Would you eat Judge Judy's cunt everyday for $500,000 per year...
 

It would basically entail you showing up to her home early morning, prior to her denture brushing... prior to any sort of bathing... basically she sits in her judge's robe all day taping and her twat stews like 9 day old, unrefrigerated, sweaty meat.

Would you show up with your Red Lobster bib on for a 15 minute, raisin wrinkled clit, labia sucking, fisting her g spot marathon?

2 weeks of vacation per year... but on those 14 days you have to jack your shit on Skype while Judy drills her meat flaps with the business end of a decommissioned, Vietnam era flame thrower... while wearing the pack on her back.... nude.
http://i.imgur.com/rTJEc.jpg

no. fucking. way.

Can I outsource?

As a self professed "dog, you should know better than to ask a question as such.

Hell yes as long as it does not smell

Keep the money, Ill do it for fun

Does she get a blindfold ?

Honestly most people's jobs are worse than that and pay much less.

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I would do it for 11 years and 16 days

did you miss this ? :Graucho

I'd fucking eat judge Judy for that.

There really ought to be some punishment from the mods for posting such a nonsense thread like this. It's not even clever.

Something more than your reprimand?

I'd try day #1 and see how it wen't. If bad I'd call in sick for day #2. :2 cents:

Not even for a Klondike bar

I'd do it for half that if I get to wander down to that hemorrhoid infested swamp hole and savor those left over Charmin bits.

I can't afford to spend $500,000 a year on that kind of thing, but if I could I would.

Beat me to it :1orglaugh

Yes I would. My family would be set for life after a year. Fuck after a month they'd be set.

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i chortled.

Your family would be set for life with $41,000?

blindfold
toothless dogg
jar of peanut butter :2 cents: :1orglaugh :thumbsup

TMI :2 cents:

Says no

Opens briefcase filled with 500K

I whistle while I work!

So basically, only 15 minutes per day of doing something very unpleasant for nearly $100 / minute ($6000 per hour!) and I don't need to alter anything else I do in life except now with the added therapist sessions and a year's supply of pepto bismal?

1. Can I be done with it after a year?

2. Where do I sign up?

That reads like it was typed one-handed.

She's 17 years younger than Hefner :2 cents:

It was :(