Have You Ever Had 'Crabs'?..
 

I was just thinking back to my youth - I got them all the time - I remember trying to drown them by laying in a scalding bath for hours.....

Hair Spray seemed to work best:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh...

I miss getting crabs.....

Nothing 2 pills a drink can't fix :)

Pills?..

You have never had crabs.....

Virgin:upsidedow...

:( :1orglaugh :helpme there is a shampoo to kill them

My favorite Graffiti was on a toilet wall in my local bar - "Do Not Squat Above The Seat, The Crabs In Here Can Jump Two Feet"...

Thankfully, never.

I was bought up in a small town with a small gay scene - I didn't hit London until I was 16 - It was so bad that if one guy went on holiday and came back with the little fuckers the local Boots would order emergency stocks of Malathion...

Never had crabs...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No. I'm still a virgin.

Caught it from my bros underwear. Itchy! Ty cruex!

Never had them.

Got them in the hospital.

Made the nurse shave me and add the crab killer then we had claws and a BJ.

That was you?..

When I was in high school. What a fucking fiasco that was. The whole family was pissed grossed out and disgusted. Hahaha

Had scabies a couple times,you can get them if a dog sleeps on the bed

Never had em. What's it like?

Itchy...

nope never me

"It's there to stay...It sucks all day"

Can you see them?

Yeah - They are like freckles that move...

Picked the nasty buggers up once at a whorehouse in Okinawa back when I was in the Navy...the Dispensary gave me a cream to apply from head to toe, and some anti-itching pills, and they were gone in no time. Still it wasn't fun. :Oh crap



:stoned

ADG

Creepy shit. Never had anything luckily.

:1orglaugh

The first 15 years of my active sex life were indulged mostly in the UK. Somehow, I managed. Again, thankfully.

at red lobster

I am keeping them ass pets :) for a few years now :D

They have almost died out since people are well groomed down there now.

Never had seaside snappers, nope...

thats really sick,! pubic lice uhh can you imagine going down on your partner with pubic lice

I've had blue crabs, does that count? :1orglaugh

"Aside from confirming that there is simply no story on which someone does not deem it vital to slap a celebrity angle, BAD announces that its annual conference in Liverpool next week will hypothesise that the hair removal trend threatening the pubic louse with extinction can be traced back to a single Sex and the City episode."

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandst...ice-endangered

that's border line zoo stuff :Oh crap did you kill them first? :1orglaugh

this is an easy one.... no.

Best way to get rid of crabs is to shave one side, light the other side on fire, then when they come out, stab them with a pencil.

I meant blue crabs as in soft shell blue crabs.....the eating kind :winkwink:

And never had the "CRABS"

Crab Man Hahaha

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/5429445120/hC54D77EE/

never had crabs

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ain't no crabs on me