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Scott McD 10-10-2013 09:30 AM

God damn motherfucking SPIDERS !!
 
I guess the fuckers want to come indoors now for the upcoming Winter. We seem to be finding a big one running around the house every couple of nights now !!

:helpme

A grown man shouldn't have a fear of such a technically small insect, yet i think the older i get the worse my fears get... :Oh crap:Oh crap

MaDalton 10-10-2013 09:33 AM

https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/...67175129_n.jpg

Scott McD 10-10-2013 09:35 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Doesn't help that this was one of the stories in today's newspaper.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...der-ATE-my-leg

:helpme:helpme

Struggle4Bucks 10-10-2013 09:39 AM

My windowcleaner says there is a spray which they can spray on the outside of the house which keeps spiders out for a whole year... Don't know if it's working or just a selling bla bla

MaDalton 10-10-2013 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19829765)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Doesn't help that this was one of the stories in today's newspaper.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/late...der-ATE-my-leg

:helpme:helpme

ok - that sounds unpleasant

brassmonkey 10-10-2013 09:43 AM

i had a truckload dumped near your place :evil-laug enjoy! :thumbsup

Scott McD 10-10-2013 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19829771)
My windowcleaner says there is a spray which they can spray on the outside of the house which keeps spiders out for a whole year... Don't know if it's working or just a selling bla bla

Hmmm, i don't see how that could work but damn i'll give anything a try.

We tried those things you plug into the sockets in your house which some people swear by. But we found that they didn't do shit in here...

freecartoonporn 10-10-2013 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks (Post 19829771)
My windowcleaner says there is a spray which they can spray on the outside of the house which keeps spiders out for a whole year... Don't know if it's working or just a selling bla bla

does this means, spiders which are inside, stays inside ?

mavruda 10-10-2013 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19829757)
I guess the fuckers want to come indoors now for the upcoming Winter. We seem to be finding a big one running around the house every couple of nights now !!

:helpme

A grown man shouldn't have a fear of such a technically small insect, yet i think the older i get the worse my fears get... :Oh crap:Oh crap

http://pestcontrol.about.com/od/diys...or-Spiders.htm

Struggle4Bucks 10-10-2013 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 19829794)
does this means, spiders which are inside, stays inside ?

yes... but no new ones coming in... like i said... don't know if it's really working... didn't try it but maybe next time i will...

Adult-biz 10-10-2013 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 19829762)

Such a funny caption. :)

SplatterMaster 10-10-2013 10:31 AM

Get them in the garage and storage buildings. Black Widows. Hate those MF?s

This takes care of them though. Bug bomb em

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/04...65_500X500.jpg

RyuLion 10-10-2013 10:31 AM

yawnnnnnnnnn..

gracesfall 10-10-2013 10:32 AM

http://i.imgur.com/fsX97.gif

SplatterMaster 10-10-2013 10:45 AM


Adult-biz 10-10-2013 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 19829883)

:1orglaugh

MaDalton 10-10-2013 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 19829883)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pinkz 10-10-2013 11:22 AM

there was an article on the BBC regarding the false widow and a footballer http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-24470023

but this guy seems to think their no worse than a bee or wasp sting
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-24397065

Antonio 10-10-2013 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by SplatterMaster (Post 19829883)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sperbonzo 10-10-2013 12:06 PM

I'm totally with you on the fear of spiders thing. I have no problem diving with sharks, playing with snakes, dealing with rats, etc, etc, etc.... but a spider turns me into a 6 year old girl.


During Desert Storm there were times when I was more scared of the damn Camel Spiders than I was of incoming artillery...



.Lately we have been getting a ton of these in the trees around our place. Globe weaver spiders, about 4 to 5 INCHES long.... THANK GOD I haven't found one inside!

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-G3nRGKnkWJQ/T...Bfor%2Bweb.jpg

_Richard_ 10-10-2013 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gracesfall (Post 19829866)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Sabby 10-10-2013 12:20 PM

Y'all want me to come WHAP that bitch with my stileto?

seeandsee 10-10-2013 12:21 PM

i like spiders on other people heads :D

Scott McD 10-10-2013 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19830008)
I'm totally with you on the fear of spiders thing. I have no problem diving with sharks, playing with snakes, dealing with rats, etc, etc, etc.... but a spider turns me into a 6 year old girl.


During Desert Storm there were times when I was more scared of the damn Camel Spiders than I was of incoming artillery...



.Lately we have been getting a ton of these in the trees around our place. Globe weaver spiders, about 4 to 5 INCHES long.... THANK GOD I haven't found one inside!

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-G3nRGKnkWJQ/T...Bfor%2Bweb.jpg


Yep i've done the swimming with sharks and a few other things, but lock me in a room with that thing in the pic you posted, and i'd probably die of a heart attack! :1orglaugh

dillfly2000 10-10-2013 01:24 PM

One way to abolish your arachnophobia

gracesfall 10-10-2013 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 19830054)
Yep i've done the swimming with sharks and a few other things, but lock me in a room with that thing in the pic you posted, and i'd probably die of a heart attack! :1orglaugh

Ugh. Banana spiders. One summer we had a fucking COLONY of them decide to build their nasty webs right in front of our kitchen bay window. Must have been a dozen of them at least.

I used the back door to enter / leave the house that entire summer.

Klen 10-10-2013 02:12 PM

Yesterday i killed giant spider,it seems someone picked him from outside and brought it at my room as i am quite sure those giant spiders never go inside house,they are always either on walls or trees.Throwed it into toilet,and it didnt flushed with first attemp,so i poured acid into it just for every case

JockoHomo 10-10-2013 02:31 PM

Don't be a hater.

Spiders are amazing animals who have been around millions of years prior to humans and certainly will outlast us on this earth and be around long after we are gone.

georgeyw 10-10-2013 02:41 PM

The only reason that guy in the story was bitten is because he threatened the spiders. Just leave them be and let them kill all the annoying flies / assorted bugs in and outside the house.

k0nr4d 10-10-2013 09:43 PM

I too kill every spider i see - even small ones. Even if I didn't hate them, they cause other problems. Recently one crawled on one of the window sensors for my house alarm and set it off, security company came and everything... killed that one on principle alone.

facialfreak 10-10-2013 10:41 PM


bhutocracy 10-11-2013 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 19830008)
I'm totally with you on the fear of spiders thing. I have no problem diving with sharks, playing with snakes, dealing with rats, etc, etc, etc.... but a spider turns me into a 6 year old girl.


During Desert Storm there were times when I was more scared of the damn Camel Spiders than I was of incoming artillery...



.Lately we have been getting a ton of these in the trees around our place. Globe weaver spiders, about 4 to 5 INCHES long.... THANK GOD I haven't found one inside!

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-G3nRGKnkWJQ/T...Bfor%2Bweb.jpg


Fuck these guys, they've taken over my suburb.. they weren't in the area 20 years ago.. now they're bloody everywhere.. I remember climbing certain trees as a kid all the way to the top, If I tried now I'd run away flapping my hands like an aspie that's just touched a hotplate before I hit the second branch.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...0_1080291a.jpg

fucking jesus christ..

winter_ 10-11-2013 06:19 AM

i have had to kill poisonous spiders before of which could just kill me if i was bitten. they have been smuggled in and let loose around my house. heh, well that's life for you.

new zealand is a lucky country, we are only believed to have one poisonous spider native and that is the red back spider.

michael.kickass 10-11-2013 06:28 AM

Are spiders really dangerous?
http://www.carnavaldecadiz.com/Carna...an_2_Medio.jpg


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