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Lace 07-20-2013 08:29 AM

Not every webmaster is a fat ass (pic)
 
Starting to get back into shape. :winkwink:

http://i.imgur.com/pUlTBbN.jpg

TheSquealer 07-20-2013 08:33 AM

I don't think that stereotype generally applies to gay webmasters.

Lace 07-20-2013 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19725328)
I don't think that stereotype generally applies to gay webmasters.

http://i.imgur.com/fMzPT58.gif

ErectMedia 07-20-2013 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19725328)
I don't think that stereotype generally applies to gay webmasters.

:1orglaugh

I can't FAP to this :2 cents:

Creatine 07-20-2013 09:45 AM

http://imgboo.me/upload/small/2013/0...abfc5e93d5.jpg

Harmon 07-20-2013 09:51 AM

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...y_1941661c.jpg

Supz 07-20-2013 09:52 AM

gayest pic of gfy poster history

arock10 07-20-2013 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19725328)
I don't think that stereotype generally applies to gay webmasters.

Beat me to it. Come back to irc lace so I can see more pics

Robbie 07-20-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 19725323)
Starting to get back into shape. :winkwink:

Good work man. :thumbsup

seeandsee 07-20-2013 03:00 PM

juicy is so proud :)

L-Pink 07-20-2013 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19725328)
I don't think that stereotype generally applies to gay webmasters.

Oh shit :1orglaugh

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georgeyw 07-20-2013 04:05 PM

Lucky they aren't paying you by the pixel is all i'm saying.

adultchatpay 07-20-2013 05:18 PM

Reminds me of New Kids on the Block.

deltav 07-20-2013 05:28 PM

I'm just trying to understand the state of mind that leads one to taking a hella blurred selfie of themselves flexing whilst wearing a backwards baseball cap, then posting it to an adult webmaster forum. What kind of reaction are you going for?

PornDude 07-20-2013 05:48 PM

http://i.qkme.me/4muz.jpg

srockhard 07-20-2013 06:38 PM

I'll forward a spam message I got for a photo retouching service...you need to hit them up!

VikingMan 07-20-2013 06:47 PM

nice pic, what to skype? I will Paypal you $50 to watch you flex in your underwear.

L-Pink 07-20-2013 07:30 PM

At least there isn't a turd in a toilet behind him.

Robbie 07-20-2013 08:06 PM

Looks like the "fat ass webmasters" mentioned in the thread title are hating in here. :1orglaugh

deltav 07-20-2013 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19725771)
Looks like the "fat ass webmasters" mentioned in the thread title are hating in here. :1orglaugh

Right, cuz anyone amused by that pic must be fat...

Google Expert 07-20-2013 08:27 PM

do you even lift?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-20-2013 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace (Post 19725323)

Starting to get back into shape. :winkwink:

http://i.imgur.com/pUlTBbN.jpg

Close, but no Carrot Top... :upsidedow :winkwink:

http://www.consolegames.ro/forum/att...y-steroids.jpg

:stoned

ADG

lagcam 07-20-2013 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deltav (Post 19725780)
Right, cuz anyone amused by that pic must be fat...

I think he meant to upload it to facebook not gfy.

Rochard 07-20-2013 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 19725328)
I don't think that stereotype generally applies to gay webmasters.

Dayum.

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/funny.gif

srockhard 07-20-2013 10:38 PM

yur earing is pretty

baggg 07-20-2013 10:52 PM

http://i.imgur.com/c7I2gM1.jpg

PornDude 07-21-2013 02:41 AM

Man, I don't want to be offensive but what exactly was your point? Pretty much everybody who skinny and it's is visiting a gym for more than 3 months has body like you.

It's good that you are in shape but I am not really amazed :(

mamaliga 07-21-2013 04:53 AM

fuck you homo:winkwink:

Andreweb 07-21-2013 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Creatine (Post 19725382)

Markus Ruhl great german bodyduilder! :thumbsup

MaDalton 07-21-2013 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andreweb (Post 19725989)
Markus Ruhl great german bodyduilder! :thumbsup

there's nothing great about that mutant...

rowan 07-21-2013 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Creatine (Post 19725382)

Not sure if asleep, or head too heavy to support.

mineistaken 07-21-2013 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PikaPoka (Post 19725893)
Man, I don't want to be offensive but what exactly was your point? Pretty much everybody who skinny and it's is visiting a gym for more than 3 months has body like you.

It's good that you are in shape but I am not really amazed :(

He is not skinny, he is athletic. In US though people call everybody who is not fat - skinny. True story based on numerous experiences :)

PS: not sure if that was a joke or OP is known gay, but hat smile, for some reason I immediately though - a bit gay :) No offense, just fun moment :)

Lace 07-21-2013 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19726009)
He is not skinny, he is athletic. In US though people call everybody who is not fat - skinny. True story based on numerous experiences :)

PS: not sure if that was a joke or OP is known gay, but hat smile, for some reason I immediately though - a bit gay :) No offense, just fun moment :)

I received the exact reaction I had expected from the fools at GFY. :1orglaugh

And no, I'm far from gay. I'm married with a two year old girl, and another girl due end of October. :winkwink:

Lace 07-21-2013 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PikaPoka (Post 19725893)
Man, I don't want to be offensive but what exactly was your point? Pretty much everybody who skinny and it's is visiting a gym for more than 3 months has body like you.

It's good that you are in shape but I am not really amazed :(

On a side note, I sit around all day like most of you. Gym? Haven't been to one in ten years. :1orglaugh

Andreweb 07-21-2013 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19725996)
there's nothing great about that mutant...

Everything is great about him! He is one of the best bodybuilders in the world and he is on 3 place in europe in the history of bodybuilding after Arnold and Dorian Yates! I admire him a lot because I realy know how hard is to build that body maybe for the most of you he is just a freak but for an amateur bodybuilder like me he is just great!
Cheers! :winkwink:

PornDude 07-21-2013 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19726009)
He is not skinny, he is athletic. In US though people call everybody who is not fat - skinny. True story based on numerous experiences :)

PS: not sure if that was a joke or OP is known gay, but hat smile, for some reason I immediately though - a bit gay :) No offense, just fun moment :)

Well, it's not hard to figure that I meant he was skinny. But then again who am I to judge, I have 107kg/235lbs... of muscle :winkwink:

Maybe I should start a thread :1orglaugh

mineistaken 07-21-2013 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PikaPoka (Post 19726309)
Well, it's not hard to figure that I meant he was skinny. But then again who am I to judge, I have 107kg/235lbs... of muscle :winkwink:

Maybe I should start a thread :1orglaugh

Google images "skinny man" ..... OP is not skinny, op is average/athletic built.

PornDude 07-21-2013 02:24 PM

Are you fucking moron or what? I said that everybody who IS skinny will achieve these results after 3 months of gym. I am not saying HE is skinny.

He is more like a blurred Christiano Ronaldo taking self pics.

MaDalton 07-21-2013 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andreweb (Post 19726230)
Everything is great about him! He is one of the best bodybuilders in the world and he is on 3 place in europe in the history of bodybuilding after Arnold and Dorian Yates! I admire him a lot because I realy know how hard is to build that body maybe for the most of you he is just a freak but for an amateur bodybuilder like me he is just great!
Cheers! :winkwink:

i hope you don't believe that he achieved that just with hard work and rice with chicken breast...

mineistaken 07-21-2013 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PikaPoka (Post 19726320)
Are you fucking moron or what? I said that everybody who IS skinny will achieve these results after 3 months of gym.

Only if you take serious supplements. I know from my and friends' experience: if you are pretty skinny you won't reach almost ANY results in 3 months, if you do it 100% clean.

mineistaken 07-21-2013 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andreweb (Post 19726230)
Everything is great about him! He is one of the best bodybuilders in the world and he is on 3 place in europe in the history of bodybuilding after Arnold and Dorian Yates! I admire him a lot because I realy know how hard is to build that body maybe for the most of you he is just a freak but for an amateur bodybuilder like me he is just great!
Cheers! :winkwink:

Nobody argues that its hard to build like him, but also it does not change the fact that he is a freak mutant.

PornDude 07-21-2013 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19726323)
i hope you don't believe that he achieved that just with hard work and rice with chicken breast...

He probably did not. But he does most likely train 8 times weekly like a robot when you are typing useless messages like this.

MaDalton 07-21-2013 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PikaPoka (Post 19726342)
He probably did not. But he does most likely train 8 times weekly like a robot when you are typing useless messages like this.

training like a robot while injecting steroids to look like a blown up mutant...

nah, i rather stick to useless messages.

Robbie 07-21-2013 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19726345)
training like a robot while injecting steroids to look like a blown up mutant...

nah, i rather stick to useless messages.

It's a misconception that bodybuilders using steroids aren't working their asses off.
You could take every steroid he is taking and unless you followed his strict diet and workout regimen you would just get really, really fat.

Pro Bodybuilders make a lot of money off of endorsements by winning contests. It's a science for Mr. Olympia IFBB competitors.
All they do is eat, workout, and sleep (sleep is when your muscles actually rebuild and grow).

I used to read Muscle And Fitness a lot when I first started getting into shape. And the pro bodybuilders day is very, very strict. Steroids won't do anything except help them rebuild muscle faster so there is less "downtime" for the next workout.

A guy like that will mostly sleep and eat. They set alarm clocks and keep their pre-prepared chicken or fish and rice meals in their bedrooms. They get woke up every 2 hours to eat.

It takes a lot of protein and calories to achieve that kind of muscle mass...and it's a full time job for them.

Of course people just think it's as easy as taking steroids and lifting some weights. But it's much, much more than that. They have entire teams that are measuring meals, protein, calories, hours of sleep, water retention and of course almost daily blood draws to be tested for any liver or kidney damage.

There is a lot of money at stake in pro bodybuilding.

mineistaken 07-21-2013 03:08 PM

Robbie, you got it wrong. He was not saying that they did not work hard. He actually said/agreed that they are "working like robots".

Robbie 07-21-2013 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19726363)
Robbie, you got it wrong. He was not saying that they did not work hard. He actually said/agreed that they are "working like robots".

We all work like robots if you think about it.

I was just pointing out that steroids alone won't do anything and that bodybuilding (just like anything in life) takes 100% dedication to be at the top of the game.

Just like the porn biz or the car biz or anything you do in life.
Most people do everything half-ass and their station in life reflects that. But a handful of people really, really love what they do and LIVE it. Those are the ones who rise to the top in any profession. :)

Dankasaur 07-21-2013 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19726356)
It's a misconception that bodybuilders using steroids aren't working their asses off.
You could take every steroid he is taking and unless you followed his strict diet and workout regimen you would just get really, really fat.

Pro Bodybuilders make a lot of money off of endorsements by winning contests. It's a science for Mr. Olympia IFBB competitors.
All they do is eat, workout, and sleep (sleep is when your muscles actually rebuild and grow).

I used to read Muscle And Fitness a lot when I first started getting into shape. And the pro bodybuilders day is very, very strict. Steroids won't do anything except help them rebuild muscle faster so there is less "downtime" for the next workout.

A guy like that will mostly sleep and eat. They set alarm clocks and keep their pre-prepared chicken or fish and rice meals in their bedrooms. They get woke up every 2 hours to eat.

It takes a lot of protein and calories to achieve that kind of muscle mass...and it's a full time job for them.

Of course people just think it's as easy as taking steroids and lifting some weights. But it's much, much more than that. They have entire teams that are measuring meals, protein, calories, hours of sleep, water retention and of course almost daily blood draws to be tested for any liver or kidney damage.

There is a lot of money at stake in pro bodybuilding.

That's cool that they're dedicated to it and shit, but why someone would want to look like that is beyond me... Nothing wrong with being ripped and having some muscles, but looking like a freak? I'd rather be fat. :2 cents:

Also to the twink op, hey gurrrl

Robbie 07-21-2013 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dankasaur (Post 19726378)
That's cool that they're dedicated to it and shit, but why someone would want to look like that is beyond me... Nothing wrong with being ripped and having some muscles, but looking like a freak? I'd rather be fat. :2 cents:

To each his own I guess. People get obsessed with stuff. Like guys that can't stop getting tattoos or piercings.

Some people get obsessed with getting BIG. And the ones who have a good business mind can become millionaires from the endorsements that come to the very best in the world at doing it.

But rather be fat? No way. I'd rather be the guy who was the biggest and strongest man in the room and getting all the bodybuilder groupie pussy that comes with it.
Not sure if being lazy and fat scores many women. :1orglaugh

EDIT: But just to be clear...IF there are hot looking groupies for fat fucks, then I will stop going to the gym right fucking now and start eating like a pig. :1orglaugh

Robbie 07-21-2013 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dankasaur (Post 19726378)
Also to the twink op, hey gurrrl

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MaDalton 07-21-2013 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie (Post 19726356)
It's a misconception that bodybuilders using steroids aren't working their asses off.
You could take every steroid he is taking and unless you followed his strict diet and workout regimen you would just get really, really fat.

Pro Bodybuilders make a lot of money off of endorsements by winning contests. It's a science for Mr. Olympia IFBB competitors.
All they do is eat, workout, and sleep (sleep is when your muscles actually rebuild and grow).

I used to read Muscle And Fitness a lot when I first started getting into shape. And the pro bodybuilders day is very, very strict. Steroids won't do anything except help them rebuild muscle faster so there is less "downtime" for the next workout.

A guy like that will mostly sleep and eat. They set alarm clocks and keep their pre-prepared chicken or fish and rice meals in their bedrooms. They get woke up every 2 hours to eat.

It takes a lot of protein and calories to achieve that kind of muscle mass...and it's a full time job for them.

Of course people just think it's as easy as taking steroids and lifting some weights. But it's much, much more than that. They have entire teams that are measuring meals, protein, calories, hours of sleep, water retention and of course almost daily blood draws to be tested for any liver or kidney damage.

There is a lot of money at stake in pro bodybuilding.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 19726363)
Robbie, you got it wrong. He was not saying that they did not work hard. He actually said/agreed that they are "working like robots".

^this..

i have nothing against fitness/body building - i wish i had the discipline to work out more

i just think there's a point where it becomes painfully obvious that the human body is not made for some results you see - like the dude above or women that have beards and clits like small penises

one of our long time male actors went through it all - steroid abuse until it didnt look natural anymore, breakdown, almost died, lost 30 kilo of muscles, started over again - this time without drugs.

he looks decent now but those guys have only one topic they can talk about and no other hobbies and interests.

and when i see that they even take their tasteless rice and chicken to parties cause they won't eat regular food anymore and get panic attacks cause they get stuck somewhere and won't make it home in time for their scheduled meal then i know that for myself that is something i would never even remotely consider.

i rather stay chubby and enjoy my life


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