crazy part about it, is after she realizes she's dating a drama queen, she's gonna accept the invitation for the *since we're being honest, i've got a few issues with you as well* convo extender, always a great one, especially early in.


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Wait until she's asleep and lather up her snapper with Nair

Make her watch Edward Scissorhands again and again until she sees the light.

Just cum all over that hairy bush everytime you have sex, make sure you rub your cum in very well so its all matted. It will make her shave I tell you.

the only reason I have ever pumped and dumped is cause the beaver was not bald

heh, had this exact same issue no more than 3 weeks ago. If you text each other, and the texts get/are dirty (not sure if the dynamics are there or not for you), just drop some hints in the texts, or in some conversation - there's almost always an opening to drop hints as to the kind of stuff you like, the hard bit is doing it 'politely' as you say, rather than possibly upsetting her because she's hairy now.

After all, all women are fucking nuts to us (and vice-versa obviously), so you do have to tread a bit carefully unless you're a knuckle-dragging jerk off who thinks women are 'bitches' etc.

I wouldn't ask straight out for 2 reasons: 1. the possibility she'll take it the wrong way and even if she doesn't show it, be upset; 2. it's way too early to have 'grown ups' type conversations - right now it should be all about the fun/sex, light hearted convos not 'seriuz bidness' ones.

Then again wtf do I know, the bird I'm referring to of a few weeks back was a nut, and I had to unfriend/block her on fb, and ignore all texts '_'

ps to the above post of mine, it's probably easier to get your hint across if you aren't au naturel yourself

And that's how we can tell GFY has finally grown up, folks. That's it, we've lost our mojo.

tell her it wont smells so bad after she shaves it

<-- full of mu'fuckin mojo

Just tell her you like the pussy to look like that of a teenager

hi Elli, there's something i've been needing to chat with you about that's really bothering me.

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Tell her you prefer to floss in the bathroom.

Had a chick at a hotel once and she asked me to go down. Told her "shit, you better shave dat shit first" on our next weekly meeting shit was clean :thumbsup

YEP!!!:winkwink:

Every time she asks you a question, answer it with "OTAY PANKY" and when she asks what that's all about. Tell her that her cunt looks like she has Buckwheat in the head-scissors, so you figured she liked the Little Rascals a lot.

I just asked my new girl to grow a little bit. She's on a business trip this week and will be bringing me back a surprise.

I finally managed to get the baby momma to shave her ass after 8 years. No amount of asking politely worked there. The minute I moved out, the ass is shaved. :1orglaugh

I will trade you one shaved pussy for your unwanted hairy pussy and will even throw in a bleached asshole as a bonus.

When you are eating her pussy, sneeze on her and tell her a hair went up your nose

get some super glue/glue and apply on her pussy hair while shes asleep.
tadaaa

give her a picture of this guy

http://i.imgur.com/kAvEs.jpg

:thumbsup great one!

I always tell girls it would turn me on if they let me shave it for them. And when I am finished I eat it and fuck it hard.

I had the opposite problem with my current girlfriend, and she used to shave it completely bald.

Just be honest with her, I told her i liked some hair down there because i don't want to feel like im fucking a pre teen

to answer your question specifically-

pardon me, but could you be a dear and kindly shave your pussy please?

OK, problem is solved!!! :thumbsup

I was talking to her last night and we started to get frisky. I then went into a long conversation about how badly I wanted to suck on her pussy. I told her that I wanted to suck on it so long that her face would cave in. Then we jumped into the bathtub (and there just happened to be a well placed razor and cream right there :winkwink: )

We started making out in the tub, I reach for the cream and razor and just start hacking away. She didn't even put up a fight. She was really into the shaving and I told her I wanted it nice and clean when I went down town! She loved it!

Thanks for the advice (some great, some funny, some shitty). It is now bald and I'm a happy camper!

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SASCROTCH!

Congrats to the winners!

hehe I'm all ears ;)