What is the best full nude strip club in Southern California?
 

What do you all think is the best full nude strip club in Southern California -- Los Angles, Orange County, the Valley -- to go have fun with a group of people?

Nothing beats Jumbos Clown Room but they are not full nude. 7th veil in hollywood

None of them have alcohol. :(

down by LAX I think, nude w/hootch

Don't get me started on how stupid that law is. Probably leads to more drunk driving in California, given how many people hit a bar first.

In LA's defense, back when the adult show was a back room at the Sands during CES, ForrestBlack and a bunch of people went out to a Vegas club and reported back that it was like the strippers had never seen a bunch of guys in big boots and eyeliner tipping before.

In this instance, two of the people don't drink, so seemed like a good activity option.

I've gone to see friends' bands play at Jumbo's and it was one of the first places I went, when I first got out to LA because of the Courtney Love connection. They have freaking pasties on. Gotta have standards and that doesn't meet 'em.

All the times I ate at Bossa Nova and all the times I ate there because I was meeting someone after they competed in one of the amateur nights there, I never realized 7th Veil was full nude.

Leroy from DTI knows for sure. :winkwink:

I think its called the Hofbrau House near down town.

hard to imagine Courtney Love stripping at Jumbos but it's true. I always did Jumbos or Cheetas cause they were so trashy and I like trashy clubs

You sure about that?

The only full nude/full liquor bar in pretty much the entire western United States is The Palomino here in Vegas I believe. And that's because they are grandfathered in (been here since 1969)

You know how it is...we can't have full grown adult men watching naked full grown adult women and being able to enjoy a cocktail.

Remember: BIG Govt. knows best. :)

There are a few clubs in the Valley, but most suck balls, there was one in Burbank that was a nice building, huge. But it was Sunday and dead when we went.
I haven't gone to one in a while, I do have a open invitation to a private one I should check out one of these days. If you don't know one of the club members, you're not getting in! Lot's of motorcycle parking!!!

They only offer topless if alcohol is served.

Name some of the clubs man.

Last time I was in LA, Claudia Marie and I took a cab and we couldn't even find a topless club (much less nude) with alcohol. :(

Cab driver told us that there was one somewhere...but it was a long drive off (I think in another country or something) that had topless and alcohol. But the cab fare would have been ridiculous to get there.

I was kinda shocked...not being from California I had always assumed that it was far more liberal than the rest of the country. But not being able to go to a titty bar and have a drink was a joke to me.

If you know some titty bars in LA with alcohol (just topless even)....let me know so next time I'm there I can have somewhere to party.

Are you a rookie or something? Thought you would be a strip club expert.

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If you come here on a Friday, I got a private place I can take you and Claudia-Marie.
That said, most of the titty bars are right next to a full bar, you have a drink, then go watch a show, then another drink, some titty bars own the full bar next door.
I'l talk to a buddy of mine that's a DJ for several titty bars and he'll know which are the best and get back to you.

Ok, I just got the 411 for strip bars from my buddy Billy Batz
He's going to be the DJ at the Seventh Veil tonight, it's full nude, no alcohol

What most do is go to a Bikini bar, where yes, they dance in Bikini's, but it's a full bar there, it's called Crazy Girls and it's on Sunset and La Brea.

He said he would give me passes if I stopped by!

Then when you got a good buzz going, go to the seventh veil

ah crazy girls. Love that place too.

I vaguely thought I heard that closed down. Haven't been there in years, but it was topless when I went. When did that change?

I don't know when it changed. but the info I got was from the dj of the seventh veil and I got that today

:2 cents: You can have beer and wine in some TOPLESS bars (permits vary by area).. You cannot have any booze and full nude at all in so cal. Also most the beer/wine topless bars also have a 6 foot rule. Some nude clubs will do special "invite only private parties" and offer an open bar with a cover since its a "private party". Total BS but can skirt the rule like once a month usually. :2 cents:

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I am wondering what makes it the best. Hottest or freakiest?

VERY good question. There is a big difference the strip club world.

Looking for something good for a group, upscale vibe probably ideal for this particular group.

Some clubs are more geared towards going by yourself and some more with friends. I haven't put a lot of thought into the key differences, as I've never run a strip club, but that's accurate, isn't it?

I'm not model-scouting on this expedition, so I don't need gothic dancers or anything like that.

Just good-looking girls who dance well and no chewing gum or cum stains on the seats.

A place where I wouldn't be the first women to ever enter the establishment as a consumer.

Yeah, Amelia...like I said earlier, if you want a nude club that has a full liquor bar you're just gonna have to come to Vegas (and there's only one of 'em here).

Other than that you damn near have to leave the U.S.
We are too "free" here to be able to drink a cocktail and watch a nude dancer these days. :(

Is that everywhere now? That seems so silly. As I recall, when I lived in Atlanta, they had some strip clubs which were totally coed and had full bars, but I might just not have happened to order a drink. Maybe they were beer only or something.

that's what the girls tell me ... never been myself, wtf do I need to go to a nude bar for?

Martina and Warren had a b'day party for me a few years ago at Club Xposed. As I recall they had a full bar downstairs or next door, pretty hot chicks

Leroy knows a few good ones..