What embarrassing situations have happened to you since being a webmaster ??
 

I remember a few years ago we had some family over at our house, and i was on the laptop just messing around, and i was about to show someone a clip that was on my desktop. But instead of clicking the icon for the vid i wanted to show, i clicked one with a similar name (let's say it was named 0003).

Instead of the clip i thought it was, it was the 3rd movie sample for a gallery i was making that day. But because i never expected it, it was loaded with the sound up fairly loud for a good few seconds before i realised what i had just done, and then tried to quickly close it. Let's just say some of my family got more than they bargained for :1orglaugh


It had to be an anal gallery i was submitting didn't it ?? :anon

Stripping down naked in the middle of a party full of webmasters in a penthouse suite in Vegas and getting into a hot tub with two hot models.

Then explaining it to my wife a few hours later on the phone.

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i guess for me it was hitting some random party, some random going 'what you do for work', and my vague non-descript answer got a few 'heh heh we're sure'

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Telephone numbers and addresses sneaking on to Google for gay sites because of whois and Arin. Lesson learned. Don't even put it on your account even if you usually use other contacts since things mess up sometimes.

Really early on with a site I had someone publish my whois on usenet for a VERY kinky site of mine. I had to get dejanews to remove it and then later Google news. It's back now but 15 years later (I was in college at the time) and six addresses later it's not a big deal as all the info is outdated and the site is long gone.

I bet whois and arin data causes a lot of these incidents for adult webmasters.

Absolutely none, but have seen countless, there are advantages to being sober at webmaster shows

I started running sites in college back in 99/2000 and one year I got a 1099 from a company, but for some reason I must of used my dorm address instead of my PO Box and it got forwarded to my parents house.

Although I was about 20 years old, having my dad call to ask me "WHAT THE FUCK IS NASTYDOLLARS?!?!?!" it was pretty embarrassing.

Years ago when I was in CA, word spread amongst our group of friends that I "ran porn sites." One night we were hanging out, drinking, and a friend asked me to show him sites and what not. the women were in the other room hanging out and I showed him and our other buddy my sites, but he was obsessed with the tranny site I had.

He pulled me aside and asked me if I could "introduce him" to one of the "gurls" and how much it would cost to fake we were shooting a scene and he would be the actor. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cuddling with cybermike... oh wait that was fantasy cum true!

I was there.

Well... as a producer having a SWAT team on my ass cruising through Amsterdam with a bound and gagged girl in the back of a van. What went wrong? I opened the back door of the van we were filming in. Two females on a bike came by and looked into the van. They could only see me and the bound girl, not the cameraman. 10 minutes later we were at the side of the road looking at guns...

I remember being impressed with the fact they were there within 10 minutes fully operated.

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The clothing worn by some of the people at the AVN shows in Vegas... pretty embarrassing for everyone around.

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Another one... a couple of months ago we were filming at a location in a innercity. The model made actually some sounds while being spanked. It was very hot outside and we had some windows open. After the scene we had a drink on the rooftop of the building. There we saw the neighbor hanging out of a window. He was drunk and asked what the fuck we were doing. We explained what we were filming... He said: oh crap, i just called the cops a few minutes ago.:1orglaugh Indeed... cops at the location... After they saw the camera's, rope, ballgags, whips, etc... and after asking the model if everything was consensual they left...

Hmmm. I remember getting a whole bunch of promo DVD's at some event and bringing them home, but not knowing what to do with them. So, I put them in a chest buried with a whole bunch of CD's and other things that I knew I would never have to access.

Well my cousin-in law's family visited and when I came home from work, I found most of the contents of the chest out since the kids were playing in it. The porn DVDs were neatly stacked though which clearly meant a non-toddler did that.

No big deal though right? It's just porn. Well, as I go to hide the stack of porn dvds, I realize that 2 of the 5 DVDs are tranny porn dvds.

No one ever mentioned anything, but I can't help but think that the cousin must assume either me or my husband are into trannies which is kind of a wierd feeling to have when you're not into tranny porn.

laughed so hard i puked

the parents coming back from vacation and stopped by my place to pick up their dog I was watching. I could not hear the doorbell so they look in the windows and see a 5 girl ogry going on that I am filming. They kinda knew what I did but after that there was no question. They went home and called an hour later acting like they never came by but dad broke the news to me hahaha

Same here. The problem are the Copy Clon Whois Sites, that still cache whois info from years ago... Even tho I protected with whois privacy all my domains, I can still find all my information (Even from my previous home!!) in some of those copycat clon whois sites. How do you deal with that?.. I tried to contact the owners of those sites to update my info, but they just don't answer. :disgust

I haven't had too many that were really that awkward, but a few that stand out.

1. When I first started I accidentally put the name of my site in the Payee slot when I signed up for a sponsor so my first check from them came made out to Extreme Anal Links. I deposited it via ATM and the bank never said a thing.

2. I was out with a group of people. We were at a comedy club waiting for the show to start. One of the guys there worked with a friend of mine and ran a part time limo business on the side. He is talking to me about building him a better website. When he asks what kind of sites I build I tell him different types, but I do some work in adult. At the top of his lungs he exclaims, "Adult? Like with dicks!?" Everyone in the room stopped what they were doing and looked at us. I started laughing and he turned bright red.

3. I had a checking account at Washington Mutual bank. One day I get a letter from them telling me that they have good information that a check I deposited is going to bounce. I was heading out to run some errands so I stop by the bank to see what is going on. I show the letter to the teller and she goes and gets the manager who pulled me aside and said in a very hushed voice, "That check is from an adult company. My experience is that most of them are shady and bounce checks." The check in question was one from a company I had been promoting for a while and never had a problem. I explained to him that about 90% of the checks I deposited were from adult companies and I have not bounced one yet. He then says in a much louder voice. "We didn't know that when you opened the account. Had we known it was porn money we might not have opened the account." Everyone in the bank (it was small) looked at us. I just shrugged and told him I would be back tomorrow to close the account and remove my smut money from their precious bank.

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nooooo

I live outside of the states and fly home to visit my parents once per year. One trip I get to their house and there sitting on the dining room table are three bumper stickers "I seen your mom on crackwhoreconfessions.com"

My parents know what I do but that was still rather amusing for me.

Several years ago I was dating this women who told a great story about a tranny porn experience she had. She met this guy and he asked her out. They go out to dinner and have a nice time and everything is cool. He invites her back to his place to watch a movie. He makes some popcorn, they sit down on the couch and he starts the movie. It is a tranny porn movie. At first she thought he was playing a practical joke on her. After about 10 minutes she asks if he is serious and she says he as a little surprised that she wasn't into it. His logic was that it had dick for her and tits for him so they can both be happy. LOL.

While we were dating if we ever went to a bad movie or a bad restaurant we would joke that it was bad, but not tranny porn bad.

The only way I know of besides trying to sue them or pay the extortion money (then three more copycat sites usually pop up wanting you to pay more) is to seed the Google results with a lot of false hits for the information which is out there. Make some information legitimate and half incorrect. The idea being to bury the really embarrassing stuff a couple pages deep where no casual person will see it and even if they do they won't know whether it's true. Or just don't give a shit about it.

The worst was the "oh my god im cumming" clip that used to play on here.
I was on the phone with my bank manager, who was female and extremely uptight all the time. I had finally managed to gain some headway with her and also the bank.
Anyway i called to speak to her, and accidentally hit my mouse and it went over the banner.
She heard it and asked me disgustingly if i was watching porn.

I keep my sound turned off now unless i have headphones on and am listening to something that i choose.

Some dirty bastard sent me the link to that video clip that very LOUDLY says "Hey everybody I'm watching gay porn!"

fuckin bastard you know who you are :mad:

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We were shooting an outdoor bondage scene in the middle of nowhere (at least we thought). We'd hiked through a lot of dense bush and trees for quite a distance to a remote area.

The model had just gotten down to bare essentials when along comes a group of 15-20 seniors on a hike.

Turned out the marked trail was just 20 yards through the trees from our location.

We got a few snide comments from the wrinkled prunes...although one old fart offered to come over and help 'rescue' the handcuffed damsel. :1orglaugh

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Nothing special, compared to things people are talking about above. I remember once that my mom came and new girlfriend was here and they were talking and then mom wanted to see something on my laptop and she clicked Nifty Stats icon in taskbar (she was thinking it is something else). At that time, Nifty Stats was free and had popup advertisement and next thing that came over screen was some blowjob amateur scene.....since it was not standard browser window, they couldn't close it easily.

Those sound banners on here were fucking horrific! :Oh crap

10 years later I still use flashblock because of those fucking ads.

i was a game tester for ubisoft to test the new splinter cell blacklist. i was actually partnered up with another mate to test the game with me (she played on a ps3) and we both were in the same neighbourhood, we still know each other and she is hot too. she is asian and she is hot i can't stress that enough. :jerkoff

One year, we decided to bring everyone, even the meat puppets. I'm trying to talk business when one of them comes up to me slurring his words and stumbles into a potted plant, knocking it over in front of a crowd. Just at that moment, the other fuckin jackass shows up introducing himself to people like he actually knows wtf he's talking about and that he has a position in my company other than being a meat puppet. That was embarrassing, and needless to say, when we go to shows now a days, we leave the tools home. Live and learn.
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That photographer Buster?

Yes I remember that one and I remember the repairman hearing the sound and looking at me.
I never worked with the sound on again.