Have you ever seen a middle men in person with a bad shave?
 

it would appear to me that middle men and pseudo bankers take tremendous pride in their appearance and often sport the most impressively clean, neat and tidy shave job you would ever expect to see.

The shaves are so close to perfection, so well hand crafted and meticulously detailed it could take your breath away!

3 cheers for the heroic middle men of the adult industry who are some of the most honest, fair, and intelligent people who walk around with the most crisp, clean, and respected shave jobs you will find!

Will they ever reveal to us peasants from whence come their high quality razors?

Grow a beard.

only when they become movie producer

Once you figure out that middle men only make a lot of money because of volume you too will come to the realization of "hey, if I can increase my volume, I can make a lot of money, too!"

Enough already.