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bigPunk 10-07-2013 12:19 AM

The oldest woman you fucked
 
I set my record few days ago - I am 27 and she is 33 :banana

What's your record?

MrMaxwell 10-07-2013 12:22 AM

When I am fifteen my woman is twenty six. I had the oldest one when I was, what, early twenties. She was fifty nine with the breasts of a 20 year old and they were real and she was an amazing lover.

Saw some younger women as I aged a little. Undecided about what age group I prefer at this point.

AllAboutCams 10-07-2013 12:24 AM

About 45 i think

noshit 10-07-2013 12:28 AM

Does a chick from Haiti with hair on her chest count?

euronudes 10-07-2013 12:35 AM

Looong time ago when I was 18 I fucked a women who was about 55-60 yrs old.
She was a cab driver. I was drunk and without money. When she stopped the car I could not pay so she drove me out in the forest to her cottage and forced me to fuck her as payment. And she also whipped my ass red and blue with the antenna from the car.
I felt very bad at that time. But now, as a middle-aged man I smile when I think of this old memory.

Chosen 10-07-2013 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by noshit (Post 19825153)
Does a chick from Haiti with hair on her chest count?

Are you sure it was chick? :winkwink:

brassmonkey 10-07-2013 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 19825157)
Are you sure it was chick? :winkwink:

shanaynay or wanda??

http://wavemediagroup.com/mftts/wp-c.../shanaynay.png
http://collider.com/wp-content/image...a_wayne_01.jpg

Markul 10-07-2013 12:55 AM

When I was 18 I fucked a 33 year old stripper.

Now. I guess every time I fuck my GF, that's the oldest women I've fucked... hey I am breaking a record every time haha

Bourke 10-07-2013 01:19 AM

When I was 18 I was fucking a friends mother. She was 37.

bigPunk 10-07-2013 01:22 AM

And I thought my achivement was worth something :Oh crap

bigPunk 10-07-2013 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by euronudes (Post 19825156)
And she also whipped my ass red and blue with the antenna from the car.

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/145/aff...1330810881.jpg

kane 10-07-2013 02:13 AM

When I was 20 I had a 9 month friends with benefits thing going with a co-worker who was 42.

She was good looking, petite and tight and she was very cool. She played guitar and we were into the same music and stuff so we talked a lot at work. We carpooled every day then one night we went to a concert together. After the concert I drove her back to her place she invited me and we had sex. It was supposed to be a one time only thing.

A few weeks later as we were driving home from work we start talking and agree to hook up again. From that day on we got after it every day after work. The job's hours were 6am-2:30pm. It was close to 2:45pm by the time we got to her place. Her kids didn't get home from school until around 4pm (and a few days per week they went to their dad's) so we would get to her place, get naked and bang like crazy for about 30 minutes then I would take off before her kids got home.

It was a fun 9 months.

Umbalabob 10-07-2013 02:40 AM

48 when I was 27. I was glad that she had already disappeared when I was sober again...

pgmorin 10-07-2013 03:26 AM

52 when I was 28

nexcom28 10-07-2013 03:47 AM


freecartoonporn 10-07-2013 04:28 AM

i was 25 she was 33

Grapesoda 10-07-2013 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigPunk (Post 19825142)
I set my record few days ago - I am 27 and she is 33 :banana

What's your record?

you knew it was coming, so here it is: your mom :thumbsup

bigPunk 10-07-2013 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19825271)
you knew it was coming, so here it is: your mom :thumbsup

lol
I wondered what took it so long

DatePoster 10-07-2013 05:17 AM

Got some head from a 33 year old when I was 18

Phoenix 10-07-2013 05:25 AM

when i was 19-20 i had sex with a hot blonde friend of my moms...about 42 or so.
we got caught...crazy...i realize now she had been trying to get with me since i was about 16

Rochard 10-07-2013 06:57 AM

Fifty-one I think, I was in my twenties. However my wife is nearly fifty....

CaptainHowdy 10-07-2013 07:32 AM

That doesn't count as an achievement for me ...

Nicky 10-07-2013 07:47 AM

Oldest one was 30, yea that was this year (I'm also 30) :)

Grapesoda 10-07-2013 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by bigPunk (Post 19825290)
lol
I wondered what took it so long

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

yuu.design 10-07-2013 07:54 AM

i was 27 and she 45 :P

johnnyloadproductions 10-07-2013 08:00 AM

22, she was 41.

She fell in love with me and said she wouldn't mine if I got her pregnant, I thought about it... it would have been a disaster. Good looking kids if her older age didn't induce any medical complications.

I love shoving huge objects in older women.

It's nice being young like that, you're a treat.
I make them scream that they "like young boys." Gets me off!!!

scarlettcontent 10-07-2013 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by nexcom28 (Post 19825241)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ilnjscb 10-07-2013 09:24 AM

I wish - I couldn't attract older women for shit when I was young. Now they're everywhere but I'm older too.

AnimeFevers 10-07-2013 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 19825271)
you knew it was coming, so here it is: your mom :thumbsup

So his mom was 6 when she gave birth to him?

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 10-07-2013 09:34 AM

Who gets that personal :1orglaugh

Scott McD 10-07-2013 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19825160)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

alex.missyouth 10-07-2013 10:19 AM

43, 46 perhaps


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