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Tom Byron 08-29-2013 10:13 PM

Yes it's me
 
This is my first post. I have checked out GFY from time to time and gained a lot of knowledge from it. I may have silly questions for you guys from time to time. Bear with me.

Right now, I'm trying to sell some banners on ********. Anybody wanna buy some? Hit me at [email protected]

96ukssob 08-29-2013 10:21 PM

welcome :321GFY

baddog 08-29-2013 10:28 PM

OMG, is it really Tom Byron? It has come full circle, welcome.

Chosen 08-29-2013 10:31 PM

Welcome to GFY, Tom :thumbsup

LAJ 08-29-2013 10:32 PM

Yeah, is it really you Tom? Awesome if it is...

Tom Byron 08-29-2013 10:34 PM

Tis I.

Any of you rich web people wanna adopt me?

Talson 08-29-2013 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Byron (Post 19779231)
This is my first post. I have checked out GFY from time to time and gained a lot of knowledge from it. I may have silly questions for you guys from time to time. Bear with me.

Right now, I'm trying to sell some banners on ********. Anybody wanna buy some? Hit me at [email protected]

Welcome to GFY

Tom Byron 08-29-2013 10:39 PM

Sup LA Jay

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-29-2013 10:46 PM

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln...520oo1_400.jpg

Welcome, nOOb...now :321GFY

:stoned

ADG


P.S. :bowdown

Colmike9 08-29-2013 10:46 PM

Hello :upsidedow

Tom Byron 08-29-2013 10:48 PM

LOL OG Twink

Double trouble 08-29-2013 11:16 PM

Welcome Tom

Markul 08-29-2013 11:29 PM

Welcome... lol

Phoenix 08-30-2013 12:18 AM

enjoy the show

pauliexray 08-30-2013 01:07 AM

Rather than sell banners straight up Tom, why don't you guys join some affiliate programs and use the banners on adult FYI to promote those sponsors?

globofun 08-30-2013 01:16 AM

Welcome to the zoo!

Tom Byron 08-30-2013 02:31 AM

What are the best payout and converting affiliate programs?

EroAdvertising Paul 08-30-2013 02:46 AM

You could just show some Ero-advertising.com banners in that spot. Just because you can and want to make some extra cash. :thumbsup

If you need any information, my contact details are in my sig. :2 cents::2 cents:

MaDalton 08-30-2013 03:07 AM

welcome - but please, for the love of god, please hire a designer and redo that website. it gives me eye cancer and i cannot read it without getting an epileptic seizure. thanks.

seeandsee 08-30-2013 03:36 AM

Welcome to GFY

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-30-2013 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19779421)

welcome - but please, for the love of god, please hire a designer and redo that website. it gives me eye cancer and i cannot read it without getting an epileptic seizure. thanks.

Gene Ross giving you the stink eye: :winkwink:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EwXWloOpgT...0/geneross.jpg

So Tom, since UAWA.org (the United Adult Workers of America) has big-ass banner ads on ********, and you are listed as a leader of the UAWA (along with Rob Black, who heads up the org), please tell us a little bit about it...

http://uawa.org/images/home_1_01.jpg

Perhaps a new thread. I'm interested to learn more about it. :)

Maybe your sales pitch for banner ads on ******** can be, "If you want to get rid of my loud banners on ********, buy your own ******** ads from me and replace them!" :winkwink:

:stoned

ADG

Caldo 08-30-2013 03:55 AM

welcome :thumbsup

SilentKnight 08-30-2013 07:05 AM

Welcome to GFY.

Now whistle the theme to Bimbo Bowlers From Buffalo. :1orglaugh

LAJ 08-30-2013 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Byron (Post 19779253)
Sup LA Jay

The usual BS lol... Hope you are doing well. Seriously hit me up anytime you have questions or need help on anything.

Spunky 08-30-2013 08:18 AM

Welcome to the board

_Richard_ 08-30-2013 08:19 AM

welcome to gfy!

wehateporn 08-30-2013 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom Byron (Post 19779396)
What are the best payout and converting affiliate programs?

Welcome Tom!

A few of these CCBill strip games would sell well on your website, they rebill nicely too :2 cents:

http://www.wehateporn.com/sexy_games...ooke_lima.html

JustDaveXxx 08-30-2013 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 19779445)
Gene Ross giving you the stink eye: :winkwink:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-EwXWloOpgT...0/geneross.jpg

So Tom, since UAWA.org (the United Adult Workers of America) has big-ass banner ads on ********, and you are listed as a leader of the UAWA (along with Rob Black, who heads up the org), please tell us a little bit about it...

http://uawa.org/images/home_1_01.jpg

Perhaps a new thread. I'm interested to learn more about it. :)

Maybe your sales pitch for banner ads on ******** can be, "If you want to get rid of my loud banners on ********, buy your own ******** ads from me and replace them!" :winkwink:

:stoned

ADG


Welcome to the board Tom.


This is gonna be good...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yuu.design 08-30-2013 10:52 AM

welcome buddy

xNetworx 08-30-2013 11:28 AM

I think the first VHS porn I actually got my hands on had you in it. Fuckin a :thumbsup

SilentKnight 08-30-2013 11:32 AM

There's a generation of people on here too young to even know who Tom Byron is.

fitzmulti 08-30-2013 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauliexray (Post 19779344)
Rather than sell banners straight up Tom, why don't you guys join some affiliate programs and use the banners on adult FYI to promote those sponsors?

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Ferus 08-30-2013 11:41 AM

Welcome Tom

you shot with some of the biggest stars, so I bet you have a few stories to tell about the early years

CDSmith 08-30-2013 11:46 AM

This is book material right here.

"Tom Byron -- From VHS to GFY"

Bestseller in the making. Welcome Tom. Assuming it's you. It's always a fat guy posing as a model on here. Wouldn't it be funny if you were a fat chick posing as you?

Creatine 08-30-2013 11:51 AM

Welcome Tom. Gfy is the place you wana be. 34 flavors.

CaptainHowdy 08-30-2013 12:06 PM

Welcome to the zoo ...

alex.missyouth 08-30-2013 12:59 PM

Welcome to GFY!

Sarah_Jayne 08-30-2013 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 19779980)
There's a generation of people on here too young to even know who Tom Byron is.

And then there is the generation of us where he was in nearly every porn we watched in our 'developmental' years.

Welcome to our side of the world, Tom. I hear Hustler is a good sponsor. ;)

Tofu 08-30-2013 01:09 PM

Welcome to GFY, mister!


:)

Evil Chris 08-30-2013 02:20 PM

Hi Tom...

I remember hanging out at your booth at AVN a few years ago and I met and chatted with Richard Dreyfuss. Crazy.

NaughtyRob 08-30-2013 02:43 PM

Whats up dude.

pauliexray 08-30-2013 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 19780003)
This is book material right here.

"Tom Byron -- From VHS to GFY"

Bestseller in the making. Welcome Tom. Assuming it's you. It's always a fat guy posing as a model on here. Wouldn't it be funny if you were a fat chick posing as you?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Cyber Fucker 08-30-2013 04:39 PM

Hello and welcome to the Zoo! :thumbsup

Far-L 08-30-2013 05:38 PM

I have a Tom Byron story I can regale you all with...

It is like an updated version of Aesop's "lion and the mouse".

Long ago, in a far of distant galaxy called Los Angeles, I worked in the small, small world of LA porn. I used to see TB all the time. He was "A" list male talent, one of the big lions like TTboy and Randy West and Randy Spears that made the big bucks. Me? Well I was "C-list" and a prop compared to those woodsman that ruled the wood.

As I always happened to have some weed, and that hippie happy to share air about me, I would often puff puff pass to Byron during our breaks on those long hours at the set.

One day I showed up for a gang bang shoot and the night before I had been drinking. The hangover was bad enough but not having any weed to offset the nauseousness I was a hot mess. However, there was Tom sharing a bowl with up and coming stud Nick East. I humbly asked for a helpful toke, explaining my condition, hard enough because I prefer being the sinsemilla santa and never like to be a mooch, but having smoked them out both more times than I could count I felt ok with it enough to ask.

Tom looked at me. Took a big hit. Passed the full bowl to Nick. "No man. Don't have enough."

I was a little shocked. But hey, whatever, man, its cool. I can dig that. But one day, one day you are going to ask me for something. And I am a fucking scorpio, and scorpio's are notorious for never forgetting even the slightest slight. Luckily, realizing character flaws and changing, transforming, to seek a higher ideal is also typical of scorpios.

All was forgiven and only happier times given precedence. Tom is almost as iconic as Ron Jeremy. I know he has had his ups and downs just like everyone else in the biz that has been around as long. I wish him only the best.

The Moral of the story is...

It is far better to grow Homegrown and smoke it than to be the big wood that got burned one too many times. :2 cents::thumbsup:winkwink:

Hit me up with rates. timlake homegrownvideo d c.

Tom Byron 08-30-2013 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19779421)
welcome - but please, for the love of god, please hire a designer and redo that website. it gives me eye cancer and i cannot read it without getting an epileptic seizure. thanks.

LOL as soon as we can afford one we will. Rob's doing it now. Learning as we go

Tom Byron 08-30-2013 07:03 PM

It's basically an organization to help people in the biz who aren't always at the top of the food chain, i.e performers, crew, etc. To change things for the better, to create structures that make the business safe and prosperous for everyone who has the privilege to be a part of it and to weed out corrupt and illegal elements.

We'll have some more info coming next week. Stay tuned

ilnjscb 08-30-2013 07:03 PM

Welcome - I bet you have some great stories

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-30-2013 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19780479)

As I always happened to have some weed, and that hippie happy to share air about me, I would often puff puff pass to Byron during our breaks on those long hours at the set.

One day I showed up for a gang bang shoot and the night before I had been drinking. The hangover was bad enough but not having any weed to offset the nauseousness I was a hot mess.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6320131072/h566DF8E1/

I can attest to Far-L's generosity (weed and otherwise). :smokin



Song kicks in at 3:33, but the intro is pretty good if you haven't heard it before.

Have a nice weekend all...Plant that bell and let it ring! :smilie_we

:stoned

ADG

Tom Byron 08-30-2013 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Far-L (Post 19780479)
I have a Tom Byron story I can regale you all with...

It is like an updated version of Aesop's "lion and the mouse".

Long ago, in a far of distant galaxy called Los Angeles, I worked in the small, small world of LA porn. I used to see TB all the time. He was "A" list male talent, one of the big lions like TTboy and Randy West and Randy Spears that made the big bucks. Me? Well I was "C-list" and a prop compared to those woodsman that ruled the wood.

As I always happened to have some weed, and that hippie happy to share air about me, I would often puff puff pass to Byron during our breaks on those long hours at the set.

One day I showed up for a gang bang shoot and the night before I had been drinking. The hangover was bad enough but not having any weed to offset the nauseousness I was a hot mess. However, there was Tom sharing a bowl with up and coming stud Nick East. I humbly asked for a helpful toke, explaining my condition, hard enough because I prefer being the sinsemilla santa and never like to be a mooch, but having smoked them out both more times than I could count I felt ok with it enough to ask.

Tom looked at me. Took a big hit. Passed the full bowl to Nick. "No man. Don't have enough."

I was a little shocked. But hey, whatever, man, its cool. I can dig that. But one day, one day you are going to ask me for something. And I am a fucking scorpio, and scorpio's are notorious for never forgetting even the slightest slight. Luckily, realizing character flaws and changing, transforming, to seek a higher ideal is also typical of scorpios.

All was forgiven and only happier times given precedence. Tom is almost as iconic as Ron Jeremy. I know he has had his ups and downs just like everyone else in the biz that has been around as long. I wish him only the best.

The Moral of the story is...

It is far better to grow Homegrown and smoke it than to be the big wood that got burned one too many times. :2 cents::thumbsup:winkwink:

Hit me up with rates. timlake homegrownvideo d c.

Jeez, did I really do that? What prick move on my part. Maybe I was having a bad day too, I dunno, but's that's no excuse for being an asshole. For whatever It's worth I'm sorry. I can make it up to you somehow I will.

Robbie 08-30-2013 07:22 PM

Welcome to the board! :)


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